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Date: 04/12/13 02:42 PM

25 Responses to Thinking With Portals [Pic]

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 2:42 pm
    Link: Thinking With Portals - That man is a true visionary.
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 3:05 pm
    Hmm...if they were smart, they wouldn`t assign a masculine name to the male part. Otherwise, you`re just f.ucking Zeus.
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    Siolas Male 30-39
    138 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 3:08 pm
    I think the names should be switched. It is like a guy would be doing Zeus.
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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 3:09 pm
    So...the cake isn`t a lie?
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 3:12 pm
    This is much too technical for me, Kitteh. I require a demonstration. =-.^=
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    paperduck Male 18-29
    1745 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 3:18 pm
    Don`t know about the ladies device, but Zeus`s air pump sounds like a terrible substitute.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36182 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 3:19 pm

    I`m gonna need a bigger one.

    Here`s the product demo. And only $10,000 for a 24K gold plated version :) Otherwise the male & female toys for only $90 male / $90 female or $170 set.

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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36182 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 3:19 pm

    Can we see a "Kids React" video to this?
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 3:20 pm
    so when you tell someone to go drat themselves... they could?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36182 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 3:23 pm

    I want to mail a set to the White House.
    Then Obama really can go Feck himself.
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    randomxnp Male 30-39
    1293 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 3:34 pm
    Kitteh, where the f did you find this? One of the funniest things I have read in years!
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2661 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 3:47 pm
    in laymans terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
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    eduardoleon Male 18-29
    500 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 4:01 pm
    This is the best post ever
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36182 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 4:05 pm

    You still need a condom or you`ll catch a
    computer virus.
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    G0T0Guy Male 30-39
    258 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 4:49 pm
    Well played sir. Well played.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 9:36 pm
    "You still need a condom or you`ll catch a
    computer virus."

    "HAA-CHOOO10101101000!!!"
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 9:37 pm
    Now whenever I tell someone to go f*** themselves, I can provide them with a link.

    https://www.lovepalz.com/
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 9:38 pm
    Silicon meets silicone.
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    Langer Male 18-29
    394 posts
    April 13, 2013 at 3:28 am
    Just wait until there`s an Omegle (or similar version) with random matching partners...the world is a strange place
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    April 13, 2013 at 4:03 am
    LOL @ Ollie`s comment (mainly the first, although the second is chortle-worthy).
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    Canoas Male 18-29
    427 posts
    April 13, 2013 at 6:02 am
    So... what would happen if I get two sets and use them on each other?
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    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1516 posts
    April 13, 2013 at 6:55 am
    "So... what would happen if I get two sets and use them on each other?"

    LoL!!!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31766 posts
    April 13, 2013 at 9:56 pm
    "So... what would happen if I get two sets and use them on each other?"
    @Canoas: Perpetual Motion? Nirvana? The Second Coming? (THINK about it...)
    (That one`s for YOU @Gerry1of7...;-))
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31766 posts
    April 13, 2013 at 9:57 pm
    I humbly accept my Nobel Prize For Puns...
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    April 14, 2013 at 9:13 am
    "Just wait until there`s an Omegle (or similar version) with random matching partners...the world is a strange place"
    Yesterday, after I saw Gerry`s link to the demo, I started mentally designing that mechanism and business.
    A bit over 10 years ago, I had the same idea when I first heard of electrostrictive polymers.

    I am proud to be part of the army of engineers constructing new reasons for human beings to NEVER leave their homes!!
    When I`m finish, if humans want to procreate, they`ll order sauce to be delivered by a FedEx bot!!

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