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Date: 04/22/13 05:54 PM

42 Responses to Rotund Girlfriend Pleasures Boyfriend On Subway

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18940 posts
    April 22, 2013 at 5:52 pm
    Link: Rotund Girlfriend Pleasures Boyfriend On Subway - Subway, tube, whatever they call it in China. The old `reading a book with your jacket over your lap` trick. Safe
  2. Profile photo of paperduck
    paperduck Male 18-29
    1745 posts
    April 22, 2013 at 6:07 pm
    That seems like the opposite of fun. nervous as poo and probably ends quite frustratingly.
  3. Profile photo of handimanner
    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    April 22, 2013 at 6:17 pm
    Studying on the tram. Go to the head of the class.
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    April 22, 2013 at 6:23 pm
    I was going to suggest she was napping, but then he started making his O-face
  5. Profile photo of Misfit-Mutt
    Misfit-Mutt Female 18-29
    349 posts
    April 22, 2013 at 6:24 pm
    Nice.
  6. Profile photo of turdburglar
    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    April 22, 2013 at 6:28 pm

    "you bring great honor to my penis. Bunglaow!"
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    HokieHiTech Male 18-29
    67 posts
    April 22, 2013 at 6:46 pm
    Not much up and down movement.....level.....asain.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36850 posts
    April 22, 2013 at 6:50 pm
  9. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1517 posts
    April 22, 2013 at 7:18 pm
    His dick must be pretty damn small if she doesn`t need to move her head much.
  10. Profile photo of fancythat
    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    April 22, 2013 at 7:34 pm
    The only thing safe are the supermarkets, so long as her lips are wrapped around his man-toothpick.
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    April 22, 2013 at 7:40 pm
    was it really necessary to bring up that she was "rotund"?
  12. Profile photo of grryan
    grryan Male 30-39
    54 posts
    April 22, 2013 at 8:02 pm
    Fat girls have such low self-esteem.
  13. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    April 22, 2013 at 8:09 pm
    Well that`s classy.
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    April 22, 2013 at 8:40 pm
    yea, like we dont know what youre doing
  15. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    April 22, 2013 at 8:49 pm
    Looking back on the worst blowjob I ever had, I STILL could not have read a book while I was getting it.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14653 posts
    April 22, 2013 at 9:38 pm
    "I was going to suggest she was napping, but then he started making his O-face"

    That`s what I thought too
  17. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    April 22, 2013 at 9:47 pm
    "It was the best of times--*schlorp*--it was the worst of times--*schlorp*...."

    No, no. Clearly that won`t do. Let`s rewrite that intro.

    It was the best of sexy-times, it was the worst of sexy-times, it was the age of of furtive hummers on the subway, it was the epoch of iPhone porn, it was the season before responsibility. I had my light jacket atop my lap, I had my girlfriend under it. She was sending me to Heaven, she was sending me to Hell. In short, this commute of mine had become so like a porno video that I was concerned the train`s authorities would discover me by my O-face and and throw me off at the next station.
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    stk5m Male 18-29
    322 posts
    April 22, 2013 at 11:29 pm
    That poor dude.
  19. Profile photo of jimbobsthebe
    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
    639 posts
    April 22, 2013 at 11:44 pm
    "Subway, tube, whatever they call it in China"

    They call it di tie (dee t-air).

    That one`s for free fancy.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 12:09 am
    Well thats WELL hidden
    close your legs thee dirty girl and stop slurping on your boys popsicle
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 12:10 am

    ``was it really necessary to bring up that she was "rotund"?

    Fancy was being polite
    looks like a bloody hippo
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 12:50 am
    I wondered why the subway always smelled a bit `fishy`.
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    spanz Male 50-59
    895 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 1:20 am
    that must be one HELLUVA interesting book!!!
  24. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 2:15 am
    jendrian, why is the background of this site black? Why does fancylad force a picture of himself on us in the form of his avatar? Why do I like apple juice? Was it necessary for these things to be? Was it necessary for me to mention them? Probably not. Does it matter, in the end? Nope. It`s like how gay people are getting used to the word "gay", and now they say that they themselves are gay. It just isn`t offensive anymore. It`s just a word.
  25. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 2:38 am
    @Atrayu:

    1. Why is the background of this site black?
    Because black is slimming and a number of us could afford to lose a few pounds.

    2. Why does Fancylad force a picture of himself on us in the form of his avatar?
    Because he is a scurrilous wag.

    3. Why do I like apple juice?
    Because apple juice is yummy. Everyone knows that.
  26. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 3:09 am
    Why thank you, Squrlz :)
  27. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 4:10 am
    Any two people that can find pleasure in each other...

    I`d block for them...
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14653 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 5:04 am
    LOL, Taiwanese kids. Congrats to him finding an adventurous and loving gal. She`s only a little on the plump side for a Taiwanese girl and positively slim for an American. Either way, she`s a keeper.
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    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
    1097 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 5:07 am
    Ok, he must be reading "How to get a Blow Job on the subway for dummies"
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    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 6:17 am
    That book looks pretty dramatic.
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    chicagojay Male 40-49
    2018 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 9:38 am
    Good girl.
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    chicagojay Male 40-49
    2018 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 9:40 am
    @Draculyais jealous. He knows what is really smaller where he is.... (yes he has one).
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    rickwhite Male 30-39
    151 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 11:02 am
    I remember when I`d skip 4th period because one of the hot girls in H.S. wore a tank top and I wanted to check her out.

    Sigh.
  34. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 12:28 pm
    all that stuff about asian guys dicks being tiny must be true, cause her head is not going up and down at all!
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 12:31 pm
    I also note, only one other person has made this comment and she is also female. Do you guys not notice heads going up and down? or are you too busy making faces...maybe it`s just that we understand the logistics of giving blowjobs....
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 1:00 pm
    "I also note, only one other person has made this comment and she is also female. "

    LOL- I thought that, too, while I was watching. Her head`s not moving at all so it must be tiny!
  37. Profile photo of paperduck
    paperduck Male 18-29
    1745 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 5:00 pm
    Has it occurred to any of you ladies that her head moving would throw off the "disguise"? The setup is already pretty lousy but the jacket going up and down is very inconsistent with, umm, presumably napping. Perhaps if instead of decoy reading, he was listening to his iPod and pretending to be really into the music, he could have gyrated his hips for some more action.
  38. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 5:08 pm
    By far, the best part of this post is getting to eavesdrop on the female IABers while they discuss the mechanics of fellatio chez subway.
  39. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 5:14 pm
    Have I commented on this yet? No? I meant to yesterday. I`m throwing in with the "his wang must be tiny" crowd, because any and all blowjobs I have *ever* given have required more up and down than this.
  40. Profile photo of lauriloo
    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 6:34 pm
    Maybe she`s just licking it? idk. All I can think is it must be really stinky being trapped under that coat next to a guy`s sweaty junk. I can barely stand it when it`s out in the open...
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    xCANDACEx Female 30-39
    283 posts
    April 24, 2013 at 12:31 pm
    I wasn`t expecting it to be so crowded!
  42. Profile photo of liabach
    liabach Male 40-49
    3242 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 10:35 am
    i think its the reading he found pleasurable

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