What Kind of Beer Drinker are You? [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Misc

From the straight out hater to the adventurous explorer, are you on here?
There are 39 comments:
Female 258
Snob here, bordering on Explorer.
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Male 509
Beer hater. I`m a cider drinker. Maybe roostertails or shots if I`m out, which is a rare occasion.
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Male 155
I`d have to say I`m with RobSwindol; I personally prefer a full-bodied, crafted amber.
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Male 3,364
Egalitarian.
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Female 2,764
I`m the beer hater
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Female 2,764
They don`t have the alcoholic. The "Bro" doesn`t quite fill that.
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Male 101
I`m a bro woot.
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Male 2,521
I`m a Snop/Loyalist/Explorer.

Snob in that I will not drink shyte beer.

Loyalist, because I always start with (coincidentally) a Sam Adams.

Explorer, because I love trying new beer.
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Male 13,624
bro !
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Male 198
Eh, I`m a loyalist/explorer. There`s several I`ll drink, but if those aren`t available, I`ll pass. Unless there`s something I`ve not tried.
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Male 109
im totally a bro.
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Male 11,740
I am a beer snob and I`ll gladly tell that to everyone. I am an explorer sometimes, but when there isn`t something new and interesting I`ll stick to being a snob. You think Guinness is garbage? F you, you`re a moron.
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Male 1,586
I think I`m a snobby explorer and I`m perfectly alright with that. I love to try new beers and I prefer microbrews. They put a lot of pride and love into their product. I just got tickets for the first tasting of the season in two weeks and I`m so excited.
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Male 2,711
@Agent00Smith:
"Saying that drinking beer has anything to do with NOT getting intoxicated is exactly like saying smoking a few hits off a joint is therapy."

If I`m reading your awkward sentence correctly, it might just be one of the stupidest things I`ve ever read. Are you trying to say that no one EVER drinks beer without intending to get drunk? AND that no one EVER smokes weed just for therapy? Really?
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Male 2,841
Candy is delicious, beer is not.
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Male 37,675
[quote]Wow, bring up the topic of beer and you really see how many Canadians are on IAB![/quote]
LOLZ! @whirlygirl! We`re like sharks that smell blood...
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Male 2,579
@ruthless1990
Saying that drinking beer has anything to do with NOT getting intoxicated is exactly like saying smoking a few hits off a joint is therapy.
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Female 232
Wow, bring up the topic of beer and you really see how many Canadians are on IAB!
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Male 358
I brew my own beer.
I`ve got my recipe perfected so it turns out exactly the way I like it all the time.Most of my friends like it, some don`t.But there`s a few who love it and can`t wait to come over and have some.
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Male 369
Beer hater. Easy.
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Female 3,001
@patchouli
No one here is judging your pot smoking, but let`s not judge the beer drinking, its not all about getting drunk you know :) one with a pizza on a cold day or one with a barbequed burger on a hot day makes for a great meal.
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Male 37,675
I`m a cross between "Bro" and "Explorer" :-)

@patchouly: Unibroue Brewery! That`s seriously "world class" stuff and made right here in Canada! But now owned by the Japanese... lolz!
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Male 1,429
Alexander Keith`s is the regular for me. but when it`s draft in pitchers (and they don`t have Keith`s) I take whatever is on tap. Though I always get a shot of tequila as well.

Never woke up with a hangover, and I`m a "fun drunk." I`m actually more outgoing and bouncy after a few drinks. Less prone to anger than when I`m sober - go figure.
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Female 1,803
They forgot the Cheapster: "oh, you`re buying a pitcher? Sure, I`ll have a glass of that (instead of buying my own drink)" or the Phobic: "This bar looks sketchy. I think I`ll stick with something that comes pre-packaged."
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Female 6,381
I`ve never been much of a beer drinker, but have been pleasantly surprised by some of the darker ales put out by small breweries around here. They`re actually pretty good, and being Canadian, have a respectable amount of alcohol in them.
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Male 3,436
@taylor stone are you really really fat or something? cause everyone has at least one hang over in their life unless theres something wrong with them.
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Male 38,455

Whatever the chart calls it, I`m a cheep drunk.
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Male 2,688
@patchouly

If you`re getting hangovers, you`re not a pro, or you`re drinking cheap skunk piss that is loaded with impurities... I`ve never had a hangover in my life, mostly due to genetics, but also because I drink better quality stuff.
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Male 1,341
Budweiser is what I normally drink, because I`m too cheap to buy any real beer. On occasion I`ll treat myself, but I drink too much to afford the good stuff all the time.
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Male 4,746
Oh, and there is no good domestic beer. You need to go "across the pond" before you`ll see a good beer. I guess that makes me a snob...
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Male 4,746
It`s amazing to me how drinking is celebrated and revered (ie. the more you can drink, the better a person you are), yet these same people frown on pot. I`ll tell you one thing, I`d rather hang out with a stoned guy than a drunk guy and I`d certainly rather be stoned than drunk. On top of that, there`s the whole "next morning thing", where you wake up with a hangover, swearing you`ll never drink again and I wake up and make some breakfast.
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Male 2,085
I used to consider myself an explorer until I started seeing stout made with oatmeal or milk and beer made with beets.
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Female 3,001
I`m an egalitarian, apparently.
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Male 2,549
Well, I`m a snob.
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Male 12,138
I`m a subset of snob, the "Irish Snob".

"Why yes, my good North American Barkeep, I would indeed like a beer. A Guinness, naturally. Look, I don`t mind paying for it, but would you be terribly offended if I came back there and poured it myself?"
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Male 181
i`d rather drink candy than piss, c`mon now.
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Male 2,688
Im a mix of Snob, Loyalist, and Egalitarian... I have my specific favorites, particularly microbrews, and I drink different types during different seasons or with different meals. Budweiser/Coors/Miller, or any of the other mass produced skunk piss are not even allowed in my house.
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Male 5,078
I am between egalitarian and explorer.
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Female 8,044
Link: What Kind of Beer Drinker are You? [Pic] [Rate Link] - From the straight out hater to the adventurous explorer, are you on here?
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