How To Cook With Cicadas [Pic+]

Submitted by: Squrlz4Sale 3 years ago Misc

East Coast squirrels are eagerly awaiting the emergence of Brood II.
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Male 37,890

I`m not eating that. Yeah, I do like lobster but we don`t eat the lobsters ass or contents of it`s intestines. If you eat the whole but you`re eating bug schitt.
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Male 3,949
This is why I hate them, the bugs themselves are sort of weird but I don`t mind them, but its everybodies reactions to them. The odd neighbor who catches and eats them in his front yard, little girls screaming, my dog bringing in a million with him when I let him out. STOP IT ALL OF YOU!
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Male 2,549
I`d totally love to try them...they`re also the only kosher insect and if I`d known that they bore even a remote flavour resemblance to shellfish I`d have hunted them proficiently back in my observant years.
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Male 36,512
The first sentence is true: no one knows the EXACT day - hour - minute they will emerge, eh?

@ggolbez: I think you`re supposed to put them in a box or a bag THEN put them in your freezer... ;-)

Otherwise? NO! I do not like Green Cicadas and Ham, I do not like them @Squrlz4 I am! :-)
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Male 3,060
I`d like to challenge that, ggolbez. The first sentence is NOT a run-on. It`s just a bit wordy. Other than the factual error, the only thing that seems to be wrong is the typo of "from".
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Male 6,227
@ Ggolbez: Well, I`ll have your portion then, Mr. Party Pooper.
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Male 1,931
Also, putting them in the freezer? They`ll fly around in there messing with all your other foodstuffs. FFS!
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Male 1,931
The first sentence is a run on, has a typo, and improper grammar. On top of that, it is factually inaccurate. People are able to predict when cicadas arise. It is also dangerous to eat cicadas, as they are often polluted with pesticides and other chemicals that seep into the ground.
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Male 6,227
Link: How To Cook With Cicadas [Pic+] [Rate Link] - East Coast squirrels are eagerly awaiting the emergence of Brood II.
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