Things That Women Love... [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in Weird

The touch of a gentle lover...
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Male 2,841
Emmettyville is the reason why hookers exist.
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Female 4,359
I was thinking about this again thismorning (as if I didn`t have anything better to think about) and if wrote out a list,of things I wanted to happen, dishes would be like number 2 or 3 after, cook me some god damned dinner and make it f ucking tasty, and clean the house b itch. having some fool poke me in the nipples would come in at maybe 456 or478, somwhere between a cat licking my eyeball, and accidenatlly grating my finger while grating cheese. Update, I did my own dishes, again.
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Female 1,467
Real conversation in a doctor`s office waiting room, "He just gave up the will to live." "Yea, he didn`t have anyone who`d do his dishes anymore."
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Male 38,483

More real than Manti Te`o`s girlfriend.
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Male 5,874
Chad could hardly wait to get to the pub that night and boast about his new girlfriend`s beautiful body.
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Male 15,832
It must be cold in there. (I can tell because he`s wearing a parka.)
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Female 6,381
"I wonder if a real one feels like this?"
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Male 914
As an aside, I truly appreciate the advancements made in mannequins in recent decades.
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Male 3,060
Being cut in half, beheaded, and stuck on a post? I don`t think many women love that, fancy.
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Male 38,483

Stop that! She`s not your sister!

Can`t take him anywhere.
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Male 13,624
emmettyville

I mainly just dream of someone doing my f ucking dishes.
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Yeah I can see where your coming from
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Male 14,334
@emmettyville

I don`t even know how to f ck dishes!!
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Female 857
@emmettyville - Haha! seconded!
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Female 4,359
I mainly just dream of someone doing my f ucking dishes.
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Female 4,086
he`s dreaming of when he can do that to a REAL woman.

keep dreaming, little man!
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Male 20,169
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