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Date: 05/12/13 12:19 PM

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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
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    May 12, 2013 at 12:19 pm
    Link: Newt Gingrich Is Puzzled - He needs our help to name this newfangled device!
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    peakingo Male 30-39
    761 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 12:25 pm
    Old people. Smartphone, I think encompasses it all.
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    Mahaloth Male 30-39
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    May 12, 2013 at 12:27 pm
    Smartphone?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    May 12, 2013 at 12:31 pm

    How about calling it an
    Anti-Police Brutality tool ?

    Or Law Suit Ensurance Device
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    nettech98 Male 50-59
    1043 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 12:33 pm
    Damn. No link to send Newt my idea?

    I dub thee Smart Phone.
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    nettech98 Male 50-59
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    May 12, 2013 at 12:37 pm
    Newfangled Electronic Web Telecommunicator (NEWT)
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
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    May 12, 2013 at 12:41 pm
    The real reason he wants help to name it is... More and new taxes and legislation! Yep.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
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    May 12, 2013 at 12:44 pm
    this man is such an idiot.
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    elderban Male 30-39
    390 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 12:50 pm
    Newt may call it a cell phone, but most other people call it a smart phone. Either that or he`s just now catching up which is more believable as politicians are usually 5 to 10 years behind the rest of us.
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    CoolHandAves Male 18-29
    4 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 1:08 pm
    He might be heading down the right road, in a pompous way. I have been calling mine a Tricorder.
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    CoolHandAves Male 18-29
    4 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 1:10 pm
    I just created this profile 10 seconds ago... How is my profile picture already a pair of aviators...?
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    Tupinambis Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2013 at 1:16 pm
    Welcome to the year 2013, Newt. I`m glad you could join us. You`re a bit behind, so try not to slow the rest of us down.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
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    May 12, 2013 at 1:17 pm
    Can`t stand that asshat. He fancies himself an intellectual. He fancies wrong.

    Two newsflashes for you, Newt:

    1. That item you can`t figure out the name of? It`s a *smartphone*, buddy.

    2. Anyone under the age of 65 watching this video would conclude--once they stop laughing--that you`re an idiot.
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2661 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 1:20 pm
    @coolhandaves your cell phone can examine and determine specific injuries and illnesses??? why doesnt mine do that??
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 1:21 pm
    I suggest calling it a knowledgeable telephonic device, a Clever Phone for short?
    Do I get a prize?
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    carmium Female 50-59
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    May 12, 2013 at 1:31 pm
    It`s an... Omnicom!
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    Andrew155 Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2013 at 2:38 pm
    He`s irrelevant. No need to go after people that have already blown up.


    But Mr. Squirrelman, I hope you realize that he has a Ph.D from a prestigious school, something you, an armchair intellectual, will never have.
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    monsterzero Male 40-49
    353 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 2:49 pm
    It`s called a smartphone? Really?
    We know that`s what it is, but how many people say "Here`s my smartphone number". or "what`s your smartphone number?"
    I guess all those cellphone towers have to be called smartphone towers now...
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    ExtraCredit Male 50-59
    451 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 3:10 pm
    It`s a pico-galactic moon base communicator.
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    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 3:32 pm
    pocket watch
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 3:39 pm
    @Andrew155: Pardon me if I`m not bowled over by a PhD in "Education" from Tulane. I`ll take my B.A. and Masters in English Lit from Bard and the University of Virginia over Newt`s degree any day of the week. And I wouldn`t count me out on getting a PhD just yet. My mother got her PhD at the age of 64.

    But, more importantly, where are you getting the idea that I`m a self-proclaimed intellectual? I`ve never made such a claim. I have been lucky enough to rub elbows with several bona fide intellectuals and the greatest gift the experience has given me is a sense of intellectual humility--and the ability to spot a pretender to the title, such as Newt Gingrich.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
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    May 12, 2013 at 3:42 pm
    @Andrew155 - A PhD like Newt`s isn`t even worth the paper it`s printed on. He studied Modern European History and got his PhD with a thesis titled "Belgian Education Policy in the Congo: 1945-1960"
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    Nerd_Rage Male 18-29
    425 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 3:52 pm
    it`s called a smart phone.. we`ve had it named that for years
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    dirtysteve00 Male 30-39
    373 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 4:02 pm
    `I`ll take my B.A. and Masters in English Lit`
    Might as well, not like many employers will.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 4:08 pm
    @ Monsterzero: It`s called a smartphone if you`re making reference to that part of the functionality that runs software. Example: "Developing apps for the smartphone market can be lucrative."

