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Date: 04/26/13 08:31 AM

36 Responses to Here`s A Question…[Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 8:33 am
    Link: Here`s A Question... - ...That will really make you think...and your mouth...a little.
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    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 8:41 am
    I always say the same thing. Not ashamed to say that we use flush-able wet wipes here. Wipe until you think you`re clean with just toilet paper, then use ONE wet wipe and see what was left behind.
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    theshade Male 18-29
    54 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 8:45 am
    I really don`t get it.
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    rubbiten Male 18-29
    145 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 8:51 am
    yes i would
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    muhtalikuh Male 18-29
    241 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 8:52 am
    i use the three sea shells
  6. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 8:55 am
    So no one ever wets said paper and does a little moping??? It`s quite refreshing!!
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    Langer Male 18-29
    394 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 8:57 am
    Well, I try not to put anything in my mouth that has had contact with my anus
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 9:04 am
    @Kegomatix: Ditto. Even in parts of the world that Americans would describe as "primitive," they use water.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 9:08 am
    @Kegomatix: Flushable "wet wipes" are the best! How I survived before they were invented I just don`t know...

    @muhtalikuh: Ooo! Tell me how they work! Getting fines for swearing is draining my bank account!
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    SminkyPinky Female 30-39
    233 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 9:15 am
    McGovern1981: I wet and mop ;)
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    Smoothjc1 Male 50-59
    260 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 9:16 am
    Every sense I started doing the freshy fresh plain tp is NOT enough.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    7070 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 9:40 am
    Swan`s neck, can`t beat it.
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    chalket Male 50-59
    2712 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 10:09 am
    I`ve always wondered why America doesn`t install bidets as a standard fixture. Until I can afford one, wet wipes will have to do.
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    DingDingDong Male 30-39
    1511 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 10:14 am
    After visiting Japan, I realized how ass-backwards we are in America.

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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 10:31 am
    Be regular was drummed into me as a child.
    Wake up,
    Use toilet as necessary,
    Spend the day clean and feeling clean.
    There is nothing better than the comfort of your own home bathroom.
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    blobman2000 Male 30-39
    48 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 10:47 am
    why not just go ahead and do a full colon cleansing?
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    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 11:09 am
    to all the wet wipes advocates: do you not have showers? people have used paper for centuries and it was completely and totally fine.. where does this being scared of your own bodily functions come from? wipe with paper thoroughly, wash your hands, and you`re fine.. Nobody doubts that wet wipes are cleaner, but it`s just not necessary.
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    phirephoto Male 30-39
    329 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 11:18 am
    @McGovern1981 : I hope you mean mopping. Moping is something quite different. :)
  19. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 11:24 am
    @corydoras: Ooo! You just like to disturb the poo don`t you! >-( You.. you... poop disturber you!

    It`s afternoon, you`re at work, you drop a load, you drive home and shower?

    NO! You use a wet wipe, ffs!

    People used leaves and tree bark for thousands of years, what`s your point?
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 11:43 am
    Well since you should only be pooting once a day, train yourself to poo before the morning shower, and be done with it.
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    boogarcym Male 40-49
    320 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 11:45 am
    @DingDingDong - is the first button for a boob wash?
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    boogarcym Male 40-49
    320 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 11:49 am
    @muhtalikuh - I don`t know how to use the 3 shells
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 12:17 pm
    Hey, my poo don`t stink.
    and on a related note.....
    Opinions are like a-holes, everybody got one but nobody wants to see yours.
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 12:35 pm
    That`s why butts are gross.
  25. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 1:13 pm

    Context people, Context.
    Cleaning you butt is good. Having poop on your hand is not.
    Example: I don`t want a guy spitting on me but I`ll tongue kiss him. CONTEXT
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 1:59 pm
    Wipe your arse then go play on a keyboard covered in more germs than your arse ever will be
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 2:45 pm
    That`s why I always poop right before I shower.
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    An-egg Male 30-39
    885 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 4:18 pm
    Friday, April 26, 2013 4:17:54 PM
    well put.

    Equally you could do what the Arabs do and use one hand for wiping and the other for everything else.
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 5:15 pm
    that`s why when you shower (and you shower every day, or just shy of it, right?), you`re supposed to clean your as$hole and butt crack, so yeah, I`d be content with having the paper come back clean, as long as I get to wash the part soon after.
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    Xprez Male 30-39
    676 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 9:54 pm
    Gerry never ceases to be funny. That cracked me up, very well put.
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 11:46 pm
    i`m with nickel2 and Oldollie on this one,

    wake up, eat breakfast, stretch/workout. do my #2 and hit the shower. i want water and soap to clean myself! mind you, when i go hiking or camping i will admit defeat.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    April 26, 2013 at 11:53 pm
    Well, ain`t that whut them lil cardboard tubes in the middle o` the toidy paper is fer? Use `em right and won`t get shee-ut on anything!
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    ScottO198 Male 18-29
    83 posts
    April 27, 2013 at 2:14 am
    Feces is the only thing my @sshole touches; it has a very specific function. My hand, on the other hand, could touch poop and then touch something I put in my mouth. So unless you plan on pooping, and then eating a bag of Funyuns using your @sshole, I don`t think you have anything to worry about.
  34. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    April 27, 2013 at 1:08 pm
    omg, no I wouldn`t. I`d probably whip out the scrubbing brush and the disinfectant...
  35. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    April 27, 2013 at 3:27 pm
    Nice, ScottO198 :D
  36. Profile photo of Keyh
    Keyh Male 18-29
    226 posts
    April 27, 2013 at 4:01 pm
    I use 3 seashells.

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