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Date: 05/20/13 06:23 AM

31 Responses to Ohio Valley Mall Security Pwnd by Biker Chick

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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 4:57 am
    Link: Ohio Valley Mall Security Pwnd by Biker Chick - She tries to get people to stop taking pictures and leave the property. Finally, she attacks the wrong chick.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7597 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 6:36 am
    That is hilarious. Pick a fight with people, shove them to provoke and get your arse handed to you on a plate. I would love to see the silly cows explanation- well, they were taking pictures of the countryside while standing in the car park....
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2372 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 6:43 am
    Looks like the Ohio Valley Mall Security officer make their own uniforms.

    Unless the mall owns the road, looks like Deputy Dawg was full of excrement.
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    AvatarJohn Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 6:44 am
    I still don`t understand, after all of these kinds of videos and opinion after opinion of attorney`s general across the fruited plains, how anyone can think that they can tell people to stop filming and taking pictures anywhere that`s open to the public. It`s breathtaking how security guards and even the occasional police officer can be so mind-numbingly ignorant that they think they can still try and intimidate people into stopping perfectly legal activities such as this.
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    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2188 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 6:53 am
    Ok, why would you pull guard when you obviously have full mount? Even with the boots that was an impressive takedown.

    newho. People can take pictures without an expectation of privacy. I`m assuming they were photographing a vehicle that had slid down the hill. The ``officer`` has no authority at all but can ask nicely for them not to but film although they don`t have to comply. I`ve been through this many many times with my job.
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    Canoas Male 18-29
    427 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 6:59 am
    @AvatarJohn
    Just because something`s open to the public it doesn`t mean it`s public property. A restaurant is open to the public and is private property. A mall is as well. If they were inside the mall`s property, even if it`s just the parking lot, then they`re not allowed to take pictures or videos. If that road belonged to the mall then they couldn`t take pictures. If it didn`t then they could.

    Still, they`re all idiots. The only decent person there was the man who broke them up.
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 7:32 am
    This is what happens when you give a fat chick a badge and a hat for Christmas
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    DinVen Male 30-39
    390 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 7:42 am
    Usually when she counts to ten her fat kids gets kind of frightened.
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    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 8:00 am
    I love how you people think this is real .....
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 8:31 am

    OMG!
    This is Ohio not Florida.
    That means the stupid has escaped and spreading.
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    DromEd Male 40-49
    1945 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 8:56 am
    Why are people so uptight about pictures in the first place? And please don`t anybody say any of these idiots could be terrorists.

    I`ll quote Rodney Dangerfield..."Hey Wang! What`s with the pictures? It`s a parking lot!"
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    Grendel Male 40-49
    6248 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 9:03 am
    I think I know that biker chick.

    I wouldn`t piss her off, either.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6900 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 9:08 am
    DromEd

    "Why are people so uptight about pictures in the first place? And please don`t anybody say any of these idiots could be terrorists."

    I would think for a mall the rules exists to keep people from "casing the joint".

    However enforcing at the edge of the parking lot is a little ridiculous.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33085 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 9:25 am
    So they`re taking pictures of a semi- in the ditch, and the "mall cop" tries to shoo them away?

    Counting: It doesn`t work on 4 year olds either! lolz!

    Biker chick was quite polite actually, just put her into a submission hold and let her tire out. She clearly could have beaten the CRAP out of her...
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 9:27 am

    No one respects her authoritah
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 9:28 am
    Would have looked better in some nice sloppy mud.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 10:03 am
    The security guard was in the right to ask them to leave the property, if that was in fact mall property. She, however, drated herself over when she touched that other chick.

    Here`s how it should have played out.

    Mall cop: Please leave.
    Bikers: Nope
    Mall cop: Okay (calls police) We have multiple trespassers.
    Cops arrive and arrest everyone, screwing up their day for not leaving the property when asked by the property owner.

    OR, the cops would just say "Okay. Real cop here. Leave this private property."
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    cheeseb Male 30-39
    257 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 10:08 am
    What is this phenomenon of security/police officers flipping out? It seems as though they are trained to crank up the aggression, whether or not they are in the wrong, and not consider whether or not they are in the wrong. Is there a problem at the root level? I understand that stressful situations mean that humans, no matter how well trained, can sometimes lose the very control that they are trained to keep. But it seems that a lot of these videos show officers simply losing their sh*t in a situation that they either didn`t understand, overstepped their boundaries, or caused all by themselves. But once someone calls them out, they turn it up to eleven. What`s going on? They don`t possess the ability to think critically under pressure? Are they simply "following orders?" Is this very common and suddenly visible due to widely accessible cameras? Or is it a new problem? Is this an example of the "Lucifer Effect" that Stanley Milgrim was testing?
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    ilyaD Male 18-29
    84 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 10:16 am
    Too bad neither of them can fight =\
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2379 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 11:36 am
    Law enforcement attracts certain personality types.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 1:14 pm

    I have a theory.
    If someone is given authority, they will usually abuse it. I would estimate somewhere between 80 - 98% of people who are given authority will abuse it. (not just cops, but bosses, managers, baby sitters, parents, etc).
    Wait...that`s not a theory. It`s actual reality, and people are bastards.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 1:15 pm

    I HAVE AUTHORITY!!
    I bet she is going to make some fat bald bastard very happy between the sheets...and then very miserable the other 99.999% of the time.
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 1:21 pm
    Textbook
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    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 1:29 pm
    Too bad neither of them can fight =\

    I thought the biker chick fought quite well. In real life, we don`t look like Bruce Lee while fighting...
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    Grendel Male 40-49
    6248 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 1:41 pm
    onoffonoffon-"Law enforcement attracts certain personality types."

    Mall Security =/= Law enforcement.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    cheese, "What is this phenomenon of security/police officers flipping out? "
    It`s not just them. IT`s the girls twerkin` in Burger King and chick fights at Denny`s. We have 2 generations that were brought up thinking no one can "get up in their business" and tell them what to do. They`re used to screaming and getting their own way. Society stopped putting a minimum-standard on public behavior so naturally no one behaves.

    Didn`t see that coming, did we.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 8:09 pm
    I do NOT understand this. What is so special about the Ohio Valley Mall? At about 0:55, you can see a low-loader that seems to have slid down a hill, is that what these people are photographing? And why shouldn`t they? This whole thing is Kafka-esque.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 8:32 pm
    This makes a good training video.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33085 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 8:40 pm
    @cheeseb: Ooo! +1 score for referencing (correctly!) to Milgrim`s Experiments!

    Welcome to IAB! Have a cookie!

    @ilyaD: The biker chick was completely "holding back". She had the Mall Brat by the `short curly ones` a couple of times and didn`t lay a horrific beating on her...

    @carmium: Ok, you saw the semi- too? Oh good! I was starting to wonder...

    @BoredFrank gets a cookie too for mentioning "Deputy Dawg"... :-)
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    incubus_inc Male 18-29
    977 posts
    May 22, 2013 at 5:57 am
    Lame fight is lame.
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    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    May 23, 2013 at 11:47 am
    Looks like someone should reconsider her choice of profession.

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