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Date: 05/30/13 03:26 PM

12 Responses to Cat Malfunctions

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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    May 30, 2013 at 3:26 pm
    Link: Cat Malfunctions - Looks like their cat is broke. I hope they kept the receipt.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    May 30, 2013 at 3:37 pm
    LOL nope that`s the sweet spot my kitteh will do similar if you get it right at the right time.
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    Demstar_Aus Female 18-29
    179 posts
    May 30, 2013 at 3:55 pm
    Not all cats will do this. I have met a couple that will though.
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    Twinklestein Male 30-39
    513 posts
    May 30, 2013 at 4:35 pm
    My cat just licks the air furiously when you scratch her there.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32825 posts
    May 30, 2013 at 6:39 pm
    That`s a messed up kitty! Not uncommon apparently, based on the number of YouTube videos...
    ... and IAB testimony :-)

    Most of my kitties have meowed happily when scratched/ petted there, not weird noises or licking though...
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    Britta99 Female 18-29
    35 posts
    May 30, 2013 at 7:13 pm
    It`s a dry spot on the cat that makes them crazy itchy. My cat has one. She does the same thing.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    May 30, 2013 at 10:41 pm
    Wait wait wait... this hasn`t been explained to my satisfaction. >.< Is this like a kitty G-spot? Is it turning the cat on? Or upsetting it? My curiosity has been piqued and I need more info!
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14626 posts
    May 30, 2013 at 11:25 pm

    Let me get this straight: Your pussy has a dry spot and gets driven crazy when you scratch it?
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2353 posts
    May 31, 2013 at 12:57 am
    That`s how I feel after most business meetings.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    May 31, 2013 at 6:54 am
    Now I wanna see someone go into a cage at that big cat sanctuary and try this on a tiger. If it works, sure to be a viral hit. If it doesn`t work, *still* sure to be a viral hit. You can`t lose!
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    SuperN00B Male 30-39
    270 posts
    May 31, 2013 at 4:23 pm
    I had a kitty who did something similar. When I scratched her at the point where the tail meets the back, she would start purring and licking her chest uncontrollably. Sometimes she would even snort and grunt while licking and pulling at her chest. Had to stop it though, poor things back got raw and broken skin.
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    Zequr Female 18-29
    138 posts
    June 2, 2013 at 6:34 am
    He/she is sexually exiting the cat. it`s mostly female cats who reacts like this, being scratched just over their tail. It`s kinda... wrong.. to do that to your cat.

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