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  1. Profile photo of whodat6484
    whodat6484 Male 30-39
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    May 20, 2013 at 5:00 am
    Link: The `Truth` About Evolution - Who would have guessed that all the evil in the world stems from the theory of evolution?
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    madduck Female 50-59
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    May 20, 2013 at 7:42 am
    Stupidity- it mentions stupidity.. thats a bit rich!
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
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    May 20, 2013 at 7:46 am
    LOL. They think rock and roll is `caused` by evolution?

    Idiots.
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    broizfam Male 60-69
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    May 20, 2013 at 7:47 am
    Evolution can`t cause anything unless evolution actually exists. Therefore, these morons must actually accept evolution, they just don`t like it! Also, they are obviously objective since it says so in their stupid group`s title. *If* there is a God, save us from the insanely stupid people of the world (like these folks!) and just leave us with the routinely stupid since the insanely stupid are dangers to themselves and everyone around them, while the routinely stupid are, at least, entertaining!
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
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    May 20, 2013 at 7:50 am
    aimed at people obviously not evolved enough to dispute it.
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    neojester12 Male 18-29
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    May 20, 2013 at 7:52 am
    Well ya know, in a way... it`s kinda correct.
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
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    May 20, 2013 at 8:08 am
    awsome, it even causes men who dedicated their life to spreading the word of god, to fiddle little boy`s. Damn that is some strong stuff. And Rock and roll!!!

    but yeah. cuase and effect. if the effect is real then so is the ..
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    May 20, 2013 at 8:17 am

    Stupidity.... evolution causes "Stupidity"
    I am falling out of my chair, rolling on the floor, clutching my belly `cause it hurts so bad from LAUGHING my fat ass off at that statement.

    I want a bumper sticker that says that.
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    Canoas Male 18-29
    427 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 8:45 am
    technically evolution does cause all of these.
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    normalfreak2 Male 18-29
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    May 20, 2013 at 8:55 am
    So if Evolution causes all this, Evolution is in fact real? My brain hurt.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    May 20, 2013 at 9:05 am

    Ya know what, I change my mind. This is actually correct.

    Evolution has lead to all of those things listed because evolution is real. Without evolution we wouldn`t exist to commit stupid acts like writing up that flyer.
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    blobman2000 Male 30-39
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    May 20, 2013 at 9:07 am
    that`s why i like evolution
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    May 20, 2013 at 9:11 am
    Evolution causes stupidity: As proven by the existence of this poster!

    Rock N Roll? They`re counting THAT as a sin? Oy!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    May 20, 2013 at 9:38 am

    Can someone explain this photo to me?
    The tailbone makes sense to me in an evolutionary sense but maybe I get it wrong...I can be quite daft at times.


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    cheeseb Male 30-39
    254 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 9:40 am
    Ha. Is the email address "[email protected]?"
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
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    May 20, 2013 at 9:44 am
    After reading that, I feel comforted knowing that I can go and drink lots of beer without sinning.
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4756 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 10:09 am
    @Canoas,
    Yes. You are, of course, correct since there are no gods and, therefore, no god could have caused anything, much less these issues.
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4756 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 10:11 am
    Gerry,
    The explanation for that poster is that the people who made it *EVOLVED* into idiots who are incapable of recognizing their own self contradictions!
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    ak47reaper Male 18-29
    117 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 11:28 am
    evolution is not a person or thing and has no mass thus can not create a cause or effect.
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    Andrew155 Male 18-29
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    May 20, 2013 at 11:54 am

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    madduck Female 50-59
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    May 20, 2013 at 12:01 pm
    Gerry- it does make sense... as far as I know the tailbone is just that. We do not have a tail, not sure if our direct ancestors ever did, but I am sure someone will enlighten me. Hominids split from apes a very long time ago, apes have no tails. How is makes natural selection nonsensical is beyond me.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6666 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 12:10 pm
    Evolution is actually horrible. it is wasteful, ugly and depends on most organisms dying in pain, with 99% of all known species being now extinct. It really is ghastly. Prior to the development of pain-killing drugs the best end any organism could hope for was a sudden accident or an efficient and quick predator. That way the agony might only last a few seconds. Otherwise evolution is plain nasty. It`s also true.

    Which is the problem I have with theistic evolution. Most mainstream Christian denomonations accept evolution as a fact but suggest that it is the mechanism chosen by god to populate his creation. Which, given that god could by definition have chosen any method including just poofing creatures into being and having them flourish on a diet of moonbeams,implies an utterly callous deity.

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    broizfam Male 60-69
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    May 20, 2013 at 12:48 pm
    madduck,
    Humans didn`t split from apes. Humans and apes split from a common ancestor. (Shhhh! Don`t tell the Creationists!) Presumably, the common ancestor had a tail.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    May 20, 2013 at 1:16 pm

    Maybe the tailbone isn`t a throwback to ancestors. Maybe it`s something we are evolving into. I think a tail would be cool. Wag when you`re happy ... swat flies ... very useful.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    May 20, 2013 at 1:40 pm



    OK: Evolution Theory says that non-essential parts are discarded, right? So why do we still have tailbones? And appendixes and stuff?
    Answer: because they are in the process of being "discarded" = duh! It doesn`t happen overnight. And perhaps those two things DO have some benefits we just don`t know about. Or DID until very recently...

    Yes, humans, apes, chimps and such all trace back to a common ancestor VERY long ago which probably looked like a lemur (and for sure had a tail)...

