Rotund Girlfriend Pleasures Boyfriend On Subway

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in

Subway, tube, whatever they call it in China. The old "reading a book with your jacket over your lap" trick. Safe
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Male 3,231
i think its the reading he found pleasurable
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Female 283
I wasn`t expecting it to be so crowded!
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Female 1,803
Maybe she`s just licking it? idk. All I can think is it must be really stinky being trapped under that coat next to a guy`s sweaty junk. I can barely stand it when it`s out in the open...
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Female 4,447
Have I commented on this yet? No? I meant to yesterday. I`m throwing in with the "his wang must be tiny" crowd, because any and all blowjobs I have *ever* given have required more up and down than this.
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Male 6,227
By far, the best part of this post is getting to eavesdrop on the female IABers while they discuss the mechanics of fellatio chez subway.
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Male 1,745
Has it occurred to any of you ladies that her head moving would throw off the "disguise"? The setup is already pretty lousy but the jacket going up and down is very inconsistent with, umm, presumably napping. Perhaps if instead of decoy reading, he was listening to his iPod and pretending to be really into the music, he could have gyrated his hips for some more action.
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Female 1,803
"I also note, only one other person has made this comment and she is also female. "

LOL- I thought that, too, while I was watching. Her head`s not moving at all so it must be tiny!
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Female 4,359
I also note, only one other person has made this comment and she is also female. Do you guys not notice heads going up and down? or are you too busy making faces...maybe it`s just that we understand the logistics of giving blowjobs....
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Female 4,359
all that stuff about asian guys dicks being tiny must be true, cause her head is not going up and down at all!
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Male 151
I remember when I`d skip 4th period because one of the hot girls in H.S. wore a tank top and I wanted to check her out.

Sigh.
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Male 2,060
@Draculyais jealous. He knows what is really smaller where he is.... (yes he has one).
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Male 2,060
Good girl.
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Male 801
That book looks pretty dramatic.
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Female 1,163
Ok, he must be reading "How to get a Blow Job on the subway for dummies"
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Male 14,835
LOL, Taiwanese kids. Congrats to him finding an adventurous and loving gal. She`s only a little on the plump side for a Taiwanese girl and positively slim for an American. Either way, she`s a keeper.
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Male 5,617
Any two people that can find pleasure in each other...

I`d block for them...
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Female 1,478
Why thank you, Squrlz :)
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Male 6,227
@Atrayu:

1. Why is the background of this site black?
Because black is slimming and a number of us could afford to lose a few pounds.

2. Why does Fancylad force a picture of himself on us in the form of his avatar?
Because he is a scurrilous wag.

3. Why do I like apple juice?
Because apple juice is yummy. Everyone knows that.
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Female 1,478
jendrian, why is the background of this site black? Why does fancylad force a picture of himself on us in the form of his avatar? Why do I like apple juice? Was it necessary for these things to be? Was it necessary for me to mention them? Probably not. Does it matter, in the end? Nope. It`s like how gay people are getting used to the word "gay", and now they say that they themselves are gay. It just isn`t offensive anymore. It`s just a word.
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Male 1,198
that must be one HELLUVA interesting book!!!
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Male 5,874
I wondered why the subway always smelled a bit `fishy`.
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Male 13,624

``was it really necessary to bring up that she was "rotund"?

Fancy was being polite
looks like a bloody hippo
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Male 13,624
Well thats WELL hidden
close your legs thee dirty girl and stop slurping on your boys popsicle
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Male 639
"Subway, tube, whatever they call it in China"

They call it di tie (dee t-air).

That one`s for free fancy.
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Male 322
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Male 6,227
"It was the best of times--*schlorp*--it was the worst of times--*schlorp*...."

No, no. Clearly that won`t do. Let`s rewrite that intro.

[quote]It was the best of sexy-times, it was the worst of sexy-times, it was the age of of furtive hummers on the subway, it was the epoch of iPhone porn, it was the season before responsibility. I had my light jacket atop my lap, I had my girlfriend under it. She was sending me to Heaven, she was sending me to Hell. In short, this commute of mine had become so like a porno video that I was concerned the train`s authorities would discover me by my O-face and and throw me off at the next station.[/quote]
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Male 14,835
"I was going to suggest she was napping, but then he started making his O-face"

That`s what I thought too
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Male 15,832
Looking back on the worst blowjob I ever had, I STILL could not have read a book while I was getting it.
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Male 2,384
yea, like we dont know what youre doing
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Male 4,746
Well that`s classy.
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Male 62
Fat girls have such low self-esteem.
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Male 2,516
was it really necessary to bring up that she was "rotund"?
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Male 1,950
The only thing safe are the supermarkets, so long as her lips are wrapped around his man-toothpick.
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Female 1,516
His dick must be pretty damn small if she doesn`t need to move her head much.
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Male 38,511
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Male 67
Not much up and down movement.....level.....asain.
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Male 4,893

"you bring great honor to my penis. Bunglaow!"
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Female 349
Nice.
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Male 3,894
I was going to suggest she was napping, but then he started making his O-face
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Male 2,097
Studying on the tram. Go to the head of the class.
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Male 1,745
That seems like the opposite of fun. nervous as poo and probably ends quite frustratingly.
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Male 20,196
Link: Rotund Girlfriend Pleasures Boyfriend On Subway [Rate Link] - Subway, tube, whatever they call it in China. The old `reading a book with your jacket over your lap` trick. Safe
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