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Date: 05/01/13 08:47 AM

13 Responses to Foamy Squirrel: On Global Warming

  1. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
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    May 1, 2013 at 8:48 am
    Link: Foamy Squirrel: On Global Warming - NSFW! It`s Foamy after all! Do fat people really cause AGW? Let`s ask Foamy...
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    chicagojay Male 40-49
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    May 1, 2013 at 9:08 am
    Time to retire this squirrel thing. Had a decent run, know when to stop.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    May 1, 2013 at 9:21 am
    What movie is the ending bit from? With Germaine?

    Tax The Fatties!
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
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    May 1, 2013 at 9:47 am
    I`m not fat because I eat more, It`s just that my body is more efficient at converting food into a storable, usable energy source. It`s the skinnies that eat tons but put on no weight. They are inefficient wasters who should be taxed for their profligacy.
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    captkava Male 40-49
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    May 1, 2013 at 9:56 am
    i`m laughing my skinny white arse off!
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    mesovortex Male 30-39
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    May 1, 2013 at 10:00 am
    It`s not the sun:
    http://www.skepticalscience.com/solar-activity-sunspots-global-warming.htm

    Mars has got little to do with it:
    http://www.skepticalscience.com/global-warming-on-mars.htm

    This entire video is full of red herrings, false arguments, and slippery slopes.

    Who knows what the politics behind AGW will be in the future, but you can`t dismiss science just because you don`t like the politics involved. People use gravity and other laws of physics to regulate taxes and costs, so therefore gravity and physics don`t exist?
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31799 posts
    May 1, 2013 at 12:36 pm
    @mesovortex: So, it`s the fat people then? Lets tax their oversized BUTTS off!
    (You did notice that he`s a talking squirrel, right?)

    @Nickel2: Excellent point! But don`t worry, the skinny people will get taxed too.

    Black people? TAX them! Their skin colour makes the Earth get hotter!
    White people? TAX them! Producing sunscreen harms the Earth!

    What? Black people use sunscreen too? DOUBLE WHAMMY TAX!!!
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    mesovortex Male 30-39
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    May 1, 2013 at 12:39 pm
    @5cats - it`s a red herring, but AGW deniers like yourself will buy into it.

    It`s a red herring because a) it won`t happen, b) it`s got nothing to do with the science of global warming, and c) fat people do overconsume, but it`s an insignificant thing and the idea of a `fat tax` will likely never happen

    If a government decided to impose a `gravity tax` it wouldn`t mean that gravity no longer exists.
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    mesovortex Male 30-39
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    May 1, 2013 at 12:44 pm
    @Nickel2 -

    You`re fat because you store more than you burn. If you burned more than you stored, your weight would decrease as fat burned off.

    Do heavy cardio for a while and go on a diet and you won`t be fat anymore.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    May 1, 2013 at 12:57 pm
    VV @mesovortex: All those fatties doing exercises will warm the planet...
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
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    May 1, 2013 at 1:59 pm
    @mesovotex: I`m not that fat, I`m just attempting to stimulate debate! ;-)
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    mesovortex Male 30-39
    458 posts
    May 1, 2013 at 10:14 pm
    @5cats

    No.

    However billions of tons of carbon dioxide put into the atmosphere every year does have a measurable net warming effect. We know because we`ve measured it.
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    SpermNinja81 Male 30-39
    459 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 5:12 am
    I`m gunna go ahead and speculate that Jonathan Ian Mathers is a fatty. I`m not a huge believer in human-caused global warming, but if it IS a thing, and it IS caused by weak willed individuals who don`t know when to quit eating, then F.UCK em` they`re already putting a strain on the health system here and in the US, and I don`t feel like paying for someone else`s sh.itty lifestyle.

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