Somebodies About to Hit The Snackpot [Pic]

Submitted by: B-diddy 3 years ago Funny

Oh luck be a lady tonight, daddy needs a new pack of doodles!
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Male 6,227
@Byfield: ! OMG, I hope not. It hadn`t even entered my mind.
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Male 464
Sqrlz...those squirrels look like they`ve been snared. As in, those squirrels died soon after.
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Female 9,400
At this point, I`d be kicking the machine down.
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Male 5,874
They have this sort of thing on the `roll-a-penny` and `silver-falls` machines at fairgrounds in UK. The bait is super-glued in place to tempt you to try and win. You feed it money, you lose; more money and still lose, as the temptation mounts up.
Then closing time. The crafty machine owner pockets your change, and sets the machine up for the next morning.
Ooh, I see it`s in a canteen setting. How cynical of me!
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Male 1,983
Upon seeing that happen, my next action would be to get a hammer.

If you don`t maintain your machine correctly then you should expect it.
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Male 36,355
@Draculya: I see what you`re saying!

It`s about to "hit the jackpot!!!" I`ve been there! :-)
Not matter what? NO goodies for YOU! Been there too :-(

My ex-wife was a bit of both. Took a couple of years to "unlock the prize" and then BOOM BABY!
Oh... yeah.... those were happy times >^..^<

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Male 6,227
@Roo: And more of us are on the way! =^.^=

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Male 14,773
I have dated women that remind me of this machine.
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Male 36,355
[quote]two squirrel icons in the same forum.... ??[/quote]
@HalfPintRoo: There`s at least one more squirrel running around too!

I like to sneak up on them and... touch their NUTZ!
MWA-Hahahaa!
It`s a "cat thing"...
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Female 4,447
We have a snack machine at work that doesn`t always like to give up its goodies. Thankfully my arm is both skinny and long enough to reach up in there and get stuff out. So far, I haven`t used my power for evil.
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Male 2,841
Just stick a clothes hanger up there and it`ll all come rushing out.
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Female 2,764
two squirrel icons in the same forum.... ??
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Male 1,204
One good shake.
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Female 232
That looks like the worst snack machine ever. Or... the best.
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Male 6,227
You know... a squirrel, if he wanted to, could crawl under the door over the receiving tray and help himself to as many snack packages as he wanted. Not that *I* would do such a thing. I`m just saying. Hypothetical-like.
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Male 460
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