16 Quotes & Words Of Wisdom [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Misc































A wise man once said, "The best things in life are free". I guess he wasn"t a member on I-A-B.
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Male 13,630
pmarren

ferdyfred, that`s a pretty good one, however mine would be; "Never throw away a perfectly good kitten. Use it as a dick-warmer until it goes cold"
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now that made me laugh out loud !!


- pmarren
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Male 1,237
trying to think how the dr zeuss quote relates to me and my mildly embarrassing mildly racist friend. mild
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Male 369
"Mind that bus, what bus, splat"
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Male 1,059
3, 11 and 15 must be from some right-wing nutjob.

Obamafied:
Everyone knows that you can`t be more than you are (which is why government has to take care of you), that intelligence is measured by the number of letters after your name, and that you can`t make things happen (again, because only government can make things happen).
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Male 1,016
It is best to keep quiet and have someone think you are stupid, than to speak and prove it so.
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Male 5,626
Big-Assed Sign: "Be a MAN!!!"
Cute Little Girl: * has big-assed beard, lips poked out, arm akimbo *
*little girl skips away...*
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Male 4,593
ferdyfred, that`s a pretty good one, however mine would be; "Never throw away a perfectly good kitten. Use it as a dick-warmer until it goes cold"

- pmarren
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Male 39,880

"Stop existing"
- Old Ollie
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Male 39,880

Don`t through out the spilled milk in glass houses.
- Me
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Male 685
"Don`t ever trust a fart!"
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Female 2,761
Farts follow you around- it`s best to keep walking.
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Male 1,442
"Quoting others does not make you profound, create your own ideology to swear by." - Me

And mine for myself...

"Rough waters smoothes rough stones, and smooth stones skim still waters."
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Male 685
"Don`t write checks your ass can`t cash!"
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Male 13,630
Id rather torch my testicles than stroke a cat
- pmarren
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Female 6,381
I`ll pass on the "be a man," but otherwise cool.
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Male 13,630
You cant plait poo

If you are down shi t creek without a paddle
swim

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Male 13,630
`Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.`

this is a bad one

Pedos use that line
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Male 3,477
"You can`t shine $hit."
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Male 3,477
"There`s no glory without sacrifice."
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Male 3,477
"You can`t un-ring a bell."
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Male 3,477
"Know where you are, who you are and where you`re going." ~ Yoda
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Female 856
I like this one;

Have more than you show & but speak less than you know.
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Male 12,138
Oh, and one last one before I sign off for the night, my personal mantra which has served me well over all these years:

It`s better to regret something you did, than something you didn`t do.
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Male 12,138
"F*ck it, you`re going to die someday. Until then, shut up and have another beer"

- Davymid, 2013.
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Male 1,983
Get a shot off fast. This upsets him long enough to let you make your second shot perfect.

You live and learn or you don’t live long.

Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.

Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily. All other sins are invented nonsense. (Hurting yourself is not sinful-just stupid.)

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects!

Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a God superior to themselves. Most Gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child.

~ Robert A. Heinlein [as Lazerus Long]
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Male 17
My favourite from an unknown author:

"Everyone is happy, if they`re not, it`s their own fault"
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Female 4,084
Don`t Dream It, Be It.

--Frank N. Furter, Rocky Horror Picture Show
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Male 25
Some of my favorite quotes come from an old anime called Outlaw Star that I grew up with. Scoff if you will at that statement, but it is beautifully written, and impacted my sense of wonder as a child.

"A boy has the right to dream." -Outlaw Star

(Please feel free to change boy to girl, or person etc. The overall statement has little to do with gender, I think they just worded it this way because of its target audience.)
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Female 1,242
I like the " Don`t confuse education with intellegence " I have met a few educated idiots in my day.
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Female 4,447
Two of my favorite quotes, and, yes, I am an avid reader:
"The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them." -Mark Twain
"Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body." -Joseph Addison
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Male 15,832
"If you loan someone $100, and you never see them again, it was money well spent."
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Male 39,880

@ 5CAts - Croce never sang about Kitteh.
I paraphrased.



Boldly go where no man has gone before.
- James Tiberius Kirk
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Male 2,548
"Forget the ones that forget you." _ probably the most difficult advice to master in the list.
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Male 546
You can lie, but your boner can`t.

-Archer
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Male 40,728
"I yam what I yam and that`s all what I yam."

-Popeye

(Immortal words of wisdom! Popeye is THE man!)

WikiQuote! It`s even better than Wikipedia!!
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Male 40,728
@Gerry1: That`s Jim Croce You NERD! I was a huge fan of the "Sonny and Cher Show" and he was a regular...
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Male 3,643
"I am Error" ~ Error
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Male 546
You can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time.

-Tobias Funke
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Male 40,728
No will but thy will
No law but the laws you make.

- 5Cats

(not kidding!)

(I thought it up myself, if ANYONE said it before? I`ve not been able to find it. If someone did say it? I`ll be VERY happy! Because it`s vaguely disturbing...)
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Male 39,880

You don`t tug on Superman`s cape.
You don`t spit into the wind.
You don`t pull the mask of the ole Lone Ranger
and you don`t mess around with Kitteh9lives.

- Me
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Male 546
If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.

-Patton Oswald
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Male 546
On the moon nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with moon rocks.

-Err
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Male 501
"Never slap a man who chews tobacco" and "never loan a bald man your comb".
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Male 1,798
Be careful of the toes you step on today; they may be attached to the a$$ you have to kiss tomorrow.
-unknown


Bad advise is like Mexican food; what you get today, may come back to burn your a$$ tomorrow.
-unknown


If at first you don`t succeed, have another beer, then try again. Repeat until successful, or you no longer give a s#!t.
-me
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Male 39,880

That last one`s true.
Here`s a couple more.




No one remembers what you said.
No one remembers what you did.
Everyone remembers how you made them feel.
- Maya Angelou


TANSTAAFL: There Aint No Such Thing As A Free Lunch.
- Lazurus Long




Sex is like Chinese food: It aint over till you both get your cookies.
- Alec Baldwin



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Female 8,043
Link: 16 Quotes & Words Of Wisdom [Pic] [Rate Link] - A wise man once said, `The best things in life are free`. I guess he wasn`t a member on I-A-B.
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