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Date: 04/21/13 10:23 AM

52 Responses to Why Are Atheists So Stupid?

  1. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    April 21, 2013 at 10:23 am
    Link: Why Are Atheists So Stupid? - A christian explains how to speak to dim-witted atheists.
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
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    April 21, 2013 at 10:40 am
    Well, obviously! QED! ;-)
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    incubus_inc Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2013 at 10:43 am
    Speaking of revisiting trololo.
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    schuey63 Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2013 at 10:46 am
    "You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks like He rushed it." - Bill Hicks
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    gymcoach29 Male 30-39
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    April 21, 2013 at 10:53 am
    This guy is obviously mentally challenged therefore making fun of him would be inappropriate.
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    wko Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2013 at 10:55 am
    Was i the only one who saw a penis in the dichotomy?
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    Byfield Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2013 at 10:56 am
    This is an excellent troll. A bit obvious at the start.
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    liberkaos Male 30-39
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    April 21, 2013 at 11:03 am
    Excellent trolling indeed.
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    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2013 at 11:03 am
    I smelled a rat right from the start when he said "There`s no answer to it". The diagram went too obvious, so not a great troll. Trolls have to be convincing or annoying!
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    carmium Female 50-59
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    April 21, 2013 at 11:08 am
    Gymcoach & wko: Hell-o! This was send-up. You were supposed to see a wang, wko; you`re not alone.
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    paperduck Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2013 at 11:09 am
    Isn`t it obvious that this guy is an atheist trolling Christians?
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    LordJim Male 60-69
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    April 21, 2013 at 11:13 am
    Obvious Poe.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
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    April 21, 2013 at 11:22 am
    ...and not a very good one. Edward Current is a bit better.
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    FeelTheRide Female 18-29
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    April 21, 2013 at 11:34 am
    lol
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    April 21, 2013 at 11:39 am
    Are those his real eyebrows, or is that part of the troll?
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    Sistarose Female 30-39
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    April 21, 2013 at 11:39 am
    The eyebrows, the eyebrows they hypnotise me so, hmm what was he saying again?
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
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    April 21, 2013 at 12:39 pm
    I think that is a tailored/manicured monobrow:
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    paco664 Male 40-49
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    April 21, 2013 at 12:49 pm
    he draws a oblong circle.... then at :56 says "what the f uck are you doing"....... then several more f bombs....

    great job there christian...

    nice brows also...
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2013 at 12:57 pm
    Yes, Christianity is a Penis.
  20. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    April 21, 2013 at 1:15 pm

    I thought he was kinda cute. Brows and all.

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    mar95789 Female 18-29
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    April 21, 2013 at 1:19 pm
    This is the stupid.
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    mar95789 Female 18-29
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    April 21, 2013 at 1:22 pm
    A true atheist could care less about what you believe. Just stop making laws based on your religious beliefs.
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    Naitsirhc88 Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2013 at 1:22 pm
    The question is is this guy a dumb christian or an a-hole atheist?
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
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    April 21, 2013 at 2:21 pm

    That`s like QED right there. What does QED stand for?

    Unicorns = QED
    That`s good irony.
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
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    April 21, 2013 at 2:34 pm
    so. painful.
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    Huey Male 30-39
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    April 21, 2013 at 2:49 pm
    This fella is right up there with Kirk Cameron & his banana argument. He`s not helping the Christian cause either. And the phrase is "couldn`t care less" not "could care less". smh
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    TheGuySmiley Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2013 at 2:56 pm
    You just need to read the comment on the video at YT where it says: "No, I am not a Christian. I didn`t want to have to say that, but even I can`t carry sarcasm for very long". So yeah, i guess it shows a bit of the stupidity.
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    godthaab Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2013 at 3:46 pm
    qed - quad erat demonstratum
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
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    April 21, 2013 at 3:53 pm
    If you can watch this video and not figure out this guy is joking then you probably are gullible enough to believe in two of every animal living on a boat for a month, people turning to salt, and zombie saviors.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    April 21, 2013 at 4:01 pm

    This guy, sarcastic or serious, does not sound any more or less idiotic than the real thing. Like a Christian I knew who asked me "If Jesus wasn`t the son of God then how could he change the water in to wine!" with a satisfied "AH HA!" look on his face as though he`d really tripped me up with his logic.

