The Sheep Lies! [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Funny

She is a habitual liar as a matter of fact.
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Male 6,227
@ Gerry: ~Squrlz waves the white flag of pun-surrender~ LOL
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Male 39,908

@ Squrlz4Sale, Did ewe think my puns were lamb? I need to baa-row a dictionary to do any more.
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Female 1,467
Generally it`s the pigs that lie.
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Male 6,227
@ Gerry: Wool that was amusing. You always bleat me to the best puns. But are ewe sure you didn`t miss a few? =^.^=
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Male 15,832
The version I liked best was about Dr. Doolittle.

So, this salesman stops at a farm house and knocks on the door. A boy answers, and salesman tells him, "There`s a man in your pasture having it on with one of your sheep!"

The boy replies, "Oh, that`s just daaaaaaaaad.
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Male 39,908

Someone`s a sheep at the wheel `cause this never should have been posted. Kitteh & I, like two sheeps in the night, never agree on these posts. I wool never approve a post like this. It`s Shear silliness. I should be more patient with her, it`s part of my new fleece on life. I may be a mutton for punishment but I do love a pun. Sheep thrills I guess. Well, I`m gonna make like a shepherd, and get the flock out of here now.
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Male 5,626
"also why Stalin?"
Animal Farm...
Four legs good, two legs bad!
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Male 1,596
Oh, ok sheep copulation. Duh.
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Male 1,596
I don`t get it, also why Stalin?
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Male 2,147
I love ewe.
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Male 39,908

Old joke? Yes.... but still not as old as Kitteh9lives







B A Z I N G A ! ! !

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Male 40,751
Old joke... oh, @Gerry1 has mentioned this already.

The version I`m familiar with has a traveling salesman.
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Male 2,729
So funny~I laughed so hard!

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Male 39,908

Old joke is old.

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Female 8,043
Link: The Sheep Lies! [Pic] [Rate Link] - She is a habitual liar as a matter of fact.
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