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Date: 05/18/13 07:21 PM

76 Responses to How Does Heather Locklear Look So Young?

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1266 posts
    May 18, 2013 at 7:16 pm
    Link: How Does Heather Locklear Look So Young? - She may be a 51-year-old MILF, she looks good--real good. How does she do it? Facials... literally.
  2. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36198 posts
    May 18, 2013 at 7:51 pm

    She was joking with the paparazzi when she said it.
    Video

    Her real secret is plastic surgery, good lighting and carefully applied makeup.
  3. Profile photo of McThstlpnts
    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
    1540 posts
    May 18, 2013 at 7:55 pm
    Well...that and LOTS of Botox. You can tell just by looking at the picture. Nothing like pig botulism to paralyze the face!
  4. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    May 18, 2013 at 9:20 pm
    Gerry - shhhh...don`t tell my wife that it was a joke. All of us married guys have put great effort into convincing our wives that this "tip" is completely authentic.
  5. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    May 18, 2013 at 10:18 pm
    yummy. guys should try this too. (ok, no, I`m even making myself sick...)
  6. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36198 posts
    May 18, 2013 at 10:39 pm

    @ emmettyville - why you no like? It`s salty like pork rinds or bacon. Which makes perfect sense since men are pigs....but I love bacon!


  7. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 12:30 am
    I support this outrageous claim.
  8. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1794 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 12:53 am
    wow I will supply all she needs...
  9. Profile photo of curiousboy
    curiousboy Male 50-59
    93 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 1:05 am
    ...and not only you married ones.
  10. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 1:08 am
    Genes play a part, lets face it, television actresses tend to be a good looking bunch, if you start with good bones and good skin, then spend thirty years looking after yourself you WILL look good.
  11. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 1:13 am
    If this really worked my right hang and stomach would still look 15yrs old.
  12. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 1:59 am
    When I first saw this article, I sent it to my wife. She wasn`t impressed. Now I learned that it has mood enhancing qualities too. So maybe I need to splooge her first and apologise later. SFW link
  13. Profile photo of Nickel2
    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 3:00 am
    I`d willingly donate to help her retain her eternal youth and good looks.
  14. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 5:19 am
    Lol @ the cum face behind her!
  15. Profile photo of nosecret
    nosecret Male 18-29
    62 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 6:43 am
    step up your production IAB...i want my money`s worth.
  16. Profile photo of SFVitale
    SFVitale Male 40-49
    441 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 8:44 am
    It`s either the goat placenta she rubs on her face or you`re getting old too and don`t see so good.
  17. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 11:28 am
    Wonder if any of you have actually seen her without makeup? She`s like an asian girl without it. VERY plain, and nothing at all like she is on tv.
  18. Profile photo of handimanner
    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 11:45 am
    Old news I-A-B. You people on vacation or what?
  19. Profile photo of Zismo
    Zismo Male 18-29
    1016 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 12:38 pm
    I`m pretty sure that`s Tom Cruise`s secret.
  20. Profile photo of 12chars
    12chars Male 18-29
    906 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 12:58 pm
    Kind of a repost?
  21. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36198 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 1:15 pm

    IAB offices closed today?
    All the mods at FancyLads pool party or something?

    1:15 p.m. and not a single new post thread.

    Now I really am bored.

  22. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 1:16 pm
    Fancy wanted me to tell you all that this is the last post for I-A-B: Heather Locklear and her beauty secret. So that`s it. It`s over. Done. Finito.

    He also wanted me to tell you you`re all a bunch of ungrateful toads.

    All right then. What are you still standing around for? Move along now.

    ~makes shooing motion with paws~
  23. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 1:19 pm
    WTFever squirlz. Fancy would have a big to do if it were the end.
  24. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 1:29 pm
    Okay, okay, I`m kidding.

    ~makes face at AJ and throws acorn at him~
  25. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2764 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 4:49 pm
    wow, this is still the last post...
  26. Profile photo of sosueme1966
    sosueme1966 Male 40-49
    439 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 4:54 pm
    Don`t work too hard fellas.
  27. Profile photo of turdburglar
    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4713 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 4:57 pm

    More Content! More Content! More Content!
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  28. Profile photo of turdburglar
    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4713 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 5:02 pm

    Maybe we should start posting our own links here, until the mods get back to work.

    Here is a short science vid
  29. Profile photo of turdburglar
    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4713 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 5:06 pm

    Here is a funny Jimmy Kimmel parody.
    The Baby Bachelor
  30. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 5:25 pm
    What the hell happened today?
  31. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 5:52 pm
    @ Turdburglar: Actually, those were really good. Thanks!

