Why Are Atheists So Stupid?

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 4 years ago in Science

A christian explains how to speak to dim-witted atheists.
There are 52 comments:
Male 192
a boob in the first pic and penis... on the 2nd pic. lol
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Male 6,077
@5Cats
I always did love Mel Brooks!
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Male 6,077
Okay. Now my brain hurts from listening to this complete and utter moron. Atheists are people who don`t believe in Jesus Christ? I guess that means Jews and Muslims must be atheists. And was that a penis he drew to explain Christianity, or is that just his contribution?
@HolyGod: I hope you`re right & it`s a joke, but, you know, there really are people that stupid in the world!
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Male 181
Faith is a 100% spiritual exercise and can henceforth not be shared, compared, exercised or explained. You may think praying is an act of faith, but it`s really like talking to your cat or yelling in traffic to no one in particular.

Church also has nothing to do with Faith. We call all these acts the result of socialisation. Which is part of social science. Which is science and not faith.
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Male 39,913

[quote]"People who bash religion without walking its path are like fat people who hate marathons" [/quote]
You don`t have to be a chicken to know a bad egg.
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Male 40,751
"Don`t be stupid!
Be a smarty!
Come and join
The Nazi Party!"
- Springtime For Hitler

(yes, it`s a parody of epic proportions!)
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Male 39,913

[quote]"People who bash religion without walking its path are like fat people who hate marathons" [/quote]
Illogical. You could say the same thing about the Nazi Party. You don`t really know until you join them.
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Male 459
I thought this was legit until he drew the nob, lol. well played.
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Male 1,413
Oh, wow man!
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Male 1,983
I love when these morons use the "God of the Gaps" argument [anything we don`t *currently* understand being attributed to the supernatural].
The ONLY thing you prove is that your "God" is an ever diminishing sphere of scientific ignorance.

Btw, why is his explanation of Christianity a drawing of a penis?

Was this cleverly disguised satire to make Christians look like raging imbeciles?
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Male 546
@Agent00Smith
Yo buddy! I`m an atheist who has walked several thousand miles your oppressive shoes (Also ran a marathon once, couldn`t move for nearly three days afterward, story for another day) You see I came from a very religious family, in fact my aunt was the pastor at our church. Name any christian cliché or stereotype, chances are I embraced them. Any way, I can tell you now that all religious institutions are a sham. Christianity in particular deserves mockery and open ridicule until it leaves the stone age.
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Male 15,262
"People who bash religion without walking its path are like fat people who hate marathons."

I think you find most people here who are atheists were once believers or raised in the tradition of belief. One day it dawned on them that it was just a pile of manipulative lies.
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Male 15,262
@Gerry "A christian explains how to speak to dim-witted atheists."

It was at the point where he said this that I realised he`s an atheist trolling christians:

"It`s just not a good question" LOLOL
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Male 40,751
I gave up on the obvious troll before the penis came out...

... had to go back and watch for it. :-O
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Male 9,762
Agent00Smith

"People who bash religion without walking its path are like fat people who hate marathons."

Preach. Amen brother. Good to see another fellow Zeus worshiper in here with these heathens. Testify more about how Zeus has brought light into your life and filled the hole in your heart.
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Male 2,579
People who bash religion without walking its path are like fat people who hate marathons. Just because you can`t see the benefit in something doesn`t mean that there is no benefit. It takes time and practice and patience to live a balanced life in this current world of cynical fascism.
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Male 9,762
TheGuySmiley

You constantly besmirch these threads with your bigotry, blasphemy, and lies. Hopefully one day you will realize the truth and accept Zeus as your lord and savior before your soul is doomed to Hades.
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Female 4,430
ok, there is no way that is serious, he draw a penis ffs.
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Male 1,243
soundman655: joke`s on you
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Male 1,558
Can anyone be more simple minded than those that believe in something that has NO proof. An old man who`s angry all the time and hates us and loves us all in the same breath. And they must try to please it constantly especially one day of the week. Idiots !!!
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Male 6
He drew a penis.. mwahahahaha..
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Male 1,292
@holygod or 7 of every animal.. cause the bible says two different things... go figure. it`s like it was made up..

no disrespect holygod... but man wrote that poo
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Male 39,913

This guy, sarcastic or serious, does not sound any more or less idiotic than the real thing. Like a Christian I knew who asked me "If Jesus wasn`t the son of God then how could he change the water in to wine!" with a satisfied "AH HA!" look on his face as though he`d really tripped me up with his logic.

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Male 9,762
If you can watch this video and not figure out this guy is joking then you probably are gullible enough to believe in two of every animal living on a boat for a month, people turning to salt, and zombie saviors.
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Male 220
qed - quad erat demonstratum
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Male 1,243
You just need to read the comment on the video at YT where it says: "No, I am not a Christian. I didn`t want to have to say that, but even I can`t carry sarcasm for very long". So yeah, i guess it shows a bit of the stupidity.
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Male 206
This fella is right up there with Kirk Cameron & his banana argument. He`s not helping the Christian cause either. And the phrase is "couldn`t care less" not "could care less". smh
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Female 3,001
so. painful.
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Male 4,891

[quote] That`s like QED right there. What does QED stand for? [/quote]

Unicorns = QED
That`s good irony.
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Male 394
The question is is this guy a dumb christian or an a-hole atheist?
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Female 193
A true atheist could care less about what you believe. Just stop making laws based on your religious beliefs.
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Female 193
This is the stupid.
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Male 39,913

I thought he was kinda cute. Brows and all.

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Male 1,931
Yes, Christianity is a Penis.
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Male 159
he draws a oblong circle.... then at :56 says "what the f uck are you doing"....... then several more f bombs....

great job there christian...

nice brows also...
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Male 5,872
I think that is a tailored/manicured monobrow:
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Female 373
The eyebrows, the eyebrows they hypnotise me so, hmm what was he saying again?
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Male 15,832
Are those his real eyebrows, or is that part of the troll?
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Female 515
lol
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Male 7,123
...and not a very good one. Edward Current is a bit better.
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Male 7,123
Obvious Poe.
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Male 1,745
Isn`t it obvious that this guy is an atheist trolling Christians?
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Female 6,381
Gymcoach & wko: Hell-o! This was send-up. You were supposed to see a wang, wko; you`re not alone.
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Male 1,442
I smelled a rat right from the start when he said "There`s no answer to it". The diagram went too obvious, so not a great troll. Trolls have to be convincing or annoying!
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Male 156
Excellent trolling indeed.
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Male 464
This is an excellent troll. A bit obvious at the start.
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Male 554
Was i the only one who saw a penis in the dichotomy?
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Male 363
This guy is obviously mentally challenged therefore making fun of him would be inappropriate.
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Male 179
"You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks like He rushed it." - Bill Hicks
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Male 977
Speaking of revisiting trololo.
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Male 4,431
Well, obviously! QED! ;-)
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Male 39,913
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