New Product Alert: Keypants [Pic]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 3 years ago Tech

This is gonna make tossing off to Internet porn so much more easier. Safe.
There are 23 comments:
Male 37,902

But Officer I swear! I wasn`t masturbating in the bushes I was typing a letter!
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Female 9,402
I would love to see how somebody would jack off while wearing that.
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Male 14,775
That`s his story
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Male 1,983
How completely unnecessary.
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Male 5,620
Are these hipster pants?
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Male 5,608
"Is that a mouse in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"
Don`t CLICK THE-HNNNN!!!!
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Male 15,832
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...
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Male 744
Personally, I think that looks very awkward to use. Not because of where its at (well, not entirely), but because of the awkward angle your hands would be at to use the thing.
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Male 37,902

Is that a mouse in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
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Male 427
"Oh, you want me to give you some space? I got space right here"
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Male 2,424
"keystroke"
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Female 55
can you imagine the accidental key-strikes when he goes to take a leak? O.o
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Female 6,381
Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Oh yes! Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y
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Male 37,902

pounding the keyboard
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Female 1,467
3 Things:
1. Hand wash cold water mild detergent line dry.
2. Please don`t be in my raid group I don`t want to hear, "my spacebar`s stuck."
3. What man wears pants while sitting in front of their home computer?
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Male 485
"Hey baby. Wanna come back to my place and stroke my space bar?"
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Male 3,061
Gives a whole new meaning to "double-clicking the mouse".
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Male 5,874
Honest Mum, it really is a keyboard!
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Male 2,424
At first I was all : "Aww yeah great idea!"

Then I was all: "How ya gonna fap with these?"
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Male 1,382
how do you wash them?
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Male 2,096
Why do all your texts have so many spacebars???
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Male 37,902

Does it short circuit if you don`t get the last drop?
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Female 1,330
Link: New Product Alert: Keypants [Pic] [Rate Link] - This is gonna make tossing off to Internet porn so much more easier. Safe.
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