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Date: 04/28/13 09:17 AM

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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 9:17 am
    Link: Movies Vs Life - Zoom and Enhance
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    liberkaos Male 30-39
    156 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 11:47 am
    French humor is starting to grow on me.

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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 12:12 pm
    At 15, I made it out of a house fire in my underwear, carrying three toddlers, my brother carried our mother. That wasn`t the strangest part of that day.

    I was in my brother`s car, wrapped in a blanket when I looked up at our house. A firefight strolled out of the front door, with an ax over the shoulder, smoking a cigarette.

    Fireman 2: "You totally lit that in the fire, didn`t you?"
    Fireman 1: "Heh-heh-heh..."
    Neighbor: "You`re in a smokey f*cking house and you`re gonna smoke?!!"
    Me: "Hey: We don`t allow smoking in our home!"
    *Neighbors laugh*
    Me: "We don`t like the smell, might start a fire!"
    *firefighters rolling*

    I went on a 20 minute rant about him and smoking.
    "The radio is like: `Company 17, flames reported at cigarette factory.` You`re like `AWW-YEAAAH!!! I`LL DRIVE!!! COME-ON, GOTTA GO!!!`"
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    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 12:35 pm
    très drôle!
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 12:59 pm
    XLN! I loved the image in the sunglasses (shop window, car fender, whatever), which I`ve seen a dozen times. Apparently, every security cam in the world has the resolution of an Imax, as long as you keep enlarging the picture and running focusing software.
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    chicagojay Male 40-49
    2018 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 7:18 am
    Hey, that was funny. No longer bored!

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