    It`s called a camera if you`re taking pictures with it. Example: "Wait: I forget which button I`m supposed to press to get the camera to work."

    It`s called a cellphone (or just phone) if you`re referring to its ability to make voice calls or send and receive SMS messages. Example: "I`ll give her a call--if I can just find my phone."

    If you`re referring to the device`s ability to do all of these things, it`s called a smartphone. Make sense?
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 4:11 pm
    @ Dirtysteve: Here`s a thought: There was a time when an education meant more than the ability to get a paycheck. You know, the whole *humanities* thing?

    I get the impression that you think any education that isn`t vocational is a waste of time. I hope that`s not the case.
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    CoolHandAves Male 18-29
    4 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 4:23 pm
    @robthelurker I was going to attempt a snappy comeback, an almost borderline witty retort. Due to bashing the word knowledge, and "paragraphs" of misconstruing intelligence with vocabulary; to answer simply... Google. Google helped me spell all these big word too.
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    BDT1981 Male 18-29
    132 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 5:11 pm
    The real question is, who keeps letting him in front of a camera? Seriously, peoples are still behind this guy. Why can`t anybody tell him is is just making himself look like an idiot.
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    monsterzero Male 40-49
    353 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 5:13 pm
    @ squrlz:
    No sh*t sherlock.
    We`ve established that its multi-functionality makes it a smartphone.
    I`m just pointing out the pretentious dinks that go "Herp derp! It`s called a smartphone! Herp derp!",
    When in normal, everyday conversation, no one calls it a smartphone.
    Like I said before, I`ve never heard anyone say "What`s your smartphone number?".
    Make sense?
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    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 5:31 pm
    Yeah Newt pretty much solidified the fact that he`s an ignoramus. He`s gone out of his way to make republicans look like fools now he`s working on the geriatric generation. Go away Newt. You were a has been when has-been`s were has been`s.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 6:08 pm
    @ Monsterzero:

    "No sh*t Sherlock." What`s with the rudeness? I wasn`t rude to you.

    "I`m just pointing out the pretentious dinks that go `Herp derp! It`s called a smartphone! Herp derp!`, when in normal, everyday conversation, no one calls it a smartphone. Like I said before, I`ve never heard anyone say `What`s your smartphone number?`. Make sense?"

    No, what you`re saying *doesn`t* make sense. Newt was asking what new term or word should be used to describe a device that has many functions beyond being a wireless telephone. That term already exists in the form of *smartphone*. It`s not pretentious to point out that Newt appears rather clueless in overlooking this common word.

    The fact that people don`t say "What`s your smartphone number?" doesn`t mean that the term *smartphone* is somehow invalid.
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    SethDog Male 18-29
    768 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 6:50 pm
    It is called a friggen smartphone maybe?
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    monsterzero Male 40-49
    353 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 7:12 pm
    @Squrlz:
    Forgive me for being rude but it seemed your answer was an attempt to "educate" me on something I already knew.
    I think your missing the point on what he`s trying to say. I took his speech as maybe we should find a name for it that does not include the word "phone" because it`s much more than that.Maybe one word that can describe all functions like "communicator" or something cheesy like that.
    This is why when people were calling him an idiot (although he is) and saying "smartphone" it made them sound like the idiots.
    My other point being, it`s a smartphone because of the OS but we still call them cellphones.
    The people blurting out "smartphone" do not call it a smartphone in everyday conversation so why say it`s a smartphone when you don`t use that word to describe it when you talk about it?
    I don`t know dammit, I`m confusing myself now...
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    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
    1038 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 7:21 pm
    well I call it `The Oracle`...I also sacrifice virgins daily and leave offerings of food and riches.

    On a serious note what the happened to `PDA`? Personal Digital Assistant out of style or what?
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 7:34 pm
    @ Monsterzero: Thanks for responding in a collegial tone. I wasn`t intending to sound condescending in my original post; I apologize if it came off that way.

    I dunno: I think *smartphone* perfectly addresses the need Newt was describing. You may be right in thinking that he wanted to avoid the use of *phone* altogether. But if so, he really erred in not stating why he finds *smartphone* unacceptable. As it is, he gives the impression that he`s unfamiliar with the term.

    I think *smartphone* is not used all that often because we seldom need to refer to all of the device`s capabilities. This is analogous, I think, to the term *human being*: it`s also valid, and all-encompassing--but in everyday usage, we`re more likely to say *father*, *neighbor*, *tax payer*, etc.

