The best in arts & entertainment, news, pop culture, and your mom since 2002.

[Total: 35    Average: 4/5]
14 Comments - View/Add
Hits: 13470
Rating: 4
Category: Weird
Date: 04/16/13 05:44 PM

14 Responses to Say This Sentence [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    April 16, 2013 at 5:45 pm
    Link: Say This Sentence - Now put emphasis on a different word every time. It has 7 different meanings! Holy Semantics Batman!
  2. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    April 16, 2013 at 5:51 pm

    Bitch stole my money.
  3. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    April 16, 2013 at 6:00 pm
    You can do this with pretty much any sentence.

    SIT in that chair

    sit IN that chair

    sit in THAT chair

    sit in that CHAIR
  4. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    April 16, 2013 at 6:08 pm
    I didn`t...somebody else said it.
    That statement is completely false!
    I only implied that she stole my money.
    It wasn`t her, personally, only those of her ilk.
    She took my money on a loan.
    She`s stolen other people`s money.
    She stole my heart...and possessions...and friends...and child.
  5. Profile photo of Nerd_Rage
    Nerd_Rage Male 18-29
    425 posts
    April 16, 2013 at 6:10 pm
    i never said she stole my MONEY
  6. Profile photo of turdburglar
    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    April 16, 2013 at 6:49 pm

    I`m with gerry on this. No matter how you say it, the bitch is a thief.
  7. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    April 16, 2013 at 7:13 pm
    I never said she stole my MONEY.

    She stole my virginity.

    "Squirrel Rape: The Shocking Truth. An I-Team investigation, tonight at eleven."
  8. Profile photo of MadnessLvl2
    MadnessLvl2 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    April 16, 2013 at 7:18 pm
    I didn`t have sex with that woman.
  9. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    April 16, 2013 at 8:02 pm
    It has one meaning and, at least, six different implications.

    One would have to jump to a conclusion that is not stated in order to derive additional meaning.
  10. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    April 16, 2013 at 8:58 pm
    @MadnessLvl2 emphasis on woman
  11. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    April 16, 2013 at 9:12 pm
    But, in Lawyer-speak, what was the just original intent of the statement?

    Who am I kidding? Like I give a sh*t. F*ck lawyers, and everyone who looks like `em.
  12. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    April 16, 2013 at 10:53 pm

  13. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    April 17, 2013 at 4:27 pm
    @Bacon_Pie about the Jump To Conclusions mat

    That`s the worst idea i`ve ever heard in my life.
  14. Profile photo of SavageChef
    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    April 25, 2013 at 7:13 am
    something about a monkey>?

Leave a Reply