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Date: 05/27/13 10:32 AM

14 Responses to Emo Toddlers [Pic+]

  1. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14653 posts
    May 27, 2013 at 10:34 am
    Link: Emo Toddlers - The 13 Creepiest Things A Child Has Ever Said To A Parent
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    May 27, 2013 at 11:11 am
    Ummm, not emo toddlers really... creepy Hannibal-like toddlers :)
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    May 27, 2013 at 11:19 am
    "Look, I told you not to give them cereal and milk. They don`t weigh but 35-pounds-nothin` each. It`s like giving them speed balls..."
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2872 posts
    May 27, 2013 at 11:40 am
    my parents tell me that when i was 3 i would build really cool stuff with mega blocks, but would keep on destroying everything i made, when i was asked why, i said, "i wanted to destroy something beautiful."
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    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1517 posts
    May 27, 2013 at 12:08 pm
    When I was about 5 we went to visit a relative`s grave. I had never in my life been to a cemetery before. While we were there, I said to my Mom, "I am buried here. My name was Amanda but I was shot and died."

    Then I proceeded to lead her to the gravestone of someone named Amanda.

    Creeps my Mom out to this very day.
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2872 posts
    May 27, 2013 at 12:58 pm
    i have heard dozens of stories of toddlers retaining memory that couldnt possibly be their own.

    @ladymorgue i dare you to do some investigating. return to the cemetery and find out amandas last name and any other info the tomb stone might have. then look up the area, gun shot victims, amandas name and the date of her death. then report back to me with all your findings. including any sudden visions or flashbacks you may or may not get of being amanda.
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    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    May 27, 2013 at 1:42 pm

    Pictures or it didn`t happen... Yea.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    May 27, 2013 at 2:48 pm
    # six is less creepy and more of a logical statement.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36845 posts
    May 27, 2013 at 3:17 pm

    Creepy fun
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    May 27, 2013 at 6:12 pm

    LadyMorgue`s story has just as much credibility, if not much more, than what most religions are based on.
    (LadyMorgue, I do not mean that as a put down or disrespect to you)
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    May 27, 2013 at 10:23 pm
    Turdburglar: On the other hand, LadyMorgue is telling us what happened first hand, instead of claiming to know what happened 2000 years ago. So I`d give her story more credibility than Christianity.
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    sosueme1966 Male 40-49
    439 posts
    May 28, 2013 at 9:02 am
    My 2 year old looked at the computer screen, then looked at me and whispered "repost".
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    AvatarJohn Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    May 28, 2013 at 1:17 pm
    1 part bad dreams, 1 part scary movies that they shouldn`t have seen, 1 part made up poo from lying parents, 1 part possible psychosis or sociopathy, 1 part possible reincarnation??? ...mix it all together and you get this bizarre, creepy post.

    ...Loved it! :D
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    May 28, 2013 at 1:51 pm
    Oh man, I spent about...5 hours, total, on the original Reddit thread this came from just reading all the creepy stories. I did this reading at night, before bed, of course... *shudder* On a side note, the one with the "I want to peel off all your skin" was explained by the commenter who said she had suffered a sunburn about a week before and was in the peeling stage. Not as creepy as it sounds.

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