Thinking With Portals [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Funny



That man is a true visionary.
There are 25 comments:
Male 5,617
"Just wait until there`s an Omegle (or similar version) with random matching partners...the world is a strange place"
Yesterday, after I saw Gerry`s link to the demo, I started mentally designing that mechanism and business.
A bit over 10 years ago, I had the same idea when I first heard of electrostrictive polymers.

I am proud to be part of the army of engineers constructing new reasons for human beings to NEVER leave their homes!!
When I`m finish, if humans want to procreate, they`ll order sauce to be delivered by a FedEx bot!!
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Male 37,783
I humbly accept my Nobel Prize For Puns...
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Male 37,783
"So... what would happen if I get two sets and use them on each other?"
@Canoas: Perpetual Motion? Nirvana? The Second Coming? (THINK about it...)
(That one`s for YOU @Gerry1of7...;-))
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Female 1,516
"So... what would happen if I get two sets and use them on each other?"

LoL!!!
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Male 427
So... what would happen if I get two sets and use them on each other?
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Male 6,227
LOL @ Ollie`s comment (mainly the first, although the second is chortle-worthy).
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Male 395
Just wait until there`s an Omegle (or similar version) with random matching partners...the world is a strange place
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Male 15,832
Silicon meets silicone.
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Male 15,832
Now whenever I tell someone to go f*** themselves, I can provide them with a link.

https://www.lovepalz.com/
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Male 5,617
"You still need a condom or you`ll catch a
computer virus."

"HAA-CHOOO10101101000!!!"
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Male 258
Well played sir. Well played.
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Male 38,481

You still need a condom or you`ll catch a
computer virus.
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Male 500
This is the best post ever
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Male 3,437
in laymans terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
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Male 1,293
Kitteh, where the f did you find this? One of the funniest things I have read in years!
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Male 38,481

I want to mail a set to the White House.
Then Obama really can go Feck himself.
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Male 3,147
so when you tell someone to go drat themselves... they could?
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Male 38,481

Can we see a "Kids React" video to this?
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Male 38,481

I`m gonna need a bigger one.

Here`s the product demo. And only $10,000 for a 24K gold plated version :) Otherwise the male & female toys for only $90 male / $90 female or $170 set.

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Male 1,745
Don`t know about the ladies device, but Zeus`s air pump sounds like a terrible substitute.
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Male 6,227
This is much too technical for me, Kitteh. I require a demonstration. =-.^=
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Male 4,746
So...the cake isn`t a lie?
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Male 138
I think the names should be switched. It is like a guy would be doing Zeus.
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Male 3,445
Hmm...if they were smart, they wouldn`t assign a masculine name to the male part. Otherwise, you`re just f.ucking Zeus.
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Female 8,044
Link: Thinking With Portals [Pic] [Rate Link] - That man is a true visionary.
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