An Interesting Juxtaposition [Pic]

Submitted by: bigfatdynamo 4 years ago in Funny

You"re either insignificant or Jesus really cares that much...
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Male 164
am not a Bible thumper, but I am a Christian. What is interesting here is that masturbation, especially to porn, (especially especially to internet porn), destroys marriages all the time because husbands no longer want to have sex with their normal fat ass boring wives. I say J.C. has it right. Oh, and by the way, as far as we know, the rest of the universe is not inhabited by intelligent life forms, so the scale is irrelevent.
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Male 37,888



One each for @CodeJockey and @TheZigRat! :-)

I vow to explore all know Catgirl Planets for the next billion years!
(I was going to do that anyhow, but now I`m saving the world at the same time!)

Those lady lacrosse players are like lady rugby players: A rough and tumble bunch!! In that good way, eh?

Ooo! Catgirls playing Lacrosse... :drool:

(NOTE: Catgirls are usually NOT into playing sports, it interferes with their nap times...)
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Male 5,183
"Scientist have surmised neko-mimi mode will lead to the eventual collision of all galaxies in the entire universe!

Skeptics remain unconvinced... "
As 5Cats will admit CatGirls are attractive
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Male 573
Of all the galaxies and of all the stars and of all the planets in the universe I had the shear misfortune to be stuck on this ball of crap.
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Male 5,617
Also, Andromeda Global Whamming seems to have a strong correlation to the emergence of planets that developed cat-girls.

Scientist have surmised neko-mimi mode will lead to the eventual collision of all galaxies in the entire universe!

Skeptics remain unconvinced...
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Male 5,617
No, no, no! I didn`t ha- Well, yes, I did, as an agent of the lacrosse team. Turns out they like older guys.

So then I explained tentacle hentai is mostly purchased by women they looked it up and now they want to make live action Power Ranger invasion movie/tentacle porn...
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That previous post was directed at women. They know who they are...
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Male 2,097
Right, next time you`re horney and alone, rape something
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Male 37,888
@FinePoint: Not a joke (afaik) sounds like "polytheism" to me...

@CodeJockey: Ok, have you hacked my webcam? :-O

@Gerry1: We can`t be too careful! I say we start taxing everyone NOW to build a huge spaceship in 1 billion years... don`t want to leave it to the last moment ;-) and the Government will spend the money wisely! ;-) ;-)

AGW = Andromeda Global WHAMMING! It must be stopped!
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Male 161
@DuckBoy87

that is a joke post right?
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Male 3,463
Who`s to say that each individual planet/solar system/galaxy (some unit that`s "small") doesn`t have its own "god"?

Maybe our "god" was the smartest of the "gods" in that he was able to create something that was habitable, unlike Mars` "god".
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Male 11,740
Stupid
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Male 5,617
God is watching you
rub one out while looking at cat-girls, tentacle hentai and your daughter`s lacrosse team...
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Male 8,132
Tiredofnicks

"What`s up with IAB lately? For me it`s been very slow to load, and keeps constantly updating spontaneously. (And yes, I do know how to make virus scans.)"

Are you using the latest version of chrome or firefox and do you have adblock installed?

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Male 38,511

5Cats, yes Andromeda will collide with the Milky Way but not for 4 billion years.
Earth will be uninhabitable in 1.4 billion years due to Sols increased luminescence so we will be long gone, one way or another.
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Male 5,190
I see no adds. Nothing from other sites either. I have no idea how to show ya how i view IAB but I would if I could Nicks. It seems to small when I try to post it and to lazy to figure it out.

Point is...Ad block.
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Male 5,183
And to think... In All that, There is only One Zephod Beblebrox to humble it. Its A Miricle!
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Male 246
The correct answer is (b): He does really care that much.
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Male 37,888
@Tiredonicks: I think it`s the advertising on the side. It locks things up when it restarts sometimes, eh?

The suffering we have to endure!!

(at least it`s muted...)
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Male 486
Too late!
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Male 5,094
What`s up with IAB lately? For me it`s been very slow to load, and keeps constantly updating spontaneously. (And yes, I do know how to make virus scans.)
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Male 4,431
HA! Outstanding! :-)
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Male 37,888
Local Galactic Group: Andromeda is going to crash into the Milky Way! Look out! Brake! TURN!

(It`s true!)
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Male 259
Link: An Interesting Juxtaposition [Pic] [Rate Link] - You`re either insignificant or Jesus really cares that much...
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