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Date: 05/18/13 04:17 PM

24 Responses to Completely Stupid Warning Label [Pic]

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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    May 18, 2013 at 4:11 pm
    Link: Completely Stupid Warning Label - He better not be operating heavy machinery.
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    Rodin Male 30-39
    692 posts
    May 18, 2013 at 4:31 pm
    I think this post needed a warning label.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    May 18, 2013 at 4:49 pm
    Ive seen dawgs working machinery
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    mindblown Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2013 at 5:29 pm
    Unless you get the medication filled at a vet office, you likely won`t have specialty stickers that leave the `don`t operate machinery` off. I work in a pharmacy; when we fill pet meds, this happens all the time.
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    May 18, 2013 at 6:32 pm
    Had a dog that loved beer. We never let him have the keys to the truck.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    May 18, 2013 at 8:04 pm
    Parker! No! Get out of the Loader. Paaark-ER! Don`t you DARE touch that lever. Parker! No! Right, that does it. BAD DOG! BAD DOG!

    Shesh, now I have to rub your face in the heavy machinery. BAD DOG!
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    May 18, 2013 at 8:20 pm
    Right, like the dog can read...
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    May 18, 2013 at 8:29 pm

    Ollie "Right, like the dog can read..."
    Absolutely. My boxers {rest their souls} could spell. They knew what R-I-D-E and T-R-E-A-T spelled and they knew where "You-Know-Where" was...the beach.
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    Barnk Male 30-39
    486 posts
    May 18, 2013 at 10:11 pm
    The disclaimer absolves big pharma of liability if some junkie or teen is stupid enough to pop a dog pill to see what it feels like. Don`t say it couldn`t happen -- Ketamine, a horse tranquilizer, is widely (ab)used.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    May 18, 2013 at 10:11 pm
    Absolutely. My boxers {rest their souls} could spell.
    @Gerry My dog Jack (rest his soul) was telepathic! All you had to do was THINK "Wanna go bye-bye?" and he`d go nuts! He could tell time, too. Ten minutes before Dad came home from work, he`d go sit on the bottom step of the stairs and wait for him. He`d also ring the back doorbell when he wanted in.

    But, alas, try as we might, we never could teach him to read.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36201 posts
    May 18, 2013 at 10:30 pm

    @ Ollie, kidding aside, there are studies that indicate dogs are telepathic. A British study took the owners away without telling them for how long while cameras monitored the dogs. Within 15 minutes of informing the humans that the would now go home {some after 2 hours, some 4,6 or 8 hours} 60% of the dogs ran to the windows waiting for them. How did the dogs suddenly know the owners were on their way home?

    Look it up, it`s true.

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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    May 18, 2013 at 10:55 pm
    Don`t forget this:
    dogs driving cars
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4756 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 8:47 am
    Take a look at these!
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 9:39 am
    @broizfam
    Since your link mentions McDonald`s coffee, Here is a post I made from another similar thread:

    "Y`all do recall the American woman who sued McD`s because her hot coffee scalded her leg when it spilled, no?"

    That`s how McDonalds, and the insurance industry would have you remember it, but if you look into the facts of the case, the Woman received third degree burns from coffee that was between 180-190 degrees, it was so hot that it melted the fat in her labia. As a result she spent 8 days in the hospital, and needed several reconstructive plastic surgeries. All of this was after McDonalds had previously settled over 700 claims from hot coffee burns, but chose not to reduce the temperature to around 140 degrees like most restaurants.
    Graphic McDonalds Coffee burn NSFW
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 9:43 am
    cont...

    She just wanted McDs to pay her medical bills, but they only offered her something like $1000. That is why she sued them, and it was the jury who awarded her $2.7 million in damages. The $2.7 mil was later reduced to something like $400,000 in appeals.

    The reason people don`t know the facts of this case is that the injured woman was not allowed to talk about the case as a condition of the settlement, but McDs could talk about it. That is why it is known as the woman who sued over hot coffee, and not the woman who received severe 3rd degree burns.

    hotcoffeethemovie. A lawyer made a documentary on this case as well as a few other similar cases and discuses why the corporations and insurance industry hide the details in order push the agenda of tort reform.
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4756 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 10:20 am
    @MrPeabody,
    The McDonald`s case is an odd one. I read at the time, obviously can`t confirm the truth of it, that she placed the cup between her legs and drove away. It seems to me that any freshly brewed coffee would be hot enough to make that placement REALLY stupid! Anyway, the site (mlaw.org) has some pretty interesting stuff in it. Take a look at their "loony lawsuits" section.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 10:43 am
    "GOD-F*CKING-DAMMIT, FLUFFY!!! GET OFF THAT STEAMROLLER!!! I TOLD YOU TO TAKE THE DAY OFF!!!"
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    Langer Male 18-29
    394 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 11:50 am
    His high metabolism rate isn`t the only reason Parker is called the Mini Dumper
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 12:48 pm
    It seems to me that any freshly brewed coffee would be hot enough to make that placement REALLY stupid!

    The problem is that it was hot enough to cause 3rd degree burns that required surgery and a lengthy hospital stay. Also this was not the first time it was brought to McDs attention. If you can stomach it look at the pic I linked to.

    Also click the hotcoffeemovie link I posted, and watch the segment from the Colbert Report where she talks about why it is portrayed the way it is.
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4756 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 2:16 pm
    Yeah, MrPeabody, I got that. Really! My point is still that in your crotch is a dumb place to put any fresh, hot coffee. Actually, it`s a dumb place to put any drink when your legs are going to be moving, unless it`s some kind of a fetish!
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    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 6:25 pm
    Hm... All my dog can do is open doors.. If we want him to stay outside we have to remember to lock him out.
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    May 19, 2013 at 7:18 pm
    @Barnk, ketamine is typically used for smaller animals like cats and rabbits.
    Phencyclidine (PCP, Angel dust) was purported to have one been used as a horse tranq.

    Either way, the damn things are neurotoxins.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    May 20, 2013 at 6:59 am
    Never gave a dog a fgew sips of beer??? They usually love it and then proceed to get very playful lol!!
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    May 21, 2013 at 2:19 pm
    hops are poisonous to dog`s, you should get your dog off the beer Mcgovern, switch over to vodka.

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