28 Funny Photos Of Cats Vs Dogs [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Misc


Your dog"s reaction when you get home.



Your cat"s reaction when you get home.



Cat waking up.



Dog waking up.



How you know a dog is hungry.



How you know a cat is hungry.



How a dog feels after misbehaving.



How a cat feels after misbehaving.



A cat in stealth mode.



A dog in stealth mode.



How a dog feels when you get it a doggie friend



How a cat feels when you get it a kitty friend.



How a dog steals food.



How a cat steals food.



When a cat annoys a dog.



When a dog annoys a cat.



A dog"s reaction to getting wet.



A cat"s reaction to getting wet.



A dog"s relationship with birds.



A cat"s relationship with birds.



What a dog is thinking when you"re away.



What a cat is thinking when you"re away.



Dog"s reaction to a walk.



Cat"s reaction to a walk.



Cat at 6 a.m.



Dog at 6 a.m.



A dog that craves approval.



A cat that craves approval.




They both have four legs, but that"s where the similarities between cats and dogs stop. Who wins the war? We do!
There are 33 comments:
Male 12,365
Our cats brought us presents, although dead rats were not what we wanted for breakfast.
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Male 2,619
Cats are awesome, they`re so "fu*k you and fu*k your life. Oooooh tummy rubs. GRRRAARRRRR"
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Male 99
Do you want to know who really loves you? Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car. Come back in two hours, let them out and see which one`s happy to see you.
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Male 13,630
why go for the bad? lets turn the question around:

How many people have been saved by cats?
versus how many people have been saved by dogs?
how many seeing eye cats do you know?
(not to mention a host of other service dogs jobs)

I personaly don`t hate cats. Dogs are just so awsome that nothing compares, not even a wife!
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turn it around again
Cats are far too clever to be human servants 8-)
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Male 13,630
Loving this post
cats do rule the house mind
dogs are just too needy
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@gerry
kinda like girlfriends and wifes
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Male 14,331
I don`t hate dogs. I like dogs too I just like cats more way more independent.
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Male 14,331
Male 2,419
@McGovern1981

why go for the bad? lets turn the question around:

How many people have been saved by cats?
versus how many people have been saved by dogs?
how many seeing eye cats do you know?
(not to mention a host of other service dogs jobs)

I personaly don`t hate cats. Dogs are just so awsome that nothing compares, not even a wife!
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Male 14,331
How many cats have killed people?

"Iago sayz Iz not ebilz Iz a buddiez!!"
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Male 39,955

Dogs are awesomer.
The difference between Dogs & Cats is that
Dogs want to please you
Cats expect you to please them
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Female 6,381
All You Cat Haters: If cats are raised with affection, attention, and play (the way dog lovers raise dogs), they normally grow up to be happy, well-tempered, affectionate pets. If you treat a cat like it`s only there to catch mice or trip over, they`ll adapt and become almost feral within your home. I`m with the third cat in my life, a rescue animal from a shelter; the previous were a stray and a farm-born kitten. They have all been loving, funny, and good friends.
But animal haters gonna hate, I guess: B-P
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Female 283
having pet cats makes about as much sense as having pet roosterroaches. I will never understand....
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Male 2,332
No cats = suck.
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Male 8,560
I like both Dogs and Cats.

I prefer dogs, but our schedules and small yard warrents cats.

The difference between a dog and a cat?
A dog thinks he`s human.
A cat KNOWS he`s God.
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Female 1,515
I feed my cats at night to prevent the morning wake up. Works wonders :) Actually, my cat crawls under the covers with me around that time. Also: one of my cats actually greets me at the door when I come home xD But the puppy is always more enthusiastic haha
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Male 4,593
Why thank you for that impressive introduction, MrOrange. Might I also mention that you are absolutely right about why dogs are awesome, my friend.

The only thing a cat is good for (after using it to warm my dink in the winter - kind of like a hand muff) is to keep me sharp in the event of the zombie apocalypse. I practice killing those zombies by using the feral cats I find roaming the neighborhood. The neighbors love it. It`s a win-win.

Not only that, but...

Cats = Suck
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Female 2,761
My cat turns into a birthing cow at about 4 am.
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Male 40,772
Cat at 6:00 AM = "Toes Up Da Nose"
I had a kitty (Tiger) who`d do this a lot. I finally had to banish him from the bedroom.

@pinkminx22: She does it because it`s "a fun game". You have to make it NOT fun by throwing water on her repeatedly if she enters the shower. Also: trim her claws! Unless she has a reason for them? They`re just as useful blunt and far less damaging to humans and furniture...
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Female 2,415
Okay, some cats ARE non-nice individuals, though.
I`d still rather have a cat than a retarded dog.
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Female 2,415
Dogs have owners, cats have friends.
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Male 2,419
Dog`s will alway`s win for three simple reasons:

1: they will defend your property.
2: they will defend your loved ones.
3: they will defend you.

and that is besides becomming a member of your family, loving you, cheering you up. making sure you get excersize, and all those myriads of reasons Dogs rule.

and what do cats do? You tell `em pmarren..

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Female 1,247
@gerry well in that case I`m not even her servant, I`m her scratching post that she takes her aggression out on. A servant would at least be a step up from where I`m at now.
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Male 7,774
kitteh`s for me ;)
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Male 39,955

@ Pinkminx - dogs have owners. Cats have servants.
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Female 1,247
My kitty meanly attacks me every time I step into the shower. One day she got clocked on the top of her head with a wet soapy rag for drawing blood on the back of my leg while I was actually in the shower,and before anyone accuses me of being mean.....She starts it, she always starts it...She is mean to me, and I`m the one in the household that makes sure she has a clean litter box,fresh water and food everyday. I think I might be a battered owner :(
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Male 39,955

Dogs may be morons, but they`re good natured morons.
Cats are ass holes
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Female 1,539
I still love that video of the cat catching the mocking bird. Mocking birds are a*sholes.
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Male 15,271
"Why? ... Because F*** YOU! That`s why"

looool
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Male 1,377
carmium that`s Colonel Meow:



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Female 6,381
Two things: My kitty runs down the hall from the living room and chirps at me whenever I arrive home, and what the HELL is that creature masquerading as a "kitty friend"?!
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Female 8,043
Link: 28 Funny Photos Of Cats Vs Dogs [Pic] [Rate Link] - They both have four legs, but that`s where the similarities between cats and dogs stop. Who wins the war? We do!
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