MADE: Mothers Against Drunk Elephants

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 3 years ago Funny

Elephants eat fermented fruit from the Marula tree.
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Male 37,888

patchgrabber - you`re just a wet blanket arntcha
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Female 112
Jesus, my ears.
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Male 5,811
This is a myth. Elephants don`t get drunk from marula fruit, they`d have to eat something like 1,400 lbs of the rotting fruit (which they don`t eat) just to get drunk. I`m not sure what this is, but it`s not drunk elephants.
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Male 700
That is probably that happiest song I have ever heard
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Male 2,988
looks like me this cinco de mayo
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Male 2,424
MrPeabody wins the most webernet points.
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Male 1,920
I wonder if they see pink people when they are drunk.
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Female 2,549
Here a clip from the `beautiful people` my favorite childhood film.
Don`t blame them it`s yummy. Ask for Amarula liqueur :-)Join the party
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Male 3,947
This is a big problem in the Bagdogra Jungle in India, there is a military outpost that is regularly attacked by a herd of elephants who raid the militarily rum stash. They even come prepared with water in their trunks to put out any fires the soldiers might use to try to scare them off. Also one soldier poured hot water on one of them in an earlier raid, so they often break down his hut whenever they come.
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Female 1,534
WARNING TO ALL: MUTE YOUR SPEAKERS! The music with this is terrible.
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Male 37,888
Link: MADE: Mothers Against Drunk Elephants [Rate Link] - Elephants eat fermented fruit from the Marula tree.
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