    For evidence of *smartphone*`s usefulness, check out Verizon Wireless`s phone listings, which are divided into two categories: (1) Smartphones and (2) Basic Phones.
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    jops360 Male 30-39
    689 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 7:37 pm
    yes please explain this to him so he can get some laws on the book detailing just what you shouldn`t be able to do with it. put some restrictions on it because they have nothing better to do with their time. how about fixing the crap you already did instead of coming up with new excuses. i understand that as lawyers you feel the need to make new laws but quit acting like once the first draft is out you have nothing else to do.
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 7:49 pm
    What eldritch voodoo is this?
    How can one device contain within it so many potential executions?
    How did this diabolical perplexity evade my notice...and most importantly, what shall we name it?

    Thank you Newt, for fearlessly broaching the weightiest matters of significance to modern man.
    I don`t know what we would do without your inquisitive mind.
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    May 12, 2013 at 9:44 pm
    I call it a jeejah.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31766 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 10:00 pm
    I just created this profile 10 seconds ago... How is my profile picture already a pair of aviators...?
    @CoolHandAves: Are you registered at "Gravatar"? They might have ported your default avatar into IAB. But idk if IAB is hooked up with Gravatar... or if you have a Gravatar account... It`s just a guess!?!

    @Squrlz4: ooo~! nasty! Too bad he`s not a FREAKING GENIUS like... Joe Biden!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31766 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 10:11 pm
    I`ve read several futuristic Sci-Fi stories where "personal communication devices" were simply called "phons"... Eventually the "general public" will decide on the "common name" of it. What do you think "common" refers to? DUH! It`s what people "commonly" call it!
    Right now, it has several "names" as well as various brand names too. What Newt is saying is: can we come up with ONE name for this?

    Now... WHY Newt is asking such a STUPID question? I guess he`s thinking of running in 2016... ?

    @Squrlz4: Newt has millions of dollars. Do YOU have millions?
    If not: You`re not that smart after all, eh?
    If so: Can I have some? Plz? Thx! Just 20K or 30K would help a lot!
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    May 12, 2013 at 10:17 pm
    Who gives a flying f*** what you call it? Let`s work on real problems in the country, not what name to give to something that already has a name. Our political system has gone to hell.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
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    May 12, 2013 at 11:20 pm
    "Who gives a flying f*** what you call it?"

    He`s a very smart man, a manipulative politician with a law and order agenda.

    He`s not arguing about language. He`s redefining the handphone as a computer network. Therefore, if someone uses a handphone in the commission of an indictable offense, then they will be prosecuted for the criminal use of a computer network. Penalties become much higher.
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    Cartunze Male 60-69
    841 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 11:26 pm
    Gingrich has been described as the smartest man in the room when Republicans get together to debate. That is an easy accomplishment as the rest of the people in the room are Republicans.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    May 12, 2013 at 11:29 pm
    I am surprised that nobody else sees his hidden agenda.
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    madduck Female 50-59
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    May 13, 2013 at 1:46 am
    Draculya- I think everybody does- but unless he is explicit about what he wants, then the only correct response is ridicule. He may be smart, but this is such a ham handed attempt to get us to admit something in common usage. far better to come he wants to be able to redefine these mobiles legally.we need a
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    SnoopyBG Male 18-29
    653 posts
    May 13, 2013 at 2:55 am
    It`s a kajigger FFS
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    Clemy Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2013 at 4:05 am
    I think the word he`s looking for is smartphone.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    May 13, 2013 at 6:26 am
    I`ve noticed a pattern here on I-A-B.

    On Sundays, Mondays, and Tuesdays, everyone`s cranky about everything. Post after post have ratings like 1.9, 2.1, 2.3, 2.0, 1.8. Comment after comment like, "Lame," "I`m still bored," "Meh." Lots of Mr. Crankys looking for someone to dance with in the comments.

    But on Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays? It`s a party! Ratings like 3.9, 4.0, 3.8, 3.9 abound. Comments like, "I love this!", "Too funny," and "This was great!" And the atmosphere in the comments section is a lot more friendly.

    Anyone else notice this?
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31766 posts
    May 13, 2013 at 9:38 am
    @Squrlz4: I do notice that IAB goes through patterns of "good posts" and "bad posts". I think it`s based on @FancyLad`s current mood? I could be mistaken.

