Emo Toddlers [Pic+]

Submitted by: Draculya 3 years ago in Funny

The 13 Creepiest Things A Child Has Ever Said To A Parent
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Female 4,447
Oh man, I spent about...5 hours, total, on the original Reddit thread this came from just reading all the creepy stories. I did this reading at night, before bed, of course... *shudder* On a side note, the one with the "I want to peel off all your skin" was explained by the commenter who said she had suffered a sunburn about a week before and was in the peeling stage. Not as creepy as it sounds.
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Male 1,059
1 part bad dreams, 1 part scary movies that they shouldn`t have seen, 1 part made up poo from lying parents, 1 part possible psychosis or sociopathy, 1 part possible reincarnation??? ...mix it all together and you get this bizarre, creepy post.

...Loved it! :D
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Male 439
My 2 year old looked at the computer screen, then looked at me and whispered "repost".
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Female 6,381
Turdburglar: On the other hand, LadyMorgue is telling us what happened first hand, instead of claiming to know what happened 2000 years ago. So I`d give her story more credibility than Christianity.
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Male 4,893

LadyMorgue`s story has just as much credibility, if not much more, than what most religions are based on.
(LadyMorgue, I do not mean that as a put down or disrespect to you)
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Male 38,457

Creepy fun
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Female 2,927
# six is less creepy and more of a logical statement.
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Male 1,341
@LadyMorgue

Pictures or it didn`t happen... Yea.
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Male 3,436
i have heard dozens of stories of toddlers retaining memory that couldnt possibly be their own.

@ladymorgue i dare you to do some investigating. return to the cemetery and find out amandas last name and any other info the tomb stone might have. then look up the area, gun shot victims, amandas name and the date of her death. then report back to me with all your findings. including any sudden visions or flashbacks you may or may not get of being amanda.
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Female 1,516
When I was about 5 we went to visit a relative`s grave. I had never in my life been to a cemetery before. While we were there, I said to my Mom, "I am buried here. My name was Amanda but I was shot and died."

Then I proceeded to lead her to the gravestone of someone named Amanda.

Creeps my Mom out to this very day.
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Male 3,436
my parents tell me that when i was 3 i would build really cool stuff with mega blocks, but would keep on destroying everything i made, when i was asked why, i said, "i wanted to destroy something beautiful."
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Male 5,617
"Look, I told you not to give them cereal and milk. They don`t weigh but 35-pounds-nothin` each. It`s like giving them speed balls..."
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Female 2,415
Ummm, not emo toddlers really... creepy Hannibal-like toddlers :)
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Male 14,827
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