    @ Geogypsy: Here`s my theory. The usual routine has been for Kitteh to run the show on Sundays--I think as a favor to Fancy, somehow (I don`t know the details, but Fancy`s publicly thanked her on here for volunteering to do Sundays). I suspect Kitteh had another obligation today and no one was found to fill in. I`m sure things will be back to normal tomorrow morning.
  32. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 6:17 pm
    @Sqrlz, I hadn`t realised that Kitteh covers submissions on Sundays but I did notice that she dropped off of the radar a number of days ago. Content since then has been somewhat mediocre in my opinion though others have been trying to pick up the slack.

    Anyway, I hope that your projection is correct...and that Kitteh is also enjoying herself wherever she may be.
  33. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 7:37 pm
    @12chars yes, that`s what I mean by "first time I saw it"
  34. Profile photo of FeeFee
    FeeFee Female 18-29
    583 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 8:30 pm
    Huh. So I know that no one cares, but I just had this strange weird realization. I`ve been a member of IAB since 2006, I think it is, and I was following the site a bit before that. It`s just my daily ritual. I rarely comment and I rarely try to add anything myself, but I still visit it daily despite the fact that I only find a gem every now and then. I`m not particularly invested in the site and all my attempts to contribute anything to it go ignored. And now I`m just sitting here staring at the site and just having this like moment of holy crap I`ve been visiting this website daily for years without even thinking about it. It`s so automatic. I don`t ever get on the computer and go...think I`ll visit IAB today. I just do it for no discernible reason. It`s so strange to me that a website I don`t interact pretty much at all on can be such a small and yet consistent part of my day for that long. It just kind of blew my mind for a moment and I thought I`d share. I`ll shut up now.
  35. Profile photo of FeeFee
    FeeFee Female 18-29
    583 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 8:34 pm
    Also since the mods always ignore my idea--does anyone else think a check box system in the favs would be a good idea? I`ve been wanting for years to weed out my favorites because I actually use them like a legit list of what I`d like to see again and delete/refresh method IAB uses to remove favs is a pain in the ass for someone that has been visiting the site 7 years and has a mile of favs piled up. Just saying.
  36. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 8:36 pm
    K here`s one.
    Deer fare

    Your turn.
  37. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 8:41 pm

    Yer body[/url

    You got any better?
  38. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 8:49 pm
    Colours are evil
  39. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36198 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 8:49 pm

    @ turdburglar - nice sciencie vid.

    Odd isn`t it. I`ve never known IAB to go an entire day
    without posting something.
  40. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 9:01 pm
    Art
  41. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 10:22 pm
    How else is an actress of that age going to get press?
  42. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 11:10 pm
    Midnight Movie: The Woman in the Window 1944 Classic "Film Noir" (don`t argue about the technical definition of "Film Noir" unless you are a hipster scumbag) starring Edward G. Robinson and Joan Bennett, featuring one of the lamest "twist" endings in cinema history.
  43. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 11:49 pm
    I love this place. When all the mods are AWOL, the members post their own material.
  44. Profile photo of Nickel2
    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 12:11 am
    Sniff...
    The last post?
    Is this the last post? Good job I had a box of tissues near the computer...
  45. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 12:27 am
    That`s actually quite cool. I was busy yesterday- and IAB did not distract me. Damn good show Fancy. i will forward my schedule and expect more of this in future LOL.. actually- all it will mean is that I have a very clean flat. Still- essays done until Autumn- revising for exam now. 3 weeks to go...
  46. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 12:38 am
    Feefee,
    I don`t really use the favourites thing but on the face of it it doesn`t sound a bad idea.

    As for your daily routine of visiting IAB, it`s pretty much the same for me too... I wake up, open up the news websites to see who`s been killing/shagging/dying/stealing whilst I`ve been sleeping..and then open up IAB to see the funnies/interesting bits of the day.
  47. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 12:40 am
    Kitten & lizards
  48. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 12:41 am
    Turdburglar, I liked the science link about losing some of our atmosphere. A bit like on here when kitteh is away.
  49. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 12:45 am
    Wheres the posts???
    Not been on here since saturday night
    and we got one post???
    ONE??
    come on guys!! I know the IAB forum is prehistoric and needs upgrading more than Stonehenge
    but ONE??
    Bummer
  50. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 12:46 am
    Kitten & a hedgie :-)
  51. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 12:51 am
    sutra46
    ------------
    Poor kitteh!!
  52. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 12:53 am
    So this looks like the lunatics have taken over the
    asylum ??

