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    gingernut333 Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    April 2, 2013 at 4:59 pm
    Link: Time To Cut Some Onions - I have dust in my eye now, damn it.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6190 posts
    April 2, 2013 at 5:06 pm
    Um. I`d call her once, put it on speaker and record the voicemail message. Spending hundreds of dollars is a little retarded.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    April 2, 2013 at 5:14 pm
    They can`t have been going out long enough to get to the hallway sex stage then.

    When I started dating my current girlfriend it took about 6 months to fall in love with her, I couldn`t imagine what I`d do if she died....6 years on and I can reel off a couple of hundred great things I can`t wait to do when she pops her clogs.
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    April 2, 2013 at 5:34 pm
    T.T
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    PoptartinSD Female 40-49
    178 posts
    April 2, 2013 at 5:43 pm
    Seen this other times..... man calls woman`s phone, woman calls man`s phone etc. Don`t know if it`s true or not but like HolyGod said, why not record it onto something else instead of paying that cell bill forever..... Dumb
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36198 posts
    April 2, 2013 at 5:53 pm

    Listypoos ... 6 years? Time to pop the question and make an "honest woman" of her.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    April 2, 2013 at 6:06 pm
    no no no no no Gerry...I`ve already paid for two ex-wives I could`nt afford another.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    April 2, 2013 at 6:09 pm
    And don`t even get me started on why I ended up having to pay when both ran off with people I knew.....ffs actually this guy is kinda lucky, his chick died whilst he still liked her and is only costing him a few dollars a month in expenses. That`s settled it...next time I`m looking for a terminally ill one.
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    caduceo13 Male 18-29
    76 posts
    April 2, 2013 at 6:22 pm
    *hear.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36198 posts
    April 2, 2013 at 6:30 pm

    6 years and not ready to get married yet?
    If it was me I`d dump your ass.
    But I don`t know the situation,
    maybe she`s just using you for sex.
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    April 2, 2013 at 6:47 pm
    can`t be very much with no one returning her calls
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    pfkdxius Male 18-29
    314 posts
    April 2, 2013 at 7:09 pm
    darkmagic, I believe that was Breaking Bad.
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    utlanning07 Male 18-29
    61 posts
    April 2, 2013 at 7:39 pm
    they did this on Criminal Minds. Cept the guy went crazy and started killing people...
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2682 posts
    April 2, 2013 at 8:11 pm
    utlanning07 it wasnt just some guy. it was frankie muniz, dont tell me you dont remember malcolm in the middle, thats where bryan cranston, the guy who let the chick who came up as subscriber unavailable die in breaking bad, first made it big.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    April 2, 2013 at 8:14 pm
    she in his attic mummified
    own a motel?
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    April 2, 2013 at 8:32 pm
    Just take a damn recording. With all due respect, of course. It will last you a lifetime.
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    BDT1981 Male 18-29
    132 posts
    April 2, 2013 at 8:34 pm
    um dude, do you not have ANY OTHER recording of her voice.....or video. Also, at some point you need to let go.
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    incubus_inc Male 18-29
    976 posts
    April 2, 2013 at 8:40 pm
    How very sad :(
  19. Profile photo of Sistarose
    Sistarose Female 30-39
    373 posts
    April 2, 2013 at 8:52 pm
    At least Jesse was smart enough not to keep paying the phone bill.
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2682 posts
    April 2, 2013 at 8:53 pm
    im bored and waiting for the new episode of justified to finish downloading, so how about a joke to lighten the mood and pass the time? whats the difference between an onion and a dead whore? i cried when i cut up the onion.
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    April 2, 2013 at 9:20 pm
    The irony is she faked her death so he would stop calling her.
  22. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    April 2, 2013 at 9:31 pm
    The dead are dead and nothing more. Move on ya pansy.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    April 2, 2013 at 9:40 pm
    "6 years on and I can reel off a couple of hundred great things I can`t wait to do when she pops her clogs."

    Dump her already. Unless you can`t do better.
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    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    April 2, 2013 at 10:00 pm
    I don`t get it, why is he still paying her bill? What call costs are being generated, and by who???
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    Chirpe Male 18-29
    29 posts
    April 2, 2013 at 10:13 pm
    drating hell. When am I going to learn not to scroll down to read the comments...

    Screw it, There as to be an extension for that somewhere.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    April 2, 2013 at 10:41 pm
    Why doesn`t he just record the message and listen whenever he wants for free?
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    April 3, 2013 at 1:52 am
    Similar story on London tube recently:
    Mind the gap
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    April 3, 2013 at 6:37 am
    That`s not right.
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    Canoas Male 18-29
    427 posts
    April 3, 2013 at 6:40 am
    I was giving a feel till I noticed he wrote "hear" as "here". Now it`s gone.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    April 3, 2013 at 10:23 am
    yes Old Ollie- I was thinking exactly that... but it is a bit- well -creepy.
  31. Profile photo of Lednar
    Lednar Male 18-29
    109 posts
    April 3, 2013 at 12:36 pm
    @darkmagic14n


    Breaking Bad, when Jesse`s girlfriend dies and he calls her voicemail and cries to sleep.

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