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    jbwhite Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2013 at 4:48 pm
    @holygod or 7 of every animal.. cause the bible says two different things... go figure. it`s like it was made up..

    no disrespect holygod... but man wrote that poo
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    optimusdrone Male 30-39
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    April 21, 2013 at 5:07 pm
    He drew a penis.. mwahahahaha..
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
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    April 21, 2013 at 5:40 pm
    Can anyone be more simple minded than those that believe in something that has NO proof. An old man who`s angry all the time and hates us and loves us all in the same breath. And they must try to please it constantly especially one day of the week. Idiots !!!
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    TheGuySmiley Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2013 at 5:49 pm
    soundman655: joke`s on you
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
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    April 21, 2013 at 7:00 pm
    ok, there is no way that is serious, he draw a penis ffs.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
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    April 21, 2013 at 7:09 pm
    TheGuySmiley

    You constantly besmirch these threads with your bigotry, blasphemy, and lies. Hopefully one day you will realize the truth and accept Zeus as your lord and savior before your soul is doomed to Hades.
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    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2013 at 7:39 pm
    People who bash religion without walking its path are like fat people who hate marathons. Just because you can`t see the benefit in something doesn`t mean that there is no benefit. It takes time and practice and patience to live a balanced life in this current world of cynical fascism.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
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    April 21, 2013 at 7:58 pm
    Agent00Smith

    "People who bash religion without walking its path are like fat people who hate marathons."

    Preach. Amen brother. Good to see another fellow Zeus worshiper in here with these heathens. Testify more about how Zeus has brought light into your life and filled the hole in your heart.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    April 21, 2013 at 8:22 pm
    I gave up on the obvious troll before the penis came out...

    ... had to go back and watch for it. :-O
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    Draculya Male 40-49
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    April 21, 2013 at 8:58 pm
    @Gerry "A christian explains how to speak to dim-witted atheists."

    It was at the point where he said this that I realised he`s an atheist trolling christians:

    "It`s just not a good question" LOLOL
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    Draculya Male 40-49
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    April 21, 2013 at 9:00 pm
    "People who bash religion without walking its path are like fat people who hate marathons."

    I think you find most people here who are atheists were once believers or raised in the tradition of belief. One day it dawned on them that it was just a pile of manipulative lies.
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    El_Chinche Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2013 at 9:41 pm
    @Agent00Smith
    Yo buddy! I`m an atheist who has walked several thousand miles your oppressive shoes (Also ran a marathon once, couldn`t move for nearly three days afterward, story for another day) You see I came from a very religious family, in fact my aunt was the pastor at our church. Name any christian cliché or stereotype, chances are I embraced them. Any way, I can tell you now that all religious institutions are a sham. Christianity in particular deserves mockery and open ridicule until it leaves the stone age.
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    Sleepyhallow Male 50-59
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    April 21, 2013 at 11:27 pm
    I love when these morons use the "God of the Gaps" argument .
    The ONLY thing you prove is that your "God" is an ever diminishing sphere of scientific ignorance.

    Btw, why is his explanation of Christianity a drawing of a penis?

    Was this cleverly disguised satire to make Christians look like raging imbeciles?
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    spanz Male 50-59
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    April 22, 2013 at 12:17 am
    Oh, wow man!
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    SpermNinja81 Male 30-39
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    April 22, 2013 at 5:56 am
    I thought this was legit until he drew the nob, lol. well played.
  46. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    April 22, 2013 at 6:45 am

    "People who bash religion without walking its path are like fat people who hate marathons"
    Illogical. You could say the same thing about the Nazi Party. You don`t really know until you join them.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32794 posts
    April 22, 2013 at 7:28 am
    "Don`t be stupid!
    Be a smarty!
    Come and join
    The Nazi Party!"
    - Springtime For Hitler

    (yes, it`s a parody of epic proportions!)
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    April 22, 2013 at 7:43 am

    "People who bash religion without walking its path are like fat people who hate marathons"
    You don`t have to be a chicken to know a bad egg.
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    Saunder Male 30-39
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    April 22, 2013 at 7:56 am
    Faith is a 100% spiritual exercise and can henceforth not be shared, compared, exercised or explained. You may think praying is an act of faith, but it`s really like talking to your cat or yelling in traffic to no one in particular.

    Church also has nothing to do with Faith. We call all these acts the result of socialisation. Which is part of social science. Which is science and not faith.
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    broizfam Male 60-69
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    April 22, 2013 at 5:49 pm
    Okay. Now my brain hurts from listening to this complete and utter moron. Atheists are people who don`t believe in Jesus Christ? I guess that means Jews and Muslims must be atheists. And was that a penis he drew to explain Christianity, or is that just his contribution?
    @HolyGod: I hope you`re right & it`s a joke, but, you know, there really are people that stupid in the world!
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    broizfam Male 60-69
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    April 22, 2013 at 5:50 pm
    @5Cats
    I always did love Mel Brooks!
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    busdrivertm Male 30-39
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    April 22, 2013 at 11:56 pm
    a boob in the first pic and penis... on the 2nd pic. lol

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