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Submitted by: kitteh9lives 3 years ago Weird

...That will really make you think...and puke...in your mouth...a little.
There are 36 comments:
Male 226
I use 3 seashells.
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Female 1,478
Nice, ScottO198 :D
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Female 4,349
omg, no I wouldn`t. I`d probably whip out the scrubbing brush and the disinfectant...
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Male 83
Feces is the only thing my @sshole touches; it has a very specific function. My hand, on the other hand, could touch poop and then touch something I put in my mouth. So unless you plan on pooping, and then eating a bag of Funyuns using your @sshole, I don`t think you have anything to worry about.
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Female 6,381
Well, ain`t that whut them lil cardboard tubes in the middle o` the toidy paper is fer? Use `em right and won`t get shee-ut on anything!
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Male 2,416
i`m with nickel2 and Oldollie on this one,

wake up, eat breakfast, stretch/workout. do my #2 and hit the shower. i want water and soap to clean myself! mind you, when i go hiking or camping i will admit defeat.
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Male 676
Gerry never ceases to be funny. That cracked me up, very well put.
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Male 2,516
that`s why when you shower (and you shower every day, or just shy of it, right?), you`re supposed to clean your as$hole and butt crack, so yeah, I`d be content with having the paper come back clean, as long as I get to wash the part soon after.
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Male 884
Friday, April 26, 2013 4:17:54 PM
@ferdyfred
well put.

Equally you could do what the Arabs do and use one hand for wiping and the other for everything else.
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Male 15,832
That`s why I always poop right before I shower.
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Male 13,624
Wipe your arse then go play on a keyboard covered in more germs than your arse ever will be
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Male 37,888

Context people, Context.
Cleaning you butt is good. Having poop on your hand is not.
Example: I don`t want a guy spitting on me but I`ll tongue kiss him. CONTEXT
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Male 3,894
That`s why butts are gross.
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Male 2,096
Hey, my poo don`t stink.
and on a related note.....
Opinions are like a-holes, everybody got one but nobody wants to see yours.
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Male 323
@muhtalikuh - I don`t know how to use the 3 shells
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Male 323
@DingDingDong - is the first button for a boob wash?
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Male 10,339
Well since you should only be pooting once a day, train yourself to poo before the morning shower, and be done with it.
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Male 36,374
@corydoras: Ooo! You just like to disturb the poo don`t you! >-( You.. you... poop disturber you!

It`s afternoon, you`re at work, you drop a load, you drive home and shower?

NO! You use a wet wipe, ffs!

People used leaves and tree bark for thousands of years, what`s your point?
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Male 329
@McGovern1981 : I hope you mean mopping. Moping is something quite different. :)
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Male 642
to all the wet wipes advocates: do you not have showers? people have used paper for centuries and it was completely and totally fine.. where does this being scared of your own bodily functions come from? wipe with paper thoroughly, wash your hands, and you`re fine.. Nobody doubts that wet wipes are cleaner, but it`s just not necessary.
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Male 48
why not just go ahead and do a full colon cleansing?
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Male 5,874
Be regular was drummed into me as a child.
Wake up,
Breakfast,
Use toilet as necessary,
Shower.
Spend the day clean and feeling clean.
There is nothing better than the comfort of your own home bathroom.
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Male 1,511
After visiting Japan, I realized how ass-backwards we are in America.

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Male 2,711
I`ve always wondered why America doesn`t install bidets as a standard fixture. Until I can afford one, wet wipes will have to do.
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Male 7,123
Swan`s neck, can`t beat it.
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Male 260
Every sense I started doing the freshy fresh plain tp is NOT enough.
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Female 233
McGovern1981: I wet and mop ;)
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Male 36,374
@Kegomatix: Flushable "wet wipes" are the best! How I survived before they were invented I just don`t know...

@muhtalikuh: Ooo! Tell me how they work! Getting fines for swearing is draining my bank account!
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Male 6,227
@Kegomatix: Ditto. Even in parts of the world that Americans would describe as "primitive," they use water.
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Male 395
Well, I try not to put anything in my mouth that has had contact with my anus
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Male 14,330
So no one ever wets said paper and does a little moping??? It`s quite refreshing!!
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Male 241
i use the three sea shells
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Male 145
yes i would
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Male 54
I really don`t get it.
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Male 1,341
I always say the same thing. Not ashamed to say that we use flush-able wet wipes here. Wipe until you think you`re clean with just toilet paper, then use ONE wet wipe and see what was left behind.
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Female 8,044
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