    Late Friday & Late Saturday are good times to argue too! Get a few beers in your belly and suddenly we`re ALL experts on Nuclear Fusion! ;-)

    @Squrlz4: Teach us the "Grumpy Dance" please! :-D
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    SnoopyBG Male 18-29
    653 posts
    May 13, 2013 at 10:13 am
    @Squrlz4Sale NO, you suck!
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    May 13, 2013 at 10:17 am
    @ SnoopyBG: LOL!

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    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    May 13, 2013 at 11:33 am
    Squrlz- I know how hard you can bite, and how fierce you can be. But all that makes me want to do is blow a gentle raspberry on your tummy...
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    May 13, 2013 at 2:03 pm
    @ Madduck: D`awww. Tummy raspberries.

    I`m generally pretty harmless--outside of global warming discussions. Those can get me cross-eyed.

    ~munches a hazelnut contemplatively~
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    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    May 13, 2013 at 2:34 pm
    So ultimately what Newt is confessing to is he`s not smart enough to make up new words that could catch on with the American public and he needs smarter people than him to think about it for him so he could use it for nefarious reasons. He`s a Dr. Evil without the intelligence or a mini me.

    Yeah I hate that guy.
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    Mad_Gremlyn Male 30-39
    512 posts
    May 13, 2013 at 2:42 pm
    Frightening. Let me come back to that word.
    I`m by no means a fan of Newt and in fact I`d go so far as to say that Newt is guilty of treasonous acts so egregious that execution would be my preference if I were in support of capital punishment, which I`m not. However, Newt is exactly correct and this has been a topic of conversations that I greatly enjoyed. Your hand held computing device has a phone as one of its many features and if you could come up with the proper name for it, you`d be a millionaire, overnight. The term "smartphone" is purely marketing. The "3D printer" falls into this category, it`s not a printer but it needs a name that people can identify with so they feel it`s something they can access and need. Again, Newt is correct and I`m terrified because, as I said, he`s treasonous in his action and intentions. This isn`t a game of name that product, it`s a marketing video aimed at his sheep encouraging them to realize the power of this device and
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    Mad_Gremlyn Male 30-39
    512 posts
    May 13, 2013 at 2:44 pm
    Ugh. Word limits. encourage them to use it to further his agenda. Frightening.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    May 13, 2013 at 3:28 pm
    @ Gremlyn: I disagree with your statement about "smartphone" being purely marketing. I`m not a marketer and I often use the term, usually when talking with my father. Example: "You should upgrade to a smartphone, Dad--it makes a lot of things easier." Does anyone NOT understand what I`m saying in that sentence? Or feel a need for a better word?

    Newt uses the example of "horseless carriage" in his video to make his point. What he doesn`t note is that today`s term of "car" was in use since the 14th century to mean any vehicle with wheels--such as a chariot or a carriage. To describe the horseless carriage, people eventually adopted an older term, which came to be accepted as the word for the new device.

    *Phone* will soon come to mean a handheld device that has several functions beyond phone calls. Until that happens, *smartphone* is the *horseless carriage* equivalent.
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4756 posts
    May 13, 2013 at 3:29 pm
    It`s called a cell phone because that`s what these devices started as. They`re still cell phones even though they`ve become so much more as well. I don`t really think we need a new name for people to "get" that they can do more than make phone calls with them - I think it`s okay to continue calling them phones but here`s an idea: how about we come up with a new name for Newt Gingrich that better describes him?
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    May 13, 2013 at 3:45 pm
    @ Broizfam: LOL. Good call. My vote is "Ersatz Intellectual."

    Here`s a guy who picks up a copy of *Freakonomics*, repeats a lot of the book`s content practically verbatim in a professorial and pompous manner to a roomful of Midwest senior citizens who`ve never stepped foot inside a college classroom--and predictably, said senior citizens are wowed.

    I`ve seen the footage of these performances of Newt time and time again and they turn my stomach. Thus my vote for "Ersatz Intellectual."
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    May 14, 2013 at 2:40 am
    Dear Newt,
    Those among us, in-the-know about technology, who owned and even carried PDA`s before they were fashionable, understand we are carrying a "portable global network uplink device."

    We do not correct people about its name for one simple reason: No sane non-technophile wants to buy and carry the device if it doesn`t have one capability in particular.
    The device is then tethered to the name of that one primary feature and everything else it does is just a matter of offsetting the expense of device ownership and operation.

    To better point out the absurdity of your search for a better name: If you named it about how it`s used the most by most people:
    It`s a CLOCK THAT PLAYS MUSIC.
    No, no!! A cat photography machine!
    Hold it! I`ve got it: It`s the wife-o-texter!!
    Wait! This: The masturbatory recorder...

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