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Date: 04/27/13 06:02 PM

26 Responses to Kid With Cerebral Palsy Does Stand-Up and KILLS

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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    April 27, 2013 at 6:02 pm
    Link: Kid With Cerebral Palsy Does Stand-Up and KILLS - It was on Britain`s Got Talent. There weren`t any sympathy votes given. He was that damn funny.
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    footpenis Male 18-29
    44 posts
    April 27, 2013 at 6:15 pm
    a couple cheap shots on himself but he`s not that funny. Jim Jefferies is funnier.
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    cclownn Male 18-29
    27 posts
    April 27, 2013 at 6:27 pm
    What great great audience
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    animark Male 18-29
    16 posts
    April 27, 2013 at 7:06 pm
    Its Jimmy Valmer from South Park!
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    Canoas Male 18-29
    427 posts
    April 27, 2013 at 7:15 pm
    @footpenis
    Unlike Jim Jefferies that kid is pretty young. Only his first joke made me laugh, but it`s still a pretty good start imo.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    April 27, 2013 at 8:06 pm
    funny little crippled f ucker.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    April 27, 2013 at 8:20 pm
    "Wow! What a gr...gr...gr...great audience!"


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    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
    1081 posts
    April 27, 2013 at 9:32 pm
    Sweet kid, but he really wasn`t that funny.. He can keep working on it and keep improving..
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2685 posts
    April 27, 2013 at 10:01 pm
    @pinkminx22 like your personality.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    April 27, 2013 at 10:44 pm
    Stand up kid! Take a bow!

    It was really good.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    April 27, 2013 at 10:44 pm
    Also animark and Ollie. Epic.
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2314 posts
    April 27, 2013 at 11:39 pm
    Endless self deprecation?
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    h2oxy Male 18-29
    306 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 12:51 am

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    OpsAss13 Male 30-39
    514 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 5:42 am
    Josh Blue is better
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3775 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 6:23 am
    `i don`t want to lose my benefits.`
    BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
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    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2510 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 8:05 am
    He was OK. I don`t want to sound like a douche, but in my opinion it`s more douche-like to give him more props just because he`s disabled.

    It`s one thing to break the ice with a joke that points out your phisical condition, but there`s no need to beat a dead horse. It`s the same with any subject really. Knowing when to stop is key to good comedy that this kid obviously doesn`t get.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 9:00 am
    RobSwindol, It`s hardly like he`s been doing 5 gigs a week and all of them have been about his disability. It`s his first public gig plus it`s on a talent show - He had a couple of minutes to make an impact and didn`t do a bad job.
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    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 9:12 am
    Meh, didn`t even get a chuckle out of me. Good for him, though.
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    chalket Male 50-59
    2712 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 9:44 am
    Yes, he WAS that funny, especially for a 14-year-old amateur in front of all those cameras and a huge audience.

    "Jim Jefferies is funnier."
    "Josh Blue is better"
    Way to show your dickheadedness! Yeah, let`s disparagingly compare a young, nervous amateur in his first talent show with a couple of trained, seasoned professionals with years of practice! The kid should just quit right now, right? Ass-wipes.
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    ajd121 Male 18-29
    625 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 10:08 am
    His act was mediocre but you can tell he is very quick... well at least mentally that is, and naturally funny. So I think eventually he will be able to perfect act and he should end up being a good comic.
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    ajd121 Male 18-29
    625 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 10:10 am
    Yes Jim Jefferies is hilarious.
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    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 12:33 pm
    As Zach Anner already thaught us, its the sexiest of the palsies.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 7:27 pm
    In other words: disabled people actually ARE productive!

    Anyway, that was actually the nicest thing I`ve heard come out of Simon Cowell`s mouth.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 7:18 am
    That was actually really well done. His timing is spot on, for the most part. This kid is going places, even if they have to have ramps. ;-)
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 7:21 am
    And to all of you giving him crap for doing CP jokes, you obviously don`t realize how difficult it is to make a crowd laugh hard in 5 minutes without any warm-up guy to get them started. CP jokes were the perfect choice, as was evidenced by the laughter and unanimous "yes" votes.
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    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    May 1, 2013 at 10:43 am
    Love that song. It`s All About You - McFly
    Reminds me of a highschool relationship.

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