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Date: 05/02/13 07:51 PM

21 Responses to Pro Tip: How To Sneak In Beer [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Smutleybutt
    Smutleybutt Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 6:53 pm
    Link: Pro Tip: How To Sneak In Beer - This would so work at work. If you do that sort of thing, that is.
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3291 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 8:01 pm
    Except one would hear the carbonation escaping, yet no can would be in sight; unless, of course, you keep trash in your workspace.

    Now, on the street, sure this would work perfectly.
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 8:12 pm
    What a genius!!
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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 8:16 pm
    If you need to "sneak in a beer" you should also consider checking into rehab.
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    Krowley Male 30-39
    696 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 8:17 pm
    pbr and mcd`s.
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    Tupinambis Male 18-29
    568 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 9:08 pm


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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 9:08 pm
    What Krowley said, and PBR is not beer.
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    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4916 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 9:30 pm
    Beer with straw?? OMG no pls.
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 9:46 pm
    Why go to all that effort when you can just get drunk at home?
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    botfly Male 50-59
    616 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 10:33 pm
    Nah, vodka(or rum) with your tropical smoothie.....but never at work.
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    FreedomFrie Male 30-39
    243 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 10:58 pm
    4 beers? They better be filled with whiskey
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 11:12 pm

    "sneak it in" ?
    Are we 16 ?
    Adults don`t sneak their behavior.
    Unless your hiding it from the government, and that`s okay because they`ll just tax it or outlaw it.
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 11:19 pm
    Why not just add rum to your coke, if you are going to be sneaking in a large cup of coke in the first place...wait a second, what kind of establishment is he going to that allows you to bring in outside food and drink but doesn`t allow beer?
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    stk5m Male 18-29
    322 posts
    May 3, 2013 at 1:54 am
    Pro tip: don`t do that. It`s easy to spot. No one drinks coke out of a mcd`s cup at midnight.
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    May 3, 2013 at 3:56 am
    Sure, this would work...if beer didn`t stink and cause one to act atypically.
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    sparki1980 Male 30-39
    329 posts
    May 3, 2013 at 6:40 am
    What place are we sneaking in beer that allows you to bring in McDs?
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    blackcatseye Female 30-39
    685 posts
    May 3, 2013 at 7:46 am
    Yeah until the beer gets warm and makes you burp even more, and it`s cheap Pabst crap too. If you hate your job so much, why don`t you just give it up for somebody else on the dole queue and stop wasting other people`s time?
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    huskernut97 Male 30-39
    16 posts
    May 3, 2013 at 9:06 am
    How about just pouring the beer in the drating cup, at least then they have to sniff the cup after you get caught instead of looking in and holy drat, there is a beer can.
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    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    May 3, 2013 at 9:23 am
    How to get away with being an alcoholic in public.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    May 3, 2013 at 9:31 am
    Supervisor: "You f*cking smell like beer. Ted, drive him to the place we do drug testing."
    Dude with Beer: "I`ll just quit now..."
    Supervisor: "Yeah."
    Dude with Beer: "I`m celebrating! Would you like some beer?"
    Supervisor: "Sure!!"
    Ted: "Here: Have a joint."
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    cityncolour Male 30-39
    379 posts
    May 3, 2013 at 11:32 am
    wouldn`t it make more sense to just pour the beer into the cup?

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