North Korea Attacks The USA! [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 3 years ago Funny

We should have seen it coming.
Credits: xenack
There are 18 comments:
Male 5,811
No, if they were attacking you it would be with a zerg rush.
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Male 3,909
@Draculya - The US Navy blew up a satellite 130 miles up a few years ago so what was left of the toxic fuel wouldn`t come back to Earth. Not only did hit it, but by studying the footage many believe they actually hit the fuel tank which is what they were aiming for.

I think we`ll be fine, and like I said before, you`re the one who`s in Asia so you should be worried because you`re well within range of the missiles North Korea currently has.
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Male 14,774
@paperduck you were at Columbine?
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Male 482
@Idunthinkso

first he wasnt found in Boston. Second, he wasnt inside the perimeter they were looking. He was 1.5 block outside or if, so that is why they didnt find him. Had he been inside the perimeter, they wold have found him, with no question. Also, martial law was never declared.

Someone needs to brush up on popular topics.

Basically your entire post was incorrect. Good try though.
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Male 1,745
Oh God, I really hope Kim Jong Un doesn`t see this (I witnessed in junior high school that it`s not a good idea to ridicule a mentally questionable person who possesses a weapon).
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Male 14,330
[quote]Iron Dome (5% effective) and Patriot (0% effective).[/quote]

ROFL!! which is how all those missles got shot down with them.
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Male 14,330
@Idunthinkso

Finding one person in a wide area is not anything like a war no wonder we had to bail your asses out of all those wars you were playing hide and go seek!!
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Male 5,874
LandoGriffin: Ya beat me to it!
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Female 1,478
Treat, eh.
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Female 6,381
A "dangerous treat" awakes? What`s that? A jumbo ice-cream sandwich?
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Male 3,842
Lifted from this brilliant film.
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Male 1,136
I bet he has the coolest toys
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Male 14,774
@whodat6484 I hope whatever you now have to defend yourselves with is better than Iron Dome (5% effective) and Patriot (0% effective).
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Male 4,893

dunthinkso - I agree the actions taken to find the bomber were ridiculous, but that is completely different than waging a full blown military campaign. America is good at war. Korea has a massive conventional ground army, but nothing compared to Americas technology, naval and air force. Bring nukes and WMD`s into the picture, and they are dust.
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Female 27
IDK, two guys not linked to any terrorist cells got an entire US city shut down recently. This guy has an entire army at his whim. You decide how funny this is.

If you want a pointer at how effective the US might be to retaliate, remember this: 9000 police, untold numbers of FBI, National Guard and military personnel couldn`t find the remaining suspect in Boston after locking down the entire city for over 10 hours.

It took `Joe Schmoe` 3 minutes after martial law was lifted to find the guy in his backyard while he went outside for a smoke.
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Male 3,909
Meh... even if they tried to launch it would be blown out of the sky before it got anywhere near us.
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Male 3,578
if North Korea did attack the USA; its estimated that 10,000,000 americans could die.
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Female 8,044
Link: North Korea Attacks The USA! [Pic] [Rate Link] - We should have seen it coming.
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