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Date: 04/11/13 07:34 AM

52 Responses to `We Are Ready To Remove USA From Earth Forever!`

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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    April 11, 2013 at 7:35 am
    Link: `We Are Ready To Remove USA From Earth Forever!` - Try not to snot when you laugh.
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    djwajda Male 40-49
    885 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 7:49 am
    Ok you warned about snot but you didn`t say anything about almost spitting out my coffee.
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    Mikeoxsbiggg Male 30-39
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    April 11, 2013 at 7:50 am
    Backpack nukes... those exist now?
    Some of the more ornate camo looks like aquarium plants. They got that going for them.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    April 11, 2013 at 7:59 am
    Is that a friggen Lewis Gun?!?!?! BWUAHAHAHAHAAA! They really have no idea what kind of weapons we have do they?
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    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
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    April 11, 2013 at 8:01 am
    So...where is this video from? Because it is obviously a satire.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 8:02 am
    I happened to watch a documentary last night based on the experiences of a man who was *born* in one of the NK labor camps, the offspring of two prisoners. It contained not only his own history, but also statements made by escaped guards and it was shocking. I was not aware of just how bad it is there.

    Some examples: Children as young as six-years-old are forced to work in the labor camp coal mines; sexual abuse of the female prisoners is part of the routine; children are forced to attend public executions, including executions of their own family members; guards are allowed to kill any prisoners of their choosing on a whim; women who have been impregnated by guards are typically executed on a made-up charge; a typical charge that can result in public execution: Not working with sufficient enthusiasm.

    This society is an absolute nightmare.
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    bophus Male 30-39
    472 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 8:03 am
    The guy talking about "Backpack nukes"...does he realize that he is carrying hay, not a nuke?

    @1:54 watch the guy pull the trigger and nothing happens, lol.

    I cant wait for this war. It is going to be the funniest thing ever. I imagine it would be like a Benny Hill war movie.
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    bophus Male 30-39
    472 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 8:04 am
    also, the big red stars on their hats should completely blend in to their natural surroundings.
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    sassy_pdx Female 18-29
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    April 11, 2013 at 8:07 am
    Click...click. DPRK please stop being sooo brainwashed so we don`t have to destroy you.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 8:10 am
    @McThstlpnts: Not sure if you`re serious or being witty there. ?
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 8:17 am
    <Yawn> Come back when you manage give your whole army a decent meal.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    April 11, 2013 at 8:18 am
    @Squrlz4Sale

    There`s a book written about one of them there are many camps. Escape from Camp 14.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 8:27 am
    [quote">Is that a friggen Lewis Gun[/quote">

    Most likely a Chinese knockoff. They even knockoff Kalashnikovs
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 8:40 am
    @McGovern1981: That book appears to be the basis for the documentary I watched: "Camp 14: Total Control Zone" (available for streaming from NetFlix). Thanks for the title; I`ll add it to my reading list.
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    stk5m Male 18-29
    322 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 8:41 am
    They can`t be serious. Trench warfare is the kind of thing that A-10 pilots have wet dreams over. The ducks are already lined up.
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2197 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 8:42 am
    Backpack nukes, lol.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    April 11, 2013 at 8:47 am
    They have a BIG army! But:
    -Their equipment is OLD! Older than Canada`s even! And we use stuff until it falls apart.
    -Their troops are UNTESTED which is a big minus.

    The biggest question is: Will the USA just repel the invasion or press North to overthrow the NK regime? If they do overthrow it, South Korea would gladly help their brothers, so that`s good.
    BUT would China want all those freedom loving Southerners on their border? Probably not...
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    spanz Male 50-59
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    April 11, 2013 at 8:59 am
    will someone please nuke this aholes
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2013 at 8:59 am
    Maybe they`re purposely trying to look weak, to get you to let your guard down :3
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    April 11, 2013 at 9:10 am

    Love the camouflage.
    It`s the only green thing in a brown field.
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    tedgp Male 30-39
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    April 11, 2013 at 9:14 am
    It;s a sympathizers group guys. Similar to the NRA or someone along those lines. They have no power, and no real motivation.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 9:18 am
    @Gerry: "Love the camouflage."

    Exactly. I can just hear the U.S. Marines now: "Well, to pick out your targets, just look for the bits of KELLY GREEN running back and forth across the field."
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 9:23 am
    @Tedgp: I`d say it`s even worse than that. Based on the documentary I watched last night, if that woman didn`t denounce the U.S. strongly enough in this propaganda footage, she could expect to be sent to a labor camp and spend the remainder of what would be a short life being raped by prison guards. Oh, and since crimes by individuals against the NK state are answerable by the entire family, she could expect her daughters would be going along with her.

    What this video is showcasing is equal parts brainwashing and fear.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 9:25 am
    I love all the bright green growies; there must be a Michaels store in North Korea!
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    thefatviking Male 18-29
    202 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 9:25 am
    Yes, they are going to defeat the most advanced army in the world using machineguns from 1928....
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    April 11, 2013 at 9:40 am
    At 1:47, the gun in the foreground is broken. Watch how buddy pulls the trigger and nothing happens.

    You`d think if you were going to make a propaganda video you`d avoid a clip where 25% OF THE GUNS IN THE F*CKING FRAME DON`T WORK.
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    Neoptolemos Male 30-39
    625 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 9:57 am
    I feel sorry for these guys. It`s either saying what the regime wants you to say, or rot away in a labour camp
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    RdDan Male 30-39
    759 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 10:19 am
    When i was 15 there was a small kid, 2 years junior to me that used to come up to me in the playground and tell me he was gonna beat me up.

