Come Drink From The Holy Fountain! [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Weird

And what you tasteth - It tasteth Gooooooood! Can I get an amen! Story in Credits link below.
There are 25 comments:
Male 5,617
Sensational Janine?
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Male 1,983
Works for me.

I make porn AND I`m an ordained minister [thanks to the Universal Life Church and $25 online]
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Male 1,793
mine does too but it only works for women.
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Male 15,832
Men bring glasses. Ladies can drink from the tap.
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Male 770
once heard an old lady say, "when i was saved I felt the Holy Ghost inside me. I spoke in tongues; It just bubbled from my mouth." is that anything like this?
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Male 2,097
Coming in quarts and shorts
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Male 1,558
Don`t they all do that- those suckers (religious idiots) will believe anything!!
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Female 8,044
Male 379
@TheGuySmiley

SMH. yep. the end is near.
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Male 13,624
Theres a new one!
Gerry stop that now
naughty corner for you
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Female 6,381
Lemme guess: a story from the National Enquirer.
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Male 38,483

Mine is chock full of holy milk.
Anyone wanna sample it?
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Male 1,243
Well this is kind of over the top, but it does go to prove the Bible is right. In revelation it warned false prophets and teachers would come who would deceive a lot of people. But by studying the scriptures, we can learn the truth and be able to spot them, and not fall for silly things like this. When more powerful deceivers rise up.. look out.
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Male 1,239
If this is true I think they should arrest the followers not the pastor.
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Male 38,483

I can`t tell you the number of times I`ve had that same religious experience on my knees.

Very spiritual!
{and salty}
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Male 180
It`s amazing what you can convince people to do when you use religion.
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Male 14,334
I need to start a mission in a land of beautiful asian girls!!
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Male 8,132
fancythat

" prove it *doesn`t* contain holy milk?"

You don`t need proof. You just need faith.
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Male 1,950
And for the defense - prove it *doesn`t* contain holy milk? We all gotta try, else you can`t convict? Is that how it works?
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Male 33
What a bunch of suckers
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Male 8,132
Good thing Christians aren`t gullible...
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Male 2,468
Oh that`s naughty.
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Male 38,483

from the Book of Jizz
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Female 1,540
....ew
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Female 8,044
Link: Come Drink From The Holy Fountain! [Pic] [Rate Link] - And what you tasteth - It tasteth Gooooooood! Can I get an amen! Story in Credits link below.
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