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Date: 05/16/13 11:35 AM

23 Responses to New Product Alert: Keypants [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1277 posts
    May 16, 2013 at 11:37 am
    Link: New Product Alert: Keypants - This is gonna make tossing off to Internet porn so much more easier. Safe.
  2. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36873 posts
    May 16, 2013 at 11:43 am

    Does it short circuit if you don`t get the last drop?
  3. Profile photo of handimanner
    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    May 16, 2013 at 11:47 am
    Why do all your texts have so many spacebars???
  4. Profile photo of Daegog
    Daegog Male 30-39
    1371 posts
    May 16, 2013 at 11:51 am
    how do you wash them?
  5. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    May 16, 2013 at 1:20 pm
    At first I was all : "Aww yeah great idea!"

    Then I was all: "How ya gonna fap with these?"
  6. Profile photo of Nickel2
    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    May 16, 2013 at 1:28 pm
    Honest Mum, it really is a keyboard!
  7. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    May 16, 2013 at 2:12 pm
    Gives a whole new meaning to "double-clicking the mouse".
  8. Profile photo of dljudo92
    dljudo92 Male 18-29
    485 posts
    May 16, 2013 at 2:16 pm
    "Hey baby. Wanna come back to my place and stroke my space bar?"
  9. Profile photo of Magentab0b
    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    May 16, 2013 at 3:18 pm
    3 Things:
    1. Hand wash cold water mild detergent line dry.
    2. Please don`t be in my raid group I don`t want to hear, "my spacebar`s stuck."
    3. What man wears pants while sitting in front of their home computer?
  10. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36873 posts
    May 16, 2013 at 4:28 pm

    pounding the keyboard
  11. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    May 16, 2013 at 6:25 pm
    Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Oh yes! Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y
  12. Profile photo of reija
    reija Female 30-39
    55 posts
    May 16, 2013 at 6:29 pm
    can you imagine the accidental key-strikes when he goes to take a leak? O.o
  13. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    May 16, 2013 at 7:19 pm
    "keystroke"
  14. Profile photo of Canoas
    Canoas Male 18-29
    427 posts
    May 16, 2013 at 7:22 pm
    "Oh, you want me to give you some space? I got space right here"
  15. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36873 posts
    May 16, 2013 at 7:23 pm

    Is that a mouse in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
  16. Profile photo of WhoSaidWhat
    WhoSaidWhat Male 30-39
    322 posts
    May 16, 2013 at 7:23 pm
    Personally, I think that looks very awkward to use. Not because of where its at (well, not entirely), but because of the awkward angle your hands would be at to use the thing.
  17. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 16, 2013 at 8:22 pm
    nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...
  18. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    May 16, 2013 at 8:44 pm
    "Is that a mouse in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"
    Don`t CLICK THE-HNNNN!!!!
  19. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5485 posts
    May 16, 2013 at 9:30 pm
    Are these hipster pants?
  20. Profile photo of Sleepyhallow
    Sleepyhallow Male 50-59
    1983 posts
    May 16, 2013 at 10:01 pm
    How completely unnecessary.
  21. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14657 posts
    May 17, 2013 at 4:27 am
    That`s his story
  22. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9261 posts
    May 17, 2013 at 8:17 am
    I would love to see how somebody would jack off while wearing that.
  23. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36873 posts
    May 18, 2013 at 7:05 am

    But Officer I swear! I wasn`t masturbating in the bushes I was typing a letter!

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