Name: Samantha Jones
LESSON: Haters To The Left
(Sex And The City)
Occupation: Public Relations Consultant
Slut Status: Samantha may have been the oldest of the Sex and The City quartet but that didn”t stop her from getting laid anywhere, anytime and with anyone.
Name: Paris Hilton
LESSON: Always Know The Right Thing To Say
Occupation: Celebrity / Reality TV Star
Slut Status: Most notably “famous for being famous,”
Paris came to fame after the release of her sex tape, “One Night In Paris.”
Name: Chelsea Handler
LESSON: Juice Is To Vodka As Jelly Is To Peanut Butter
Occupation: Writer / Talk Show Host / Comedian / Slut
Slut Status: Chelsea is a funny lady who likes to bone. Her memoir “My Horizontal Life” chronicled her sex life and was a New York Times Bestseller.
Name: James Bond
LESSON: Even Sluts Need Hobbies.
Slut Status: C”mon. The famous spy 007 is known for his debonair looks and reputation as a ladies man.
Name: Hugh Hefner
LESSON: Follow You Dreams, Even If They Are Just Between The Sheets
Occupation: Playboy Founder / Genius
Slut Status: He founded Playboy. Enough said.
Name: Charlie Sheen
LESSON: Love Thyself. Win.
Occupation: Crazy Person / Actor
Slut Status: The fallen star lives in a house full of prostitutes.
Name: Regina George
LESSON: Compliment Your Friends. Even If You Don”t Mean It.
Occupation: Queen Bee
Slut Status: She was only half a virgin when she met Aaron Samuels but after breaking up and getting back together, she cheated on him with Shane Oman.
Name: Tyrion Lannister
LESSON: You Better Own It . . . Whatever “It” Is
(Game of Thrones)
Occupation: Former Hand Of The King
Slut Status: The tiniest of the Lannister family also happens to be the most clever and the most slutty. Tyrion is known to hang around the brothels, winning the harlots over with his large brain and large endowments . . .
Name: Gabrielle Solis
LESSON: There Is Wisdom In Sluthood.
Occupation: Housewife of a desperate nature
Slut Status: When her husband began to neglect her she started having an affair with her teenage gardener.
Name: Marilyn Monroe
LESSON: Daytime Is For Working. Nighttime Is For Everything Else.
Occupation: Actress / Fierce Lady
Slut Status: The iconic actress may have played ditzy blonds onscreen but was highly intelligent off. Still, she was known for her slew of famous boyfriends and affair with President John F. Kennedy.
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