Goose Vs Gorilla

Submitted by: MrPeabody 3 years ago Funny

Gorilla needs to turn in his Gorilla card.
There are 13 comments:
Male 3,745
geese are no joke man. you saw that ep of regular show right?
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Female 2,415
@Kain1, you go first! Find a Canadian goose and try to smack it around... I promise to video tape what happens. And then post it immediately onto Youtube.
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Male 17,512
turdburglar: Never said I was an `expert` on geese, or any other subject that I can recall.

I`ve never ate foie gras, never hunted them either. But I have spent many hours watching and feeding them (and ducks and swans) stale bread at a local pond. The first thing you learn very quickly is to stay away from their nests.
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Male 440
I remember when I was about 5 and my uncle said to me "sure, go ahead, pet the goose". I still wake up screaming!
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Male 37,890

@ CrakrJak - LOL for the Mike Tyson comment
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Male 2,096
Two against one. And the little buggers got teeth on their tongues. Don`t monkey around with a goose.
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Male 36,512
Don`t mess with Canada! Even our gooses are tough!
Geeses?

And give the poor gorilla a break, there were two of them! He was outnumbered...
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Male 3,445
Geese are pretty aggressive.
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Male 4,893

Is there any subject you are not an expert on, crakr?
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Male 17,512
Kain1: Geese will defend a nesting site to the point of death. Geese are NOT smart they are aggressive and stupid, like Mike Tyson w/o his medication.
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Male 2,790
looks like those geese are trained in...

guerrilla warfare
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Male 1,471
Seriously, just smack that pooty bird around a bit. They aren`t completely stupid, they are capable of learning. If it charges at a gorilla (or a person for that matter) and get`s it`s ass handed to it, it will learn not to do that again.
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Male 1,920
Link: Goose Vs Gorilla [Rate Link] - Gorilla needs to turn in his Gorilla card.
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