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Date: 04/23/13 08:41 AM

21 Responses to His Vs Hers: Diary Edition [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 8:42 am
    Link: His Vs Hers: Diary Edition - Typical but true.
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    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 8:50 am
    Hahahaha!
  3. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 9:02 am
    haha so true
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 9:05 am
    The story of my life has been written in two paragraphs.
    This is such an absolutely typical example, repeated almost verbatim the western world over.
    Mothers should show their daughters this clip, when they first start dating.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 9:05 am
    Spot on. =^.^=
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 9:06 am
    And if you asked him why he didn`t explain what was bugging him, he would have said "Why would I? She doesn`t know anything about motorbikes."
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36842 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 9:10 am

    hahahahahaha
    thank gawd I`m gay
  8. Profile photo of McThstlpnts
    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
    1540 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 9:16 am
    See...my husband and I don`t have this issue because we actually TALK TO EACH OTHER! If he has a problem with something, even if it is something I am not interested in, he still tells me and vice versa.
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 9:32 am
    Umm...Evidently I have never been in a typical relationship. O_O
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 9:40 am
    "Motorcycle won`t start... The new iteration of ignition system board I installed last evening seems to not be putting out as much current as is needed by the compact, per cylinder coils. Fell back to the previous version and got spark but, not fuel as that board was blown by the new model injectors.

    I`m going to up each power channel`s trace width by another .2mm and etch another board after getting material for the copper electrolysis tank.
    -Remember to up the current in the tank a bit to strengthen the through holes.
    -Buy 40 4A diodes and 3 microcontrollers.

    Chick is looking a little down. Can`t wait to get this thing running and take her for ride. 600cc`s and 150HP at over 100MPG just from modernizing the electronics. This will put the factory in the black!"

    The next day, she told him she was leaving. He never finished the project...
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    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 9:42 am
    My diary: I wish she would stop going out with tools
  12. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33117 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 9:57 am
    Or she could, you know, quit being a passive aggressive princess and actually SPEAK to him?

    Naw!
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    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 9:59 am
    "See...my husband and I don`t have this issue because we actually TALK TO EACH OTHER! If he has a problem with something, even if it is something I am not interested in, he still tells me and vice versa."

    She`s probably the kind of woman that rolls her eyes whenever he talks about anything man-related.

    Disclaimer: I fully realize that these diary entries are completely fictional.
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    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 10:04 am
    Even if he does tell her he gets a, "You love that bike more than me!" So when they break up she is going to mess with it.

    Fun thing is to read the first entry as a male voice.
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    rickwhite Male 30-39
    151 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 11:28 am
    Ahh the battle of the sexes. So much fun to play. So awful to lose. And as men... we always lose... so why play at all?

    Boobs.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 11:55 am
    Ha ha ha ha ha! Payback`s a bitch, bitch!
  17. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7607 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 12:14 pm
    Sorry- but not all women think like this. You got a problem- tell me, I am not a mind reader, if you say you are fine - I believe you. if you act all moody and rude for no reason you get a one day pass, then either cheer up or tell me what the problem is. Or leave- Whatever...
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    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2282 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 3:24 pm
    Most of the girls that guys go after are like this. The "9`s" and "10`s" of the world are emotionally high maintenance usually.
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 4:25 pm
    He keeps a diary?

    ...

    ...

    ...FAG!
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    Sleepyhallow Male 50-59
    1983 posts
    April 24, 2013 at 3:57 am
    @mykunter ~ Your comment was funnier than the actual post.
  21. Profile photo of RdDan
    RdDan Male 30-39
    759 posts
    April 24, 2013 at 8:05 pm
    Is it sparking? Have the coils got a good earth? If so, is the plug getting wet? If not it may be a fuel blockage. Open the tank in case the breather in the cap is blocked creating a vacuum. Is the fuel tap working? pull the line off the carb/throttle body and see if it flows fuel when turning the motor over. Is the choke stuck on? Give the ignition switch a spray of contact cleaner, likewise the kill switch. No luck?
    Use a compression gauge on all cylinders. Bit low? Put a bit of oil down each plug hole and compression test again. If the reading gets higher its likely to be rings, if not it`ll most likely be a tight valve clearance.
    Still no joy? Next move on to ignition. Find TDC on no.1 cylinder and check the static timing. Has the pulse coil/interruptor slipped on its mount? Will the bike bump start? If so it could be the source coil.
    Still nothing? Give me a ring and i`ll come have a look at it for you.

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