Kid With Cerebral Palsy Does Stand-Up and KILLS

Submitted by: bacon_pie 4 years ago in Funny

It was on Britain"s Got Talent. There weren"t any sympathy votes given. He was that damn funny.
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Male 1,582
Love that song. It`s All About You - McFly
Reminds me of a highschool relationship.
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Male 5,811
And to all of you giving him crap for doing CP jokes, you obviously don`t realize how difficult it is to make a crowd laugh hard in 5 minutes without any warm-up guy to get them started. CP jokes were the perfect choice, as was evidenced by the laughter and unanimous "yes" votes.
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Male 5,811
That was actually really well done. His timing is spot on, for the most part. This kid is going places, even if they have to have ramps. ;-)
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Male 10,855
In other words: disabled people actually ARE productive!

Anyway, that was actually the nicest thing I`ve heard come out of Simon Cowell`s mouth.
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Male 1,364
As Zach Anner already thaught us, its the sexiest of the palsies.
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Male 636
Yes Jim Jefferies is hilarious.
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Male 636
His act was mediocre but you can tell he is very quick... well at least mentally that is, and naturally funny. So I think eventually he will be able to perfect act and he should end up being a good comic.
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Male 2,711
Yes, he WAS that funny, especially for a 14-year-old amateur in front of all those cameras and a huge audience.

"Jim Jefferies is funnier."
"Josh Blue is better"
Way to show your dickheadedness! Yeah, let`s disparagingly compare a young, nervous amateur in his first talent show with a couple of trained, seasoned professionals with years of practice! The kid should just quit right now, right? Ass-wipes.
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Male 1,341
Meh, didn`t even get a chuckle out of me. Good for him, though.
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Male 3,147
RobSwindol, It`s hardly like he`s been doing 5 gigs a week and all of them have been about his disability. It`s his first public gig plus it`s on a talent show - He had a couple of minutes to make an impact and didn`t do a bad job.
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Male 2,521
He was OK. I don`t want to sound like a douche, but in my opinion it`s more douche-like to give him more props just because he`s disabled.

It`s one thing to break the ice with a joke that points out your phisical condition, but there`s no need to beat a dead horse. It`s the same with any subject really. Knowing when to stop is key to good comedy that this kid obviously doesn`t get.
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Female 4,086
`i don`t want to lose my benefits.`
BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
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Male 514
Josh Blue is better
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Male 307

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Male 10,339
Also animark and Ollie. Epic.
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Male 10,339
Stand up kid! Take a bow!

It was really good.
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Male 3,437
@pinkminx22 like your personality.
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Female 1,163
Sweet kid, but he really wasn`t that funny.. He can keep working on it and keep improving..
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Male 15,832
"Wow! What a gr...gr...gr...great audience!"


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Female 4,359
funny little crippled f ucker.
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Male 427
@footpenis
Unlike Jim Jefferies that kid is pretty young. Only his first joke made me laugh, but it`s still a pretty good start imo.
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Male 16
Its Jimmy Valmer from South Park!
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Male 27
What great great audience
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Male 44
a couple cheap shots on himself but he`s not that funny. Jim Jefferies is funnier.
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Male 3,061
Link: Kid With Cerebral Palsy Does Stand-Up and KILLS [Rate Link] - It was on Britain`s Got Talent. There weren`t any sympathy votes given. He was that damn funny.
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