    This happened for the entire year, the blank stares and rolled eyes from me not registering in his tiny little mind. Day after day he would come up to me, sometimes purple in the face with rage as he screamed insults and gave detailed descriptions of what he wished to do to me.

    On the last day of term i finally granted him his wish and stood there as he attempted to beat me up, his reach not extending above my chest. He roared with anger as he struck me on the torso again and again as he slowly came to realise he was not hurting me.

    He sank to his knees, sobbing his eyes out. I reached into my bag, producing a kitkat which i put down beside him and walked off home.
    Looking over my shoulder one last time i saw him eating the chocolate bar with a dazed expression on his face.

    Strange lad.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6638 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 10:27 am
    Poor bastards.
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    h4krChik Female 40-49
    86 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 10:28 am
    Their poo is so weak it looks like a joke.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 10:31 am
    The lame attempts at `leafy` camouflage nearly made me snort soda up my nose.

    NK wouldn`t stand a chance if they started a war.

    Davy: Yeah I notice the broken gun right off, as well as a few other things, like the lack of any body armor.
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    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 10:38 am
    You know what i find incredible about the military in general ? They invest in weapons, tanks and all that crap..and when it comes down to it..a 15 year old kid with a 500 dollars computer and wi-fi internet stoled from his neighbor can hack into the Pentagon or NASA or something like that.
    Moral :Stop training people to kill eachother and train crackers and hackers.
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    chicagojay Male 40-49
    2018 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 11:19 am
    It;s a sympathizers group guys. Similar to Code Pink or someone along those lines. They have no power, and no real motivation.
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    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
    809 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 11:31 am
    Are those WWII machine guns?
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
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    April 11, 2013 at 11:36 am
    "Are those WWII machine guns?"

    Wait until you see their Air Force HAHAHA!!!
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    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 12:58 pm
    We cannot fully understand the plight of these people without first walking in their shoes. War is a tool used by the elite to keep our spirit down. Don`t buy into bloodshed.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 1:12 pm
    Wow, Whodat. At first I thought that video of their-- "Air Force" doesn`t seem the right term, more like "Air Quaint"--was satire.

    I`m in a bit of a quandary as to what the U.S. should do. On the one hand, I abhor war. On the other hand, the Kim Il-Sung Dynasty has that poor country in such a nightmarish grip, I don`t think the people will ever be free of them unless a foreign power intercedes.

    Open to any and all ideas on this one.
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    antagonizer Male 18-29
    509 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 1:56 pm
    Looks like they figured out the missile problem with their "backpack" nukes.
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    Armus Male 30-39
    52 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 2:59 pm
    I wonder how many takes they had to film without laughing at one another.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 4:37 pm
    Backpack nukes.
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    Lillim Female 30-39
    269 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 5:22 pm
    1:46 - 1:56, watch the trigger finger of the front gun... obviously not working. Doesn`t exactly strike fear into my heart.
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    sarahjanae Female 30-39
    91 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 7:47 pm
    is it real or is it another black flag?
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    Tupinambis Male 18-29
    568 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 8:42 pm
    Why are there old grandmas in their army? The kitchen`s the other way.
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    Xprez Male 30-39
    676 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 8:42 pm
    I love how a 27-29 year old snot-nosed punk, is a supreme leader. What an a$$ -douche. I like how they think the U.S. got to where we are militarily by being laxadaisical.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 10:18 pm
    I wonder if they have the equivalent of a W54 fission device? The Mk 54 variant was used in the Davy Crocket warhead, being the size of a cantaloupe and weighing about 25 kilos, it had a low explosive yield of 10T-20T but a more sizeable radiation kill zone of approximately 150m.

    In the 1960s, the SEALs demonstrated a the use of a 1KT variant with a the simulated attack on a harbour. I`d guess that would have a very usable radiation kill radius of about 700m.

    DPRK`s first test in 2006 was a 0.5KT device. Since then, they`ve steadily worked up to 6KT, so they have the know-how to make small devices and probably enough fissile material to make several.

    Imagine if they did a reprise of the 9-11 plan, but with backpack-nukes? 2 in Manhattan, 1 on the Pentagon, one in downtown LA.

    It`s feasible and scares me.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 10:36 pm
    After reading Draculya`s post: =O.O=
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    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1562 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 4:26 am
    They are so right, you Americans are the ones being brainwashed...
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    vonKaiser Male 18-29
    108 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 5:16 am
    1:50 in. I love how the guy with the Degtyarov Machine gun keeps pulling the trigger but nothing happens.
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    incubus_inc Male 18-29
    976 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 7:55 am
    So, therefore, I think once we really develop awareness of oneness of humanity through education, then we can really build genuine peace. One of my dreams is the whole world demilitarized - very possible.

    -Dalai Lama
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 8:43 am
    @MrAtari

    Ya cause you sound quite grounded with reality..... You should probably visit NK you probably think alot like them about the US.
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    ak4775 Male 30-39
    354 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 3:47 pm
    Even though the whole thing is just plain silly I always feel bad for the North Korean people. They don`t have a clue what`s really going on and while Un seems like he`s a nutjob he really isn`t. In a few weeks all the bluster will be over and Un will declare a great victory in the defense of his country. I don`t lose a minutes sleep over this.
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    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    April 16, 2013 at 7:38 pm
    I`m not usually a "... to beaded glass" kinda guy but NK ... they need to just send a squad in and aerate this moronic doughboy. He`s not just a blowhard, he`s a blowhard with the means to pull off a token mass murder. I wouldn`t be the least bit surprised if China even gave us the green light.

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