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Date: 04/13/13 08:16 AM

13 Responses to Goose Vs Gorilla

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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    April 13, 2013 at 8:17 am
    Link: Goose Vs Gorilla - Gorilla needs to turn in his Gorilla card.
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    Kain1 Male 18-29
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    April 13, 2013 at 8:29 am
    Seriously, just smack that pooty bird around a bit. They aren`t completely stupid, they are capable of learning. If it charges at a gorilla (or a person for that matter) and get`s it`s ass handed to it, it will learn not to do that again.
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    cyborg Male 13-17
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    April 13, 2013 at 9:17 am
    looks like those geese are trained in...

    guerrilla warfare
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    April 13, 2013 at 9:20 am
    Kain1: Geese will defend a nesting site to the point of death. Geese are NOT smart they are aggressive and stupid, like Mike Tyson w/o his medication.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
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    April 13, 2013 at 9:38 am

    Is there any subject you are not an expert on, crakr?
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
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    April 13, 2013 at 10:03 am
    Geese are pretty aggressive.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    April 13, 2013 at 10:07 am
    Don`t mess with Canada! Even our gooses are tough!

    And give the poor gorilla a break, there were two of them! He was outnumbered...
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    April 13, 2013 at 10:24 am
    Two against one. And the little buggers got teeth on their tongues. Don`t monkey around with a goose.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    April 13, 2013 at 10:38 am

    @ CrakrJak - LOL for the Mike Tyson comment
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    Shelworth Male 50-59
    389 posts
    April 13, 2013 at 11:04 am
    I remember when I was about 5 and my uncle said to me "sure, go ahead, pet the goose". I still wake up screaming!
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    April 13, 2013 at 5:41 pm
    turdburglar: Never said I was an `expert` on geese, or any other subject that I can recall.

    I`ve never ate foie gras, never hunted them either. But I have spent many hours watching and feeding them (and ducks and swans) stale bread at a local pond. The first thing you learn very quickly is to stay away from their nests.
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    April 14, 2013 at 6:18 am
    @Kain1, you go first! Find a Canadian goose and try to smack it around... I promise to video tape what happens. And then post it immediately onto Youtube.
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    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    April 14, 2013 at 12:21 pm
    geese are no joke man. you saw that ep of regular show right?

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