A Games Console Made By The British

Submitted by: weeray 4 years ago in Tech
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This is going to be a sure fail.. Story in credits link below.
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Male 560
@robthelurker Come on because the Scottish Owners sold and became a subsidiary of Take Two it`s not British?.... We Brit`s aren`t nationalistic that`s why we let every other country buy our companies and cause us misery in their poor running.

Side note, Pirates of Caribbean, Star War`s Harry Potter... We really don`t have a creative industry which knows how to use them fancy pant`s Apple things like they hurt my teeth when we try and munch those little mouseies at tea. And we still don`t know how you open those blasted windows to get into the spiders web that you guy`s seem to mention all the time.
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Male 560
It`s quite funny only the Brit`s are seeing the humour in their statements and everyone else is losing their poo... try learning about Irony Sarcasm and Wit folks....

For Queen and country we shall never relent!
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Female 1,467
Finally! I can borrow Overlord II without having to own a ps3. I just have to get a tv that isn`t from the 80s. Booooo. NM O2 works fine according to Wine HQ buying from amazon!
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Male 13,630
yoda141
England Civilising the world? is that how you justify imperialism these days?
As a "3rd worlder" im utterly disgusted.
Genocide, followed by occupation, followed by economic and politic dependence isn`t civilising the world at all.
you brits are just a bunch of pirates who even in this day and age occupy lands thousands of km away from your stupid isles.
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Yup colonial power
and thats why you speak ``ENGLISH``
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Male 13,630
ferdyfred - better for putting horse power to pavement, which is what counts in the 1/4 mile. Also, much more durable than independent. I will admit that your tea and crumpet technology is delicious. ---
I find this amusing
You are funny sir
The Queen would like you as a jester I believe ;-)
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Male 399
Most Brits are pretty laid back, but if you want to label them all as overly nationalistic dickheads because of a few, well, people in glass houses and all...

As for being on topic, it looks like one of those console controllers things (from the 90`s?), that plugged into the aerial jack...it`s mad that they can fit so much into the size of a flash stick
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Male 573
Looks pretty good.
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Male 14,331
[quote]Modesty and good upbringing prevent me from expressing my true opinion on this trivial spat with the developing nations.[/quote]

Developing ROFL!! From the land that has a queen a relic of the middle ages.

In the states we keep tea time, princes and princesses reserved for little girls(and some boys) playtime.
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Male 266
England Civilising the world? is that how you justify imperialism these days?
As a "3rd worlder" im utterly disgusted.
Genocide, followed by occupation, followed by economic and politic dependence isn`t civilising the world at all.
you brits are just a bunch of pirates who even in this day and age occupy lands thousands of km away from your stupid isles.
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Male 5,872
Being British, (and obviously superior), puts me in the position where it is not necessary explain why Brits are superior. Modesty and good upbringing prevent me from expressing my true opinion on this trivial spat with the developing nations. Being British is all about knowing one`s position in world society, so stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
So there. Hah! now how do you feel about that then, eh? Certainly put you lot in your place, didn`t it, eh?
etc.
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Male 4,891

jimbobsthebe - It doesn`t take that much effort, the british are an arrogant bunch. Anything short of declaring them superior in every way is enough to get their limey juices flowing.

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Male 4,891

ferdyfred - better for putting horse power to pavement, which is what counts in the 1/4 mile. Also, much more durable than independent. I will admit that your tea and crumpet technology is delicious.
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Male 3,626
@bakcagain gta is about as british as the 1995 judge dredd movie. the only other british video game developer worth mentioning is rocksteady (batman arkham series) and batman is about as british as the character judge dredd.
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Male 639
Definitely not going to be competing for the more serious gamers, but I think it`s a good idea to have a cheaper console for those who can`t afford an xbox or playstation.

@Turdburglar if you are trying to offend the British make sure you use wit to outsmart them. This will really piss them off. Unfortunately your comments just make you sound jealous. Every Brit will read comments such as `Na na boo boo` and instantly know you are jealous of them.

