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Date: 04/07/13 08:47 AM

16 Responses to TSA Agent Spills Grandfathers Ashes Then Laughs

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    gary8162 Male 40-49
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    April 7, 2013 at 8:49 am
    Link: TSA Agent Spills Grandfathers Ashes Then Laughs - She opens the ashes, sifts through them, spills them, then laughs at grandson as he scoops them up. Story in Credits
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    piperfawn Male 30-39
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    April 7, 2013 at 8:58 am
    Human stupidity don`t have limits.
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    djwajda Male 40-49
    885 posts
    April 7, 2013 at 9:00 am
    Hopefully she`ll laugh herself straight into the unemployment line.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    April 7, 2013 at 9:14 am

    She is quickly Urning a reputation in the TSA.
    It`s a shame all of the ashes didn`t reach their deathtination. It was an accident, the ashes got in the air and she couldn`t stop coffin. The guy then threatened to kick her ash and she was like "over my dead body". Of corpse he lost all decomposure at this point. Well, I don`t want to get too grave so it`s tomb for me to stop.

    Okay, one last one, if you put hay six feet under, is it a straw-bury?
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    gary8162 Male 40-49
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    April 7, 2013 at 9:25 am
    My first thought when I saw this on the local news was "How much weed must you smoke before reporting to work at the TSA?".

    And Gerry, I just posted this an hour or so ago. So either you have a very quick wit or you`ve had all that prepared and have been waiting for the opportunity to post comments on a story like this for some time now.
    Either way, most impressive.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    April 7, 2013 at 9:42 am
    gerry, i feel like i just read a Crypt Keeper monologue.
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    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    April 7, 2013 at 10:21 am
    if you put hay six feet under, is it a straw-bury?

    no.. because hay is not straw. I expected you to know this..
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    April 7, 2013 at 11:00 am
    If it was me, i would quickly give her a solid punch on the side of the head. I would GLADLY do time for that.

    On the other hand, since there is CCTV there, i would sue the living hell out of the individual. No point suing the TSA as their pockets are VERY deep.
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    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    April 7, 2013 at 2:06 pm
    Sounds like she broke some pretty simple rules. Looks like she`s in line for.... a promotion.
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    carmium Female 50-59
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    April 7, 2013 at 2:35 pm
    Gerry: I like your wit way better than your puns. Puns are not funny.
    tedgp: To sue her you`d have to prove damages, and the skiff of dust he didn`t recover from a portion of a partial urn of remains is going to look pretty low-value in the eyes of a court. Laughing at you doesn`t count for much. Suing would be nice, but I doubt he`d get much.
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    Big61AL Male 40-49
    59 posts
    April 7, 2013 at 5:12 pm
    TSA = TOUGH $#!7 A55#013
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    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    April 7, 2013 at 6:44 pm
    Why do they have to search the security footage? All the poor guy wants is an apology, how hard is that TSA? How hard is that stupid lady?
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    April 7, 2013 at 8:45 pm
    repost from almost a year ago:

    Florida TSA Agent Spills Dead Grandpa`s Remains
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    April 7, 2013 at 8:55 pm
    How about this....nevermind. I have some very nasty thoughts about what should happen to that bitch, but I`ll just say she should get severely punished.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    April 7, 2013 at 9:30 pm
    I always have a hoot trying to get through US border control, where I travel to regularly for business.

    My passport is full of Visas for places like Iraq, Iran, Libya, Syria, Algeria, Saudi Arabia, Yemen, and many others (I work in the oil business, I`ve been to all those places and many more). Then the Border Control agent flips to the page which shows where I`m from. That page says, "Belfast, Northern Ireland".

    On top of all that I`m kinda swarthy and have a full beard. Talk about raising all the red flags.

    Always a hoot at US Border Control. Rubber gloves again?
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    April 8, 2013 at 11:04 am
    Is the safety still worth your freedom?

    No, but you`ll bitch and moan, then bend over when full cavity searches become mandatory.

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