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Date: 05/12/13 10:27 AM

17 Responses to Police Say Man Sexually Abused His Peacock [Pic+]

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    stk5m Male 18-29
    322 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 10:27 am
    Link: Police Say Man Sexually Abused His Peacock - You can`t make up a better story.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 11:21 am
    I`ve heard having your ass tickled with a feather can be quite kinky.

    Whilst it`s still attached to the bird is just plain wrong though.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36177 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 12:34 pm

    I think they mean a Peahen don`t they?
    `cause giving it to a Peacock is gay.

    He looks like George Carlin


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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 12:47 pm
    Gerry: We`ll have to get those charges upgraded to homosexual animal cruelty. A guy could get 4 years in the sneezer for THAT!
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 1:14 pm
    4 years?

    So that`s how the Bird man of Alcatraz got his nickname?
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 1:16 pm
    Dayum, that NBC symbol is looking mighty fine...O.O
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 1:23 pm
    Got stoned and flipped the bird.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 1:44 pm
    Good- hope he gets locked up out of harms way. Shagging birds kills them- it ruptures their innards and they prolapse as the offender pulls out. Not a nice way to die.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3283 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 1:56 pm
    so all they konw is that a brie died
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31764 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 2:06 pm
    I hope it was a female (peahen) and not a male peacock. That would be GAY!

    (It`s from a joke about a horse-drater... it`s funny, just trust me!)
    (Oh, @Gerry1 already said it... I can blame him! lolz!)

    This is the reason NBC was in 5th place. FIFTH place!
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    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 2:42 pm
    Well according to the bizarre law post a while back, if he did that in washington state, it`s 100% legal!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36177 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 4:21 pm

    Shagging a peahen or chicken is totally okay as long as you have an egg shapped penis.
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    elkingo Male 30-39
    5385 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 5:29 pm
    This.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 8:46 pm
    "Shagging a peahen or chicken is totally okay as long as you have an egg shapped penis."

    I thought the egg-shaped penis thing only worked if you were shagging someone called Michelle? you need it really long and thin... then you can throw it over her shoulders like a yoke.

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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 11:05 pm
    "Shagging a peahen or chicken is totally okay as long as you have an egg shapped penis."

    Do you have a turd shaped dick?
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13596 posts
    May 13, 2013 at 12:57 am
    Wonder if this Beckham is the great uncle of David Beckham who also shags a prime time preened bird
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    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
    1081 posts
    May 13, 2013 at 9:54 pm
    See what marijuana does!! It makes people f@ck peacocks!! Bad stuff I tells ya..bad stuff indeed..

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