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Date: 04/12/13 09:27 AM

25 Responses to Name Your Child This…[Pic]

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 9:27 am
    Link: Name Your Child This... - ...And welcome them to a ruined life. Parent of the year award nominee for sure.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 9:35 am
    I`ll bet I could describe these parents accurately without ever seeing them. People like that shouldn`t be allowed to breed.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36187 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 9:38 am

    Felony Anne Salt or ... Felony A.Salt

    Stupid at this level should be a felony.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6183 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 10:10 am
    White people use baby naming books.

    Black people use thesauruses.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36187 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 10:22 am

    "the `dash` don`t be silent" classic old joke
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 10:24 am
    Lee - Ah
    Leedashah...

    Felony IS A Name?
    1,500 hits for a first name, 115 for a last name? What the HECK?
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 10:25 am
    Felony could be the product of a rape.
    Her elder brothers "Jeep C.J" and "Dadthatwasnotmyass" will be out for revenge, some day.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6183 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 10:35 am
    According to freakanomics, in one year there were 27 differently spelled variations on the name "unique" on birth records.
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 10:48 am
    We all know it`s a black kid. What a surprise !!
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6650 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 11:06 am
    Could be fans of Felonious Monk.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36187 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 11:17 am

    Felonies mom is named Anita Mann
    and the baby daddy is Haywood Jablomy
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    Canoas Male 18-29
    427 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 11:19 am
    @5Cats
    You forgot to read the
    "The estimate for this name is not absolute. There may be fewer people with this name, or none at all."
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2763 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 12:28 pm
    dear God
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2202 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 1:03 pm
    Felony has a brother named Larceny and a sister called Miss Demeanor.
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2670 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 1:27 pm
    theres nothing wrong with that name. you dont think people associate my name with mugging people do you? actually there are people who have. "oh your name is rob? does that mean you rob people?" then i give`em the cold hard stare that means "say something else i dare you i double dare you motherf*cker say something else!"
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13600 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 1:44 pm
    Dude Rob as been going since medieval times
    felony aint call your new kid rapist
    see how you go
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    Nageki Male 30-39
    110 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 2:12 pm
    I actually know a couple who gave their daughter the middle name of felony. I don`t think they spelled it exactly like that, but that`s the name.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6183 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 4:25 pm
    robthelurker

    "theres nothing wrong with that name. you dont think people associate my name with mugging people do you? actually there are people who have. "oh your name is rob? does that mean you rob people?" then i give`em the cold hard stare that means "say something else i dare you i double dare you motherf*cker say something else!"

    What you`ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 5:00 pm
    When her parents where naming her they said "We know she`s going to end up a stripper or doing porn, so let`s just give her a porn name now."

    Of course her porn name will probably be Jane.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 7:05 pm
    There was a true-story TV movie years ago about a wrongfully-convicted young black man named Malice. My impression is that Malice`s and Felony`s parents were/are just too dumb to recognize that the name they "invented" is already a word with negative connotations.
    "Dis mah boy Salton Battry Washington."
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 10:03 pm
    You have to admit, it has a nice ring to it, sort of like Leprosy.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    April 13, 2013 at 12:20 am
    It`s only a name! Could have been worse, look Captain Hornblower fer instance: His parents wanted a girl and were going to call her `Fellatio`, but landed a boy and called him `Horatio`.
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    Canoas Male 18-29
    427 posts
    April 13, 2013 at 6:36 am
    "What you`ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard."
    Sadly we both know that is not true.
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2398 posts
    April 13, 2013 at 7:37 am
    i`m with canoas on this one Holygod, you`ve been on I/a/b for awhille now, there has got to be far worse.
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    TheZigRat Male 50-59
    2210 posts
    April 13, 2013 at 3:42 pm
    One day at work I heard one kid who`s name was Jihadi, Now we all know how that will turn out. AND Yes I am not making this up.

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