Foamy Squirrel: On Global Warming

Submitted by: 5cats 3 years ago Funny

NSFW! It"s Foamy after all! Do fat people really cause AGW? Let"s ask Foamy...
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Male 459
I`m gunna go ahead and speculate that Jonathan Ian Mathers is a fatty. I`m not a huge believer in human-caused global warming, but if it IS a thing, and it IS caused by weak willed individuals who don`t know when to quit eating, then F.UCK em` they`re already putting a strain on the health system here and in the US, and I don`t feel like paying for someone else`s sh.itty lifestyle.
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Male 458
@5cats

No.

However billions of tons of carbon dioxide put into the atmosphere every year does have a measurable net warming effect. We know because we`ve measured it.
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Male 5,874
@mesovotex: I`m not that fat, I`m just attempting to stimulate debate! ;-)
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Male 36,301
VV @mesovortex: All those fatties doing exercises will warm the planet...
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Male 458
@Nickel2 -

You`re fat because you store more than you burn. If you burned more than you stored, your weight would decrease as fat burned off.

Do heavy cardio for a while and go on a diet and you won`t be fat anymore.
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Male 458
@5cats - it`s a red herring, but AGW deniers like yourself will buy into it.

It`s a red herring because a) it won`t happen, b) it`s got nothing to do with the science of global warming, and c) fat people do overconsume, but it`s an insignificant thing and the idea of a `fat tax` will likely never happen

If a government decided to impose a `gravity tax` it wouldn`t mean that gravity no longer exists.
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Male 36,301
@mesovortex: So, it`s the fat people then? Lets tax their oversized BUTTS off!
(You did notice that he`s a talking squirrel, right?)

@Nickel2: Excellent point! But don`t worry, the skinny people will get taxed too.

Black people? TAX them! Their skin colour makes the Earth get hotter!
White people? TAX them! Producing sunscreen harms the Earth!

What? Black people use sunscreen too? DOUBLE WHAMMY TAX!!!
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Male 458
It`s not the sun:
http://www.skepticalscience.com/solar-activity-sunspots-global-warming.htm

Mars has got little to do with it:
http://www.skepticalscience.com/global-warming-on-mars.htm

This entire video is full of red herrings, false arguments, and slippery slopes.

Who knows what the politics behind AGW will be in the future, but you can`t dismiss science just because you don`t like the politics involved. People use gravity and other laws of physics to regulate taxes and costs, so therefore gravity and physics don`t exist?
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Male 257
i`m laughing my skinny white arse off!
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Male 5,874
I`m not fat because I eat more, It`s just that my body is more efficient at converting food into a storable, usable energy source. It`s the skinnies that eat tons but put on no weight. They are inefficient wasters who should be taxed for their profligacy.
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Male 36,301
What movie is the ending bit from? With Germaine?

Tax The Fatties!
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Male 2,026
Time to retire this squirrel thing. Had a decent run, know when to stop.
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Male 36,301
Link: Foamy Squirrel: On Global Warming [Rate Link] - NSFW! It`s Foamy after all! Do fat people really cause AGW? Let`s ask Foamy...
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