    ...or @Gerry1 could be correct and we are now evolving a tail... :-)
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    May 20, 2013 at 1:43 pm
    @LordJim: It`s true: Everything dies (except, presumably, God). So evolution takes that into account: death IS going to happen, it`s survival of the SPECIES (DNA) which counts!

    There`s a nifty theory that dinosaur-age creatures lived VERY long lives! This would make them far less able to adapt quickly, which helps explain extinctions... and how they got so gosh-darn BIG...
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    Solvent Male 18-29
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    May 20, 2013 at 2:08 pm
    blah blah blah people who disagree with me are stupid blah
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    SethDog Male 18-29
    768 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 3:35 pm
    Hahaha, source please?
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    Verenthi Male 18-29
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    May 20, 2013 at 4:23 pm
    @Gerry1of1, about that tailbone thing
    In the absence of environmental stress, useless or inefficient body parts won`t simply disappear or correct themselves.

    The recurrent laryngeal nerve (warning: video of a dissection) is another good example of such inefficiency.
    Since its length and path play no role in survival, at least none that I`m aware of, no other design that could arise from a mutation will get selected over the current one.

    Which brings me to another point: evolution isn`t some intelligent force with a specific objective in mind. Mutations happen by chance, non-fatal mistakes when replicating DNA segments or changes in the expression of genes already present.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    May 20, 2013 at 5:11 pm

    Huh?
  31. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31789 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 8:33 pm
    Huh?
    You need to be more specific as to whom you`re "huhing" at @Gerry1.

    @Verenthi: It`s not mutations, but rather normal variation mixed with natural selection that is the driving force behind evolution.

    Not that mutations don`t happen: they do!

    But far more common is: a tiny difference, multiplied by a small percentage of advantage OR disadvantage, carried out over many generations.

    Those finches (Darwin`s) didn`t just `hatch one year` with longer or shorter beaks: it took many decades of adaptation, correct?
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 8:36 pm
    Surely this is an atheist trolling christians? Christians aren`t this stupid.


    ...

    No wait, they take all their instructions from an omnipotent imaginary friend`s voices in their head. They really are that stupid.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 9:04 pm
    5Cats: The implied meaning of the word "mutation" is different in biology and in commmon usage. In common usage, it implies major physiological changes, almost always with adverse effects. In biology, it doesn`t. It`s a change, even a tiny change in one gene that has little or no physiological effect. So in the context of biology the natural variations you refer to are mutations.
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 9:46 pm
    It just proves that lowest common denominator wins.
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 9:49 pm
    Mutations are the rule, not the abnormality. Consider that extremophiles live in 120C at the base of volcanic sea vents.
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    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 10:00 pm
    Jeezus...
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    Sleepyhallow Male 50-59
    1983 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 10:52 pm
    Looks to me as if they are admitting Evolution exists, just attributing to it all sorts of immoral idiocy.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    May 21, 2013 at 1:24 am
    Blimey theres a fair wide demography going there
    rape - pedos and rock n roll??
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    Musuko42 Male 18-29
    2850 posts
    May 21, 2013 at 4:36 am
    @Gerry1of1

    "Maybe the tailbone isn`t a throwback to ancestors. Maybe it`s something we are evolving into. I think a tail would be cool. Wag when you`re happy ... swat flies ... very useful."

    Ever been to a furry convention? :)
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
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    May 21, 2013 at 7:41 am
    which helps explain extinctions... and how they got so gosh-darn BIG.
    Well, not really. An organism`s size is restricted only by its environment, and the square-cube law which posits a hypothetical "maximum" size somewhere between 100,000-1,000,000 kg. Any animal this size or above would be literally crushed by its own weight. The most important factor in growth size for any organism is oxygen. Back in Jurassic periods the Earth had a very high oxygen content, which is why you see very large insects and other animals in the fossil record.
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    krw888 Male 50-59
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    May 21, 2013 at 1:16 pm
    I find TRUTH to be a strange name for a group that promotes lies. Even the Catholic Church has acknowledged the validity of evolution. Jesus would not be pleased with this group.
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    Kilgore89 Male 18-29
    194 posts
    May 21, 2013 at 4:08 pm
    Most mainstream Christian denomonations accept evolution as a fact but suggest that it is the mechanism chosen by god to populate his creation. Which, given that god could by definition have chosen any method including just poofing creatures into being and having them flourish on a diet of moonbeams,implies an utterly callous deity.

    Yeah, but he recently realised that problem. Get ready for the discovery of the moonbeam toad in the next few years.

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    TheZigRat Male 50-59
    2210 posts
    May 21, 2013 at 5:39 pm
    Lets not be so hard on religion. Sometimes it takes time for facts of reality to sink in on the ignorant and the slow. After all they just recently accepted the fact the Sun is the center of our Planetary system and the Earth is not the center of the Universe while the rest of the world knew this from the time of Eratosthenes
    (276-194 BCE)
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    May 22, 2013 at 4:55 am
    That`s an exaggeration...ancient Greek philosophers argued about it but didn`t prove heliocentrism, which was a minority view. Most of them thought that the Earth was the centre of the solar system, which was not a silly idea given the observations that can be made by eye, and most people in the world in those days weren`t familiar with the work of Greek philosophers.
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    Chaoskitty Female 18-29
    439 posts
    May 29, 2013 at 7:53 am
    Kilgore89 - of course I had to google surinam toad....i wish i did not

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