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Date: 05/02/13 07:03 PM

27 Responses to Someone Missed The Boat [Pic]

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    12chars Male 18-29
    906 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 6:06 pm
    Link: Someone Missed The Boat - I vote we start a petition to change this.
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    debodibelka Male 18-29
    14 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 7:11 pm
    I`ve been coming to IAM for a very very long time. This post sucks, as does most of them. I tell you what. i am smart and successful, but if you want my talent I will come work for you and make this site better. Seriously ask me for a resume, my email is [email protected] i am aware of the amount of spam i will now get.
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    Smutleybutt Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 7:27 pm
    debodibelka you sir, are an idiot.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36695 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 7:53 pm

    @debodibelka - submit quality stuff if you don`t like the viewing you are currently subjected to. But it begs the question, if you hate IAB why do you keep coming back?
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    OhNoFrodo Male 30-39
    333 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 7:57 pm
    debodibelka, so you come to IAB, post a message telling them they are crap, and THEN have the audacity to ask for a job! let me know how that goes but i`m guessing not well when Jerry, 5cats and the other professional p***takers find you.
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    OhNoFrodo Male 30-39
    333 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 7:58 pm
    ha ha Gerry you must have heard me typing....
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    ElectricEye Male 50-59
    2729 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 7:59 pm
    @debodibelka-
    What is IAM? I tried google and doesn`t exist. Why are you complaining about IAM here? OH... and thanks for all your great contributions to the IAB community since your joining in 9/9/2006.
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    bompa1997 Male 60-69
    92 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 8:34 pm
    Back to the question at hand...the original Jet Skis you stood up on like on water skis. DUH
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 9:10 pm
    debodibelka: You are averaging about 2 posts per year with no links added. You have no talent. You can`t even punctuate a sentence correctly. You don`t belong here. Go suck a bag of dicks.
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2354 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 9:56 pm
    Because at first they were stand-ups that required skill. Kinda like a self propelled surfboard or water ski. When it was decided that the masses lacked the ability to ride them they dumbed them down and added lots of power. I`m not biased or anything.
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    Sleepyhallow Male 50-59
    1983 posts
    May 3, 2013 at 12:52 am
    What fcking idiot fails to look into the historical significance of a subject prior to asking a stupid question?
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    May 3, 2013 at 2:19 am
    Probably an accountant, trying to save ink.
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    djwajda Male 40-49
    885 posts
    May 3, 2013 at 5:02 am


    Smart and Successful yet begging for a job here when you can`t even get the name right?

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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    May 3, 2013 at 5:20 am
    Because cycle means; a circular or spiral arrangement.
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    irunfast86 Male 18-29
    404 posts
    May 3, 2013 at 5:31 am
    thank you onoffonoffon. the idiot that posted that comment probably thought they were real funny. sadly they came off as ignorant.
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    sparki1980 Male 30-39
    329 posts
    May 3, 2013 at 5:45 am
    There is no cycle but it is a waterjet powered ski.
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    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
    809 posts
    May 3, 2013 at 8:06 am
    That is not a jet-ski morons. That is a WAVE RUNNER!
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    Naitsirhc88 Male 18-29
    392 posts
    May 3, 2013 at 8:35 am
    genius!
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    May 3, 2013 at 10:31 am
    That would be awesome.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32829 posts
    May 3, 2013 at 11:21 am
    @OhNoFrodo: ME? What have I ever done?

    And what the heck is a "professional p***takers" anyways?

    My honor has been... besmirched!
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    OhNoFrodo Male 30-39
    333 posts
    May 3, 2013 at 12:44 pm
    5cats my apologies for besmirching your good name....I might have been thinking of someone else. So please accept my apology and a chocolate cookie.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32829 posts
    May 3, 2013 at 3:07 pm
    Mmm! Cookie!

    *Om Nom Nom*
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    May 3, 2013 at 6:30 pm
    Too late! I like the name boatercycle. "Jet ski" shall be forever stricken from my vocabulary!!
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    May 3, 2013 at 8:51 pm
    -How much do "professional p***takers" make?
    -Is there a union?
    -Where did you apprentice?
    -How long does it take to get your "p***takers" card?
    -What are the distinctive ranks among "p***takers?"
    -Say, how long are you going to take that p***, anyway?
    -Where do you go get supplies for your...
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    OhNoFrodo Male 30-39
    333 posts
    May 4, 2013 at 2:09 am
    lol CodeJocky....I guess there needs to be a job description written for that.
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    avail9988 Male 18-29
    700 posts
    May 4, 2013 at 2:17 am
    What idiot named them Astronomers instead of Skyentists
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    May 4, 2013 at 11:02 am
    -Do you sound on a regular basis to get your stream...
    -Do they give you trouble at the unemployment office if you stop off for a...

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