Try insulting their prime minister, Julia Gillard. Or maybe show them how the $ is so much stronger than the €. British food, how bad is that? They don`t even have spray on cheese! Oh, and if you really REALLY want to piss the Brits off, just insult Prince Charles (the prince of whales).
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Male 13,630
turdburglar
doubt it dude
you still make cars with cart horse back springs
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Male 4,891

Poor baby brits can`t take criticism. Na na, boo boo.
By the way, if formula 1 racing was popular in the U.S. we would do that better too!
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Male 13,630
weeray
Male, 18-29,
look at my below comment
no we dont go hippity ca ca boo
well some of us anyhow
Yes we feck up on many occasions
still do
But we soldier on
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Male 140
So it is okay for the British to offend every other country on things they produce but when it comes to them being the ones under fire they take it to heart and flip out about it, EVERY country gets abuse over something the make so why can`t they?
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Male 13,630
turdburglar
You know when there`s a fat, ugly, loud chick that puts down everyone else and makes comments like "you wish you could get with this".
That`s kinda how europeans (especially the brits) come off. The rest of the world does not envy or want to be like them, but there is no way to convince them of that.
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Pot and kettle dude
need to slacken the panties off a tad
I fear your getting a bit emotional here
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Male 13,630

As a Brit
Ok we are fecking good at some things - like engineering, most F1 engines are developed here etc
but gaming and stuff like that...
I fear it will be another -

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Male 7,774
My work here is done
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Male 15
Backer here, so obviously take my comments with a grain of salt ;-)

I`ve been a gamer since the Atari 2600 days and have played many genres and many platforms during the evolution. In the past, I`d always be looking for the best gfx/power in the games up until my PS3 years. When Android came out, I had a lot of fun with those games on phones and tablets despite the lower quality. Partially because of the portability, but also because some developers had to put innovation back into the games to make up for the lack of power.

As well as this micro console (please let that term catch on), there is also the OUYA and the newly announced GamePop system. All of them have their strengths and weaknesses, but ultimately they about having fun on a budget. As well, these small systems are perfect for developers on an indie budget.

That`s not to say that I will throw out my desktop any-time soon.

I just welcome the variety.
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Male 560
@turdburglar
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Male 4,891

You know when there`s a fat, ugly, loud chick that puts down everyone else and makes comments like "you wish you could get with this".
That`s kinda how europeans (especially the brits) come off. The rest of the world does not envy or want to be like them, but there is no way to convince them of that.
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Male 560
@robthelurker Top of my head ever heard of GTA? Could find more examples if I looked. Think it`s a bit irrelevant whether it`s British. And it`s not meant to be some next wave gen console meant to be a plug and go fun console. Enough people backed it and it`s good we could use more competition in the gaming world, everything is sameish now there is no decent innovation because the big three won`t take a risk
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Male 4,891

bataleon27 - It is british made. That is a fact, and that is all that was said in the title. Your comment doesn`t make any sense. Are you saying that a product isn`t british made unless 60 million brits all work on it? Even if they did, I bet it would still suck.
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Male 2,376
don`t get your knickers in a twist bataleon
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Male 4,891

What a bunch of british babys. Especially arrogant comments from drawman61. You civilized the world? Ha! You trash America and it`s OK, but when someone points out how this garbage console is british made, you cry like an arrogant baby.
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Male 1,178
I love how anything an English person does is suddenly labeled as THE WORK OF THE BRITISH!! 60 million of us didn`t all get together down the pub and come up with this idea.

It just happened to be a British company.
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Male 3,626
@tedgp sony is japanese, nintendo is also japanese, microsoft is american, and playjam is british.
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Male 14,331
Whew console markets gonna get ugly!
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Male 2,144
It`s a Sticky Wicket.
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Male 3,908
The industrial revolution began back in the 1760`s, you haven`t been working on that in a long time.
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Male 7,774
Sorry, we`ve been a bit busy civilising the world, starting the industrial revolution etc to have had time to improve on your toys.
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Male 3,285
Why would you declare it british overall, when its the idea of a single small startup?
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Male 3,626
the only contribution the british have ever made to console gaming is the fable series. how the hell can they expect to compete with playstation, nintendo, and microsoft?
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Male 686
Yawn.
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Male 3,285
How is it "a fail"? Please speak english.
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Male 140
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