Sad Cat Diary

Submitted by: littlemissqt 3 years ago Funny

The diary of sad cats everywhere.
There are 13 comments:
Male 36,410
@lauriloo: I hope you get them from a shelter or the ASPCA, eh? Or an actual "cattery" if you`ve got $$ for a certain breed. NOT a "pet supermarket" please!

Crapping in the toilet is very hard to teach, and cats are "funny" in that they`ll use the inside (correct) way 3/4 of the time and the outside (wrong!) way the other 1/4...

Some can, some simply cannot.

Furniture shredding is countered by:
-give them a nice scratching post!
-let them scratch an old piece of furniture!
(This worked well for me for a decade, they still "test the waters" though, you must remain vigilant! lolz!)
-keep their claws trimmed!

Good luck! Kitties can be wonderful, but it`s not "guaranteed".
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Female 1,803
All of these cat videos may have succeeded in making me finally want to get a pair of cats. Been holding off because I travel so much but my sister lives nearby and said she would stop in and check in them while I`m gone if I get some. Really hoping I can train them to use the toilet and not tear apart my furniture.
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Female 4,086
i`d love to add a cat to the ever-growing zoo-like atmosphere here, especially one with a little pushed-in face (how adorable!). but the whole crapping-in-a-dishpan thing grosses me out.
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Female 2,415
Very funny ... `I want two rubs exactly. A third rub and I will bite...` yup that`s a cat all right! :)
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Female 6,381
"...the water dish continues to vex me..."
Our late cat had a silver metal water bowl and could never tell where where the water surface was. She`d dab at it with her paw, causing ripples, in order to drink without sticking her nose in the wet!
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Male 2,631
turbotong- That`s what I was thinking going in, but I was pleasantly surprised that I was mistaken.
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Male 36,410
>^..^<

I am a cat and I approve this message.
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Female 2,549
The baby kitties are ahh- doh- rable.
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Male 13,624
That was funny
and cute at the same time
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Female 289
I think this is adorable. :)
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Male 600
Seems like an attempt to reproduce Henri the existential cat
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Male 101
Poor Kitty.
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Female 1,330
Link: Sad Cat Diary [Rate Link] - The diary of sad cats everywhere.
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