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27 Responses to 5 Most Effective Pickup Lines That Work On Girls

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    May 1, 2013 at 8:07 am
    Link: 5 Most Effective Pickup Lines That Work On Girls - I guarantee from experience that #2 gets your foot in the door, #5 gets you in their pants. The combo`s never failed me.
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    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    May 1, 2013 at 8:28 am
    The first thing my DH said to me was, `You have lovely eyes, can I lick them?`
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    May 1, 2013 at 8:31 am

    "GET IN THE VAN!"
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    May 1, 2013 at 8:34 am

    Women also find it sexy when you tell them "no means yes".
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    May 1, 2013 at 8:38 am
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    May 1, 2013 at 8:39 am
    Really though did it hurt when you feel from heaven???? Wow.....
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    May 1, 2013 at 8:41 am
    "I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long."
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    May 1, 2013 at 8:43 am
    "wow you must be a chicken farmer!"

    "huh?"

    "You`re really good a raising c0c|<s!!"
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    May 1, 2013 at 8:44 am
    "Hi, I`ve got the deed to a mansion in the Hamptons tucked into my briefs."
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    chalket Male 50-59
    2712 posts
    May 1, 2013 at 8:55 am
    "Don`t pretend you don`t want me."

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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14620 posts
    May 1, 2013 at 8:56 am
    #3 - not EVER
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    chalket Male 50-59
    2712 posts
    May 1, 2013 at 8:56 am

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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32785 posts
    May 1, 2013 at 9:17 am
    "Hey, does this napkin smell like chloroform?"

    Works for me every time! Because, you know, it`s got chloroform on it...

    Really? #1 and #5 are for sure the "best" ways... 2,3, and 4 are just variations of those...
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7555 posts
    May 1, 2013 at 9:39 am
    Say hello, make me laugh and buy me a drink. If I am attracted to you I will tell you- if not I will buy you a drink back and have a laugh. Cheesy pick up line will attract the attention of my mates. Who incidentally are usually not keen on sleaze balls. They are also huge.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    May 1, 2013 at 10:00 am
    "Most ladies like to be called pretty."

    Ah, DUURRRR....
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    May 1, 2013 at 11:45 am
    "Can I buy you a drink?"

    Says yes & drats off :p

    Bad idea.
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    Grendel Male 40-49
    6158 posts
    May 1, 2013 at 12:01 pm
    "You remind me of my pinky toe. You`re small, cute and I`m going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own."
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3908 posts
    May 1, 2013 at 12:21 pm
    Hey, nice shoes, wanna f*ck?
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    May 1, 2013 at 12:24 pm
    You could alway try "Hey, for an old person, you`re not that ugly." Works on me.
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    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    May 1, 2013 at 1:38 pm
    Why not use "Hey, does this napkin smell like chloroform?" ? It has an 100% success rate.

    As long as we`re sharing here is what usually works for me:

    Me: Excuse me, you have something on your face.
    Her: What?
    Me: Those absolutely gorgeous blue/brown/green/(invert some funny sounding color) eyes. Also everything else.
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    Grendel Male 40-49
    6158 posts
    May 1, 2013 at 1:43 pm
    I find that accidentally dropping this on the floor is a great pick-up line:

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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    May 1, 2013 at 3:50 pm
    gotta love "Hey, does this napkin smell like chloroform?"
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    May 1, 2013 at 8:04 pm
    "Hey, nice shoes, wanna f*ck?"

    Sounds like someone`s been to Temptation Resort ;)
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    SFVitale Male 40-49
    441 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 7:52 am
    I know my knuckles scrape on the ground, but once you`ve had a Neanderthal you never go back.
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    swiftkeys Male 18-29
    500 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 7:57 am
    If you have to read this article. None of this will work for you.
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    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 5:09 pm
    first off. those aren`t pick up lines.

    second off to last off. if you get ANY girl drunk 9 times out of 10 you are going to get laid...durh...
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    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 7:38 pm
    Couple minutes of across the room eye contact then a nonchalant, "hey, what`s up?"

    Or

    You look scruptious, IT`s MY birrrthday.

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