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Date: 04/25/13 07:17 PM

18 Responses to North Korea Attacks The USA! [Pic]

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    April 25, 2013 at 7:19 pm
    Link: North Korea Attacks The USA! - We should have seen it coming.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3347 posts
    April 25, 2013 at 7:45 pm
    if North Korea did attack the USA; its estimated that 10,000,000 americans could die.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3909 posts
    April 25, 2013 at 8:02 pm
    Meh... even if they tried to launch it would be blown out of the sky before it got anywhere near us.
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    Idunthinkso Female 18-29
    27 posts
    April 25, 2013 at 8:27 pm
    IDK, two guys not linked to any terrorist cells got an entire US city shut down recently. This guy has an entire army at his whim. You decide how funny this is.

    If you want a pointer at how effective the US might be to retaliate, remember this: 9000 police, untold numbers of FBI, National Guard and military personnel couldn`t find the remaining suspect in Boston after locking down the entire city for over 10 hours.

    It took `Joe Schmoe` 3 minutes after martial law was lifted to find the guy in his backyard while he went outside for a smoke.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
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    April 25, 2013 at 8:58 pm

    dunthinkso - I agree the actions taken to find the bomber were ridiculous, but that is completely different than waging a full blown military campaign. America is good at war. Korea has a massive conventional ground army, but nothing compared to Americas technology, naval and air force. Bring nukes and WMD`s into the picture, and they are dust.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    April 25, 2013 at 8:59 pm
    @whodat6484 I hope whatever you now have to defend yourselves with is better than Iron Dome (5% effective) and Patriot (0% effective).
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    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    April 25, 2013 at 9:29 pm
    I bet he has the coolest toys
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    April 25, 2013 at 10:44 pm
    Lifted from this brilliant film.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    April 25, 2013 at 10:46 pm
    A "dangerous treat" awakes? What`s that? A jumbo ice-cream sandwich?
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    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    April 25, 2013 at 11:04 pm
    Treat, eh.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 2:16 am
    LandoGriffin: Ya beat me to it!
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    April 26, 2013 at 5:44 am
    @Idunthinkso

    Finding one person in a wide area is not anything like a war no wonder we had to bail your asses out of all those wars you were playing hide and go seek!!
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    April 26, 2013 at 5:46 am
    Iron Dome (5% effective) and Patriot (0% effective).

    ROFL!! which is how all those missles got shot down with them.
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    paperduck Male 18-29
    1745 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 7:01 am
    Oh God, I really hope Kim Jong Un doesn`t see this (I witnessed in junior high school that it`s not a good idea to ridicule a mentally questionable person who possesses a weapon).
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    bophus Male 30-39
    474 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 7:47 am
    @Idunthinkso

    first he wasnt found in Boston. Second, he wasnt inside the perimeter they were looking. He was 1.5 block outside or if, so that is why they didnt find him. Had he been inside the perimeter, they wold have found him, with no question. Also, martial law was never declared.

    Someone needs to brush up on popular topics.

    Basically your entire post was incorrect. Good try though.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 8:52 am
    @paperduck you were at Columbine?
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3909 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 11:04 am
    @Draculya - The US Navy blew up a satellite 130 miles up a few years ago so what was left of the toxic fuel wouldn`t come back to Earth. Not only did hit it, but by studying the footage many believe they actually hit the fuel tank which is what they were aiming for.

    I think we`ll be fine, and like I said before, you`re the one who`s in Asia so you should be worried because you`re well within range of the missiles North Korea currently has.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 4:55 pm
    No, if they were attacking you it would be with a zerg rush.

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