Police Say Man Sexually Abused His Peacock [Pic+]

Submitted by: stk5m 4 years ago in Weird

You can"t make up a better story.
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Female 1,242
See what marijuana does!! It makes people [email protected] peacocks!! Bad stuff I tells ya..bad stuff indeed..
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Male 13,630
Wonder if this Beckham is the great uncle of David Beckham who also shags a prime time preened bird
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Male 15,259
"Shagging a peahen or chicken is totally okay as long as you have an egg shapped penis."

Do you have a turd shaped dick?
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Male 3,147
"Shagging a peahen or chicken is totally okay as long as you have an egg shapped penis."

I thought the egg-shaped penis thing only worked if you were shagging someone called Michelle? you need it really long and thin... then you can throw it over her shoulders like a yoke.

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Male 5,620
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Male 39,880

Shagging a peahen or chicken is totally okay as long as you have an egg shapped penis.
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Male 2,586
Well according to the bizarre law post a while back, if he did that in washington state, it`s 100% legal!
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Male 40,728
I hope it was a female (peahen) and not a male peacock. That would be GAY!

(It`s from a joke about a horse-drater... it`s funny, just trust me!)
(Oh, @Gerry1 already said it... I can blame him! lolz!)

This is the reason NBC was in 5th place. FIFTH place!
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Male 4,219
so all they konw is that a brie died
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Female 8,045
Good- hope he gets locked up out of harms way. Shagging birds kills them- it ruptures their innards and they prolapse as the offender pulls out. Not a nice way to die.
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Male 2,145
Got stoned and flipped the bird.
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Male 2,548
Dayum, that NBC symbol is looking mighty fine...O.O
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Male 3,147
4 years?

So that`s how the Bird man of Alcatraz got his nickname?
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Female 6,381
Gerry: We`ll have to get those charges upgraded to homosexual animal cruelty. A guy could get 4 years in the sneezer for THAT!
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Male 39,880

I think they mean a Peahen don`t they?
`cause giving it to a Peacock is gay.

He looks like George Carlin


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Male 3,147
I`ve heard having your ass tickled with a feather can be quite kinky.

Whilst it`s still attached to the bird is just plain wrong though.
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Male 322
Link: Police Say Man Sexually Abused His Peacock [Pic+] [Rate Link] - You can`t make up a better story.
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