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Date: 04/29/13 07:46 AM

23 Responses to Girls Und Panzer: Anglerfish War!

  1. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31787 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 7:47 am
    Link: Girls Und Panzer: Anglerfish War! - Your daily WTF, from Japan of course!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31787 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 8:03 am
    I`m in heaven!
    >^..^<

    Sorry I couldn`t find a subtitled version online, the lyrics are very funny...

    Good news everyone! They`ve announced a "Girls und Panzer" movie for next year! Hooray!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31787 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 8:12 am
    This One Has Subtitles But the resolution is terrible! Alas!

    "I want to meet that girl and will across this sea
    The light on my head is my sign of love
    Burning, scorching and swaying (x2)
    Come here an an
    Don`t run an an
    Shaking the waves an an an..."

    Nevermind that the anglerfish with the lights are all girls... :-D
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 9:21 am
    When I think that Japan couldn`t make me tilt my head and wonder in the hell am I watching, they come out with this and, TOTALLY REDEEM THEMSELVES!!!
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 9:28 am
    its a fun series to watch. I watched it a while back when you mentioned it before 5Cats
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    chicagojay Male 40-49
    2018 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 9:36 am
    Why are they all so fat? .... Feed them!
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    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5101 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 9:45 am
    Saw the thumbnail, read the title, thought "5cats.".
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2685 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 10:24 am
    i hope this doesnt awaken anything inside me.
  9. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31787 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 10:56 am
    Watch Girls und Panzer Here Legally! For free! You have to watch some adverts though... not many.

    I just love this show! Am hoping for season 2 and happy there`s a movie on the way!

    @chicagojay: lolz! They`re Japanese schoolgirls, anime style! Real Japanese girls have curves, same as everyone.

    @Tiredofnicks: :-) Better than @davymid`s 5Cats predicting.

    @robthelurker: Don`t worry! They`re all legal, in Japan, more or less... most of them... ;-) (They`re in grades 10-12)

    Besides: they`re just cartoon characters, eh?
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    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 10:56 am
    THAT WAS ADORABLE!
  11. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31787 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 11:09 am



    (What @5Cats wants for Christmas...)

    Sadly, the Leopon Team isn`t in this video. They`re my favorites!

    Buy It Here! A mere $50 usd! 9 more at the link too...
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2685 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 12:25 pm
    @5cats i was referring to my newly discovered anglerfish fetish. i never saw the beautiful sexiness in those fish before this video. "I took a fish head to a movie, didnt have to pay to get it in."
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31787 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 1:28 pm
    @robthelurker: Eat them up, YUM! (A classic song!)

    Hey, at least you know all the anglerfish you find are girls! Wouldn`t want to be GAY about it... ;-)

    See, it`s a joke... if it needs explaining...

    Specifically, is it the fish themselves or cute girls in anglerfish costumes? Not that either is unacceptable...



    Team Logo... @robthelurker`s next tattoo?
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31787 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 1:31 pm



    Do Want!
  15. Profile photo of Smutleybutt
    Smutleybutt Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 3:29 pm
    5Cats this sentence you wrote bothers me:
    "They`re all legal, in Japan, more or less... most of them... ;-) (They`re in grades 10-12)"

    Something just doesn`t seem right about that to me.
  16. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31787 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 5:46 pm
    @SmutleyButt: afaik: 13 is the "legal age" in Japan for girls to get married or have sex. Except where it`s not, like big cities. And it`s different for boys... afaik.

    These girls are in High School, grades 10-12, so they`re mostly old enough. Except, of course, they`re fictional...

    Girls & Panzer Review covers some of the basics.
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    12chars Male 18-29
    906 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 7:42 pm
    5Cats Thank you Mr.Killjoy
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    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 9:07 pm
    What annoys me is that anime has become such a stereotype of itself that you can tell the personalities of the characters based on their static facial expressions (which are the same ones used in every single other anime period.)
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    phinn Male 18-29
    88 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 9:43 pm
    is it so weird that i`m teaching myself this dance now

    or is it just because it`s late and i`ve been drinking?
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    April 30, 2013 at 7:05 am
    We need to redo this with 4 fat american chicks
  21. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31787 posts
    April 30, 2013 at 7:53 am
    @phinn: A bit of both I`d guess ;-) Don`t forget to learn the words in both Japanese and English!

    @Draculya: No... just no!

    The story behind the Anglerfish Dance: It`s used twice in the TV series! Once because they lost a bet, and the second time to improve moral! (And it was cold out).

    It`s a dance done at a festival, presumably in Oorai (which is a real place, not the ship though).

    First Dance

    Second Dance

    With helpful subtitles!

    Did I mention I like this show a lot? Yeah? Ok then...
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    rncotton Male 30-39
    417 posts
    April 30, 2013 at 8:16 am
    Still more entertaining than Spongebob
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    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 10:19 pm
    the first 2 girls on the far right...

    "wtf am i doing here..."

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