    Lunatics
  53. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 1:00 am
    To pass the time
    a good old Hammer horror film
    Countess Dracula

    hammer time
  54. Profile photo of SnoopyBG
    SnoopyBG Male 18-29
    653 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 1:02 am
    Has Fancy died?
  55. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 1:08 am
    Last one
    end of the world. REM
  56. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 1:12 am
    SnoopyBG

    Has Fancy died?
    ----
    Been on here for bloody years n never seen a dearth
    like this, not even a ``we got problems`` post???
  57. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 1:48 am
    No catgirl yet?
  58. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 1:50 am
    "Been on here for bloody years n never seen a dearth
    like this, not even a "we got problems" post???"

    I don`t think anyone actively monitors this place. Perhaps Fancy has got a day job and he and the mods just check in ever few days to queue up more posts and tot up the advertising income.
  59. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 2:00 am
    My current favourite post in Live Submissions is the one on Egyptian KFC deliveries in Gaza. Those guys really need an airlift like the 1948-49 Berlin airlift. Then they could get pizzas delivered with the crust still crisp.
  60. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 2:15 am
    Check this article on The US Loony Bible

    They`ve redefined internet addiction as a mental illness, "normal grief" is now be classed as a major depressive disorder and childhood temper tantrums would be a symptom of disruptive mood dysregulation disorder. This is all quite funny as it means people suffering from grief may be ineligible for certain jobs, such as being an airline pilot. No word about PMS or religion in the article though.
  61. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 2:18 am
    Gosh. Well, I hope Fancy or Kitteh or *someone* on staff checks in soon. This is getting a little weird. =O.O=

    FeeFee, on the strength of your username alone, I think you should keep submitting and commenting until you become one of the regulars. I probably submitted 20 things before finally getting something to go up.
  62. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2764 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 2:19 am
    Is this an experiment to see how we cope?

    Well now you know.

    We don`t.
  63. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 2:29 am
    Is this an experiment to see how we cope?
    I`ve decided to self-medicate with crystal meth until the next post goes up.
  64. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 3:38 am
    There ought to be a panic button on each thread. If enough registered users hit it (for reasons of spam, abuse or no new posts) then Fancy gets an email.
  65. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 3:59 am
    LOL Fancy would get an email for eeeeeeevery post!
  66. Profile photo of SnoopyBG
    SnoopyBG Male 18-29
    653 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 4:37 am
    You know what would be interesting? If this place seizes to exist would the community be able to work together and reincarnate IAB be it under a different name. It`s the readers that submit after all and they may as well mod and approve.
  67. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7425 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 5:12 am
    On behalf of the other mods and myself, I am sorry for your wait. I work nights at the moment and slept all day yesterday, so I wasnt able to jump on.

    I have something popping up here within the hour and a few more things coming throughout the day. I am hitting the sheets here shortly, but I hope someone else pops on to help you guys out.

    Also, I am really glad to see that even without us keeping things running smoothly, you guys were able to keep things interesting in this forum.

    Remember, you guys are IAB.
  68. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 5:23 am
    We know, we know.

    Get to work mod slave!

    ;)
  69. Profile photo of Crabes
    Crabes Male 30-39
    1285 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 5:57 am
    Thanks for your visit to IAB, we have currently reached the end of the internet and no more content can be posted now go outside and have fun
  70. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 6:24 am
    Well, I see what happens when I get sick.

    Sorry guys I almost died this last week and narrowly missed a nice trip to the hospital. I will get things rollin` up in here. Thanks Cobra.

    Let the content flow.
  71. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 6:29 am
    Oh good heavens!! Kitteh- I hope you are okay? Go back to bed, leave this place at once and rest. Be well, we are fine and whilst we will manage poorly without you, manage we will.
  72. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 6:46 am
    @ Kitteh: I`m sorry to hear you had a health issue. I really hope you`re OK. We missed you, but like Madduck says, if you need rest, be sure to get it. We`ll muddle along like the bunch of lunatics we are.
  73. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 6:53 am
    Have a virtual cauliflower cheese dear. Not a LOT of use, but you know- can`t quite get the real thing to you.
  74. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 7:29 am
    Thanks Madduck and Squrlz. I think am good enough to get some stuff up today. :-)
  75. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31783 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 9:01 am
    Is this an experiment to see how we cope?
    @HalfPintRoo: Lolz! Very nice!

    @sutra46: Kitten & Hedgie video was excellent! And "TheSorryGirls" were wearing cat-ears! I haz a happy now!
    In fact ALL your videos are adorable!

    @FancyLad takes a day off? @The_Mods have real lives?

    @ferdyfred is correct: It`s the end of the world! (as we know it)

    @FeeFee: Just keep submitting! If you like it? Chances are good someone else likes it too!

    Yeah, a few "technical updates" would be nice at IAB, but it`s stable and (mostly) works well, so perhaps the "if it ain`t broke..." wisdom applies.
  76. Profile photo of chicagojay
    chicagojay Male 40-49
    2018 posts
    May 21, 2013 at 8:25 am
    Sending link to wife....

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