5 Most Effective Pickup Lines That Work On Girls

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in

I guarantee from experience that #2 gets your foot in the door, #5 gets you in their pants. The combo"s never failed me.
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Female 1,467
Couple minutes of across the room eye contact then a nonchalant, "hey, what`s up?"

Or

You look scruptious, IT`s MY birrrthday.
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Male 3,745
first off. those aren`t pick up lines.

second off to last off. if you get ANY girl drunk 9 times out of 10 you are going to get laid...durh...
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Male 500
If you have to read this article. None of this will work for you.
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Male 441
I know my knuckles scrape on the ground, but once you`ve had a Neanderthal you never go back.
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Female 1,803
"Hey, nice shoes, wanna f*ck?"

Sounds like someone`s been to Temptation Resort ;)
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Male 2,988
gotta love "Hey, does this napkin smell like chloroform?"
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Male 8,550
I find that accidentally dropping this on the floor is a great pick-up line:

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Male 687
Why not use "Hey, does this napkin smell like chloroform?" ? It has an 100% success rate.

As long as we`re sharing here is what usually works for me:

Me: Excuse me, you have something on your face.
Her: What?
Me: Those absolutely gorgeous blue/brown/green/(invert some funny sounding color) eyes. Also everything else.
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Female 6,381
You could alway try "Hey, for an old person, you`re not that ugly." Works on me.
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Male 3,908
Hey, nice shoes, wanna f*ck?
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Male 8,550
"You remind me of my pinky toe. You`re small, cute and I`m going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own."
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Male 2,332
"Can I buy you a drink?"

Says yes & drats off :p

Bad idea.
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Female 4,039
"Most ladies like to be called pretty."

Ah, DUURRRR....
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Female 8,056
Say hello, make me laugh and buy me a drink. If I am attracted to you I will tell you- if not I will buy you a drink back and have a laugh. Cheesy pick up line will attract the attention of my mates. Who incidentally are usually not keen on sleaze balls. They are also huge.
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Male 40,764
"Hey, does this napkin smell like chloroform?"

Works for me every time! Because, you know, it`s got chloroform on it...

Really? #1 and #5 are for sure the "best" ways... 2,3, and 4 are just variations of those...
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Male 2,711

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Male 15,270
#3 - not EVER
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Male 2,711
"Don`t pretend you don`t want me."

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Male 7,031
"Hi, I`ve got the deed to a mansion in the Hamptons tucked into my briefs."
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Male 14,331
"wow you must be a chicken farmer!"

"huh?"

"You`re really good a raising c0c|<s!!"
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Male 14,331
"I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long."
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Male 14,331
Really though did it hurt when you feel from heaven???? Wow.....
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Male 14,331
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Male 4,891

Women also find it sexy when you tell them "no means yes".
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Male 4,891

"GET IN THE VAN!"
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Female 856
The first thing my DH said to me was, `You have lovely eyes, can I lick them?`
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Male 20,917
Link: 5 Most Effective Pickup Lines That Work On Girls [Rate Link] - I guarantee from experience that #2 gets your foot in the door, #5 gets you in their pants. The combo`s never failed me.
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