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Date: 05/06/13 06:31 PM

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 6, 2013 at 6:08 pm
    Link: 16 Quotes & Words Of Wisdom - A wise man once said, `The best things in life are free`. I guess he wasn`t a member on I-A-B.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36690 posts
    May 6, 2013 at 7:04 pm

    That last one`s true.
    Here`s a couple more.




    No one remembers what you said.
    No one remembers what you did.
    Everyone remembers how you made them feel.
    - Maya Angelou


    TANSTAAFL: There Aint No Such Thing As A Free Lunch.
    - Lazurus Long




    Sex is like Chinese food: It aint over till you both get your cookies.
    - Alec Baldwin



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    WhoSaidWhat Male 30-39
    316 posts
    May 6, 2013 at 7:20 pm
    Be careful of the toes you step on today; they may be attached to the a$$ you have to kiss tomorrow.
    -unknown


    Bad advise is like Mexican food; what you get today, may come back to burn your a$$ tomorrow.
    -unknown


    If at first you don`t succeed, have another beer, then try again. Repeat until successful, or you no longer give a s#!t.
    -me
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    Shelworth Male 50-59
    385 posts
    May 6, 2013 at 7:49 pm
    "Never slap a man who chews tobacco" and "never loan a bald man your comb".
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    El_Chinche Male 18-29
    546 posts
    May 6, 2013 at 8:13 pm
    On the moon nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with moon rocks.

    -Err
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    El_Chinche Male 18-29
    546 posts
    May 6, 2013 at 8:14 pm
    If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.

    -Patton Oswald
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36690 posts
    May 6, 2013 at 8:18 pm

    You don`t tug on Superman`s cape.
    You don`t spit into the wind.
    You don`t pull the mask of the ole Lone Ranger
    and you don`t mess around with Kitteh9lives.

    - Me
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32825 posts
    May 6, 2013 at 8:25 pm
    No will but thy will
    No law but the laws you make.

    - 5Cats

    (not kidding!)

    (I thought it up myself, if ANYONE said it before? I`ve not been able to find it. If someone did say it? I`ll be VERY happy! Because it`s vaguely disturbing...)
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    El_Chinche Male 18-29
    546 posts
    May 6, 2013 at 8:25 pm
    You can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time.

    -Tobias Funke
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3243 posts
    May 6, 2013 at 8:29 pm
    "I am Error" ~ Error
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32825 posts
    May 6, 2013 at 8:29 pm
    @Gerry1: That`s Jim Croce You NERD! I was a huge fan of the "Sonny and Cher Show" and he was a regular...
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32825 posts
    May 6, 2013 at 8:32 pm
    "I yam what I yam and that`s all what I yam."

    -Popeye

    (Immortal words of wisdom! Popeye is THE man!)

    WikiQuote! It`s even better than Wikipedia!!
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    El_Chinche Male 18-29
    546 posts
    May 6, 2013 at 8:37 pm
    You can lie, but your boner can`t.

    -Archer
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    May 6, 2013 at 8:37 pm
    "Forget the ones that forget you." _ probably the most difficult advice to master in the list.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36690 posts
    May 6, 2013 at 9:18 pm

    @ 5CAts - Croce never sang about Kitteh.
    I paraphrased.



    Boldly go where no man has gone before.
    - James Tiberius Kirk
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 6, 2013 at 9:26 pm
    "If you loan someone $100, and you never see them again, it was money well spent."
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    May 6, 2013 at 9:34 pm
    Two of my favorite quotes, and, yes, I am an avid reader:
    "The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them." -Mark Twain
    "Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body." -Joseph Addison
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    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
    1092 posts
    May 6, 2013 at 10:29 pm
    I like the " Don`t confuse education with intellegence " I have met a few educated idiots in my day.
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    Hopefulbliss Male 18-29
    25 posts
    May 6, 2013 at 10:32 pm
    Some of my favorite quotes come from an old anime called Outlaw Star that I grew up with. Scoff if you will at that statement, but it is beautifully written, and impacted my sense of wonder as a child.

    "A boy has the right to dream." -Outlaw Star

    (Please feel free to change boy to girl, or person etc. The overall statement has little to do with gender, I think they just worded it this way because of its target audience.)
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    May 6, 2013 at 11:26 pm
    Don`t Dream It, Be It.

