Name Your Child This...[Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 3 years ago Weird

...And welcome them to a ruined life. Parent of the year award nominee for sure.
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Male 3,607
One day at work I heard one kid who`s name was Jihadi, Now we all know how that will turn out. AND Yes I am not making this up.
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Male 2,416
i`m with canoas on this one Holygod, you`ve been on I/a/b for awhille now, there has got to be far worse.
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Male 427
"What you`ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard."
Sadly we both know that is not true.
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Male 5,874
It`s only a name! Could have been worse, look Captain Hornblower fer instance: His parents wanted a girl and were going to call her `Fellatio`, but landed a boy and called him `Horatio`.
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Male 15,832
You have to admit, it has a nice ring to it, sort of like Leprosy.
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Female 6,381
There was a true-story TV movie years ago about a wrongfully-convicted young black man named Malice. My impression is that Malice`s and Felony`s parents were/are just too dumb to recognize that the name they "invented" is already a word with negative connotations.
"Dis mah boy Salton Battry Washington."
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Male 1,920
When her parents where naming her they said "We know she`s going to end up a stripper or doing porn, so let`s just give her a porn name now."

Of course her porn name will probably be Jane.
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Male 7,913
robthelurker

"theres nothing wrong with that name. you dont think people associate my name with mugging people do you? actually there are people who have. "oh your name is rob? does that mean you rob people?" then i give`em the cold hard stare that means "say something else i dare you i double dare you motherf*cker say something else!"

What you`ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Male 110
I actually know a couple who gave their daughter the middle name of felony. I don`t think they spelled it exactly like that, but that`s the name.
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Male 13,624
Dude Rob as been going since medieval times
felony aint call your new kid rapist
see how you go
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Male 3,407
theres nothing wrong with that name. you dont think people associate my name with mugging people do you? actually there are people who have. "oh your name is rob? does that mean you rob people?" then i give`em the cold hard stare that means "say something else i dare you i double dare you motherf*cker say something else!"
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Male 2,670
Felony has a brother named Larceny and a sister called Miss Demeanor.
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Female 2,764
dear God
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Male 427
@5Cats
You forgot to read the
"The estimate for this name is not absolute. There may be fewer people with this name, or none at all."
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Male 37,888

Felonies mom is named Anita Mann
and the baby daddy is Haywood Jablomy
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Male 7,123
Could be fans of Felonious Monk.
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Male 1,558
We all know it`s a black kid. What a surprise !!
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Male 7,913
According to freakanomics, in one year there were 27 differently spelled variations on the name "unique" on birth records.
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Male 5,608
Felony could be the product of a rape.
Her elder brothers "Jeep C.J" and "Dadthatwasnotmyass" will be out for revenge, some day.
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Male 36,417
Lee - Ah
Leedashah...

Felony IS A Name?
1,500 hits for a first name, 115 for a last name? What the HECK?
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Male 37,888

[quote]"the `dash` don`t be silent" [/quote]classic old joke
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Male 7,913
White people use baby naming books.

Black people use thesauruses.
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Male 37,888

Felony Anne Salt or ... Felony A.Salt

Stupid at this level should be a felony.
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Male 11,740
I`ll bet I could describe these parents accurately without ever seeing them. People like that shouldn`t be allowed to breed.
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Female 8,044
Link: Name Your Child This...[Pic] [Rate Link] - ...And welcome them to a ruined life. Parent of the year award nominee for sure.
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