Movies Vs Life

Submitted by: MrPeabody 4 years ago in Funny

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Male 2,106
Hey, that was funny. No longer bored!
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Female 6,381
XLN! I loved the image in the sunglasses (shop window, car fender, whatever), which I`ve seen a dozen times. Apparently, every security cam in the world has the resolution of an Imax, as long as you keep enlarging the picture and running focusing software.
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Male 1,360
très drôle!
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Male 5,626
At 15, I made it out of a house fire in my underwear, carrying three toddlers, my brother carried our mother. That wasn`t the strangest part of that day.

I was in my brother`s car, wrapped in a blanket when I looked up at our house. A firefight strolled out of the front door, with an ax over the shoulder, smoking a cigarette.

Fireman 2: "You totally lit that in the fire, didn`t you?"
Fireman 1: "Heh-heh-heh..."
Neighbor: "You`re in a smokey f*cking house and you`re gonna smoke?!!"
Me: "Hey: We don`t allow smoking in our home!"
*Neighbors laugh*
Me: "We don`t like the smell, might start a fire!"
*firefighters rolling*

I went on a 20 minute rant about him and smoking.
"The radio is like: `Company 17, flames reported at cigarette factory.` You`re like `AWW-YEAAAH!!! I`LL DRIVE!!! COME-ON, GOTTA GO!!!`"
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Male 156
French humor is starting to grow on me.




Help!
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Male 1,920
Link: Movies Vs Life [Rate Link] - Zoom and Enhance
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