    --Frank N. Furter, Rocky Horror Picture Show
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    ppodgajci Male 18-29
    17 posts
    May 6, 2013 at 11:30 pm
    My favourite from an unknown author:

    "Everyone is happy, if they`re not, it`s their own fault"
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    Sleepyhallow Male 50-59
    1983 posts
    May 6, 2013 at 11:38 pm
    Get a shot off fast. This upsets him long enough to let you make your second shot perfect.

    You live and learn or you don’t live long.

    Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.

    Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily. All other sins are invented nonsense. (Hurting yourself is not sinful-just stupid.)

    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects!

    Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a God superior to themselves. Most Gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child.

    ~ Robert A. Heinlein
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 7, 2013 at 12:41 am
    "F*ck it, you`re going to die someday. Until then, shut up and have another beer"

    - Davymid, 2013.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 7, 2013 at 12:51 am
    Oh, and one last one before I sign off for the night, my personal mantra which has served me well over all these years:

    It`s better to regret something you did, than something you didn`t do.
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    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    May 7, 2013 at 12:57 am
    I like this one;

    Have more than you show & but speak less than you know.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    May 7, 2013 at 1:09 am
    "Know where you are, who you are and where you`re going." ~ Yoda
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    May 7, 2013 at 1:13 am
    "You can`t un-ring a bell."
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    May 7, 2013 at 1:13 am
    "There`s no glory without sacrifice."
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    May 7, 2013 at 1:14 am
    "You can`t shine $hit."
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    May 7, 2013 at 1:22 am
    `Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.`

    this is a bad one

    Pedos use that line
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    May 7, 2013 at 1:24 am
    You cant plait poo

    If you are down shi t creek without a paddle
    swim

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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    May 7, 2013 at 1:26 am
    I`ll pass on the "be a man," but otherwise cool.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    May 7, 2013 at 1:27 am
    Id rather torch my testicles than stroke a cat
    - pmarren
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    SnoopyBG Male 18-29
    653 posts
    May 7, 2013 at 1:27 am
    "Don`t write checks your ass can`t cash!"
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    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    May 7, 2013 at 4:21 am
    "Quoting others does not make you profound, create your own ideology to swear by." - Me

    And mine for myself...

    "Rough waters smoothes rough stones, and smooth stones skim still waters."
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    May 7, 2013 at 5:20 am
    Farts follow you around- it`s best to keep walking.
  37. Profile photo of SnoopyBG
    SnoopyBG Male 18-29
    653 posts
    May 7, 2013 at 5:38 am
    "Don`t ever trust a fart!"
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36690 posts
    May 7, 2013 at 6:20 am

    Don`t through out the spilled milk in glass houses.
    - Me
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36690 posts
    May 7, 2013 at 6:20 am

    "Stop existing"
    - Old Ollie
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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    May 7, 2013 at 6:21 am
    ferdyfred, that`s a pretty good one, however mine would be; "Never throw away a perfectly good kitten. Use it as a dick-warmer until it goes cold"

    - pmarren
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    May 7, 2013 at 7:24 am
    Big-Assed Sign: "Be a MAN!!!"
    Cute Little Girl: * has big-assed beard, lips poked out, arm akimbo *
    *little girl skips away...*
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    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    May 7, 2013 at 8:28 am
    It is best to keep quiet and have someone think you are stupid, than to speak and prove it so.
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    AvatarJohn Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    May 7, 2013 at 10:20 am
    3, 11 and 15 must be from some right-wing nutjob.

    Obamafied:
    Everyone knows that you can`t be more than you are (which is why government has to take care of you), that intelligence is measured by the number of letters after your name, and that you can`t make things happen (again, because only government can make things happen).
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    Adcro Male 18-29
    369 posts
    May 7, 2013 at 1:57 pm
    "Mind that bus, what bus, splat"
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    Jowsh Male 18-29
    1237 posts
    May 7, 2013 at 2:39 pm
    trying to think how the dr zeuss quote relates to me and my mildly embarrassing mildly racist friend. mild
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    May 7, 2013 at 3:51 pm
    pmarren

    ferdyfred, that`s a pretty good one, however mine would be; "Never throw away a perfectly good kitten. Use it as a dick-warmer until it goes cold"
    --------
    now that made me laugh out loud !!


    - pmarren

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