Heaven And Hell [Pic]

Submitted by: SweepOfDeath 4 years ago in Misc

Really? The chefs in hell aren"t German? I heard they work wonders with an oven.
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Female 450
Cops in Germany are quite nice. Like daddies scolding you.
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Male 13,630
Im happy we have the best police in the world
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Male 308
Darn trollers hate it when America isn`t the one being bashed :) sorry folks, Europe sucks too.
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Male 278
I thought hell was just flat out America.
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Male 1,569
Hell is where the police are American, the chefs Russian, the mechanics Russian, the lovers Russian and it`s organised by the Americans
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Male 3,477
Awww... My feelings were hurt.
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Male 2,150
and banking in US (another realm of hell)
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Female 3,696
*not invited* :(
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Male 1,293
Since many of the world`s best chef`s are now British, this is kind of out of date. I reckon I could cook a British meal that would equal home-cooked food from anywhere. I could also cook an Indian or Thai curry, a Tex-Mex chilli or fajitas, American burger, Italian meatballs and a range of Turkish dishes, all from raw ingredients apart from bread products. The British are good at absorbing the best of other cultures, and the food here beats the world at their own game.
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Female 2,228
Oh this reminds me of another great joke along these lines: on a sinking ship the crew has to convince various passengers to leap overboard. To the American they say, "You`ll be a hero if you jump!" To the Brit, "You`ll be a gentleman if you jump!" To the Italian, "You`ll be popular with the girls if you jump!" To the German, "It`s the rule on this ship that you jump." To the Japanese, "Everyone else has jumped!"


Byfield don`t feel too bad, according to Hetalia Britain cooks good food poorly, which is still better than Finland who manages to cook terrible food well. So it all balances out ;-)

(Actually all of the above is from Hetalia, I had to mention it, "Heaven and Hell" is regularly invoked on the show!)
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Male 161
that was one hell of a Holocaust joke ya made there...
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Male 464
Ive never heardof british chefs being crap?
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Male 425
How dare you ...? We germans can cook ... I at least. And I once was a mechanic. This must be heaven. ;)
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Male 938
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