Girls Und Panzer: Anglerfish War!

Submitted by: 5cats 4 years ago in Funny

Your daily WTF, from Japan of course!
There are 23 comments:
Male 3,745
the first 2 girls on the far right...

"wtf am i doing here..."
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Male 417
Still more entertaining than Spongebob
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Male 40,300
@phinn: A bit of both I`d guess ;-) Don`t forget to learn the words in both Japanese and English!

@Draculya: No... just no!

The story behind the Anglerfish Dance: It`s used twice in the TV series! Once because they lost a bet, and the second time to improve moral! (And it was cold out).

It`s a dance done at a festival, presumably in Oorai (which is a real place, not the ship though).

First Dance

Second Dance

With helpful subtitles!

Did I mention I like this show a lot? Yeah? Ok then...
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Male 15,182
We need to redo this with 4 fat american chicks
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Male 88
is it so weird that i`m teaching myself this dance now

or is it just because it`s late and i`ve been drinking?
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Male 1,162
What annoys me is that anime has become such a stereotype of itself that you can tell the personalities of the characters based on their static facial expressions (which are the same ones used in every single other anime period.)
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Male 903
5Cats Thank you Mr.Killjoy
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Male 40,300
@SmutleyButt: afaik: 13 is the "legal age" in Japan for girls to get married or have sex. Except where it`s not, like big cities. And it`s different for boys... afaik.

These girls are in High School, grades 10-12, so they`re mostly old enough. Except, of course, they`re fictional...

Girls & Panzer Review covers some of the basics.
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Male 1,377
5Cats this sentence you wrote bothers me:
"They`re all legal, in Japan, more or less... most of them... ;-) (They`re in grades 10-12)"

Something just doesn`t seem right about that to me.
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Male 40,300



Do Want!
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Male 40,300
@robthelurker: Eat them up, YUM! (A classic song!)

Hey, at least you know all the anglerfish you find are girls! Wouldn`t want to be GAY about it... ;-)

See, it`s a joke... if it needs explaining...

Specifically, is it the fish themselves or cute girls in anglerfish costumes? Not that either is unacceptable...



Team Logo... @robthelurker`s next tattoo?
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Male 3,620
@5cats i was referring to my newly discovered anglerfish fetish. i never saw the beautiful sexiness in those fish before this video. "I took a fish head to a movie, didnt have to pay to get it in."
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Male 40,300



(What @5Cats wants for Christmas...)

Sadly, the Leopon Team isn`t in this video. They`re my favorites!

Buy It Here! A mere $50 usd! 9 more at the link too...
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Female 1,203
THAT WAS ADORABLE!
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Male 40,300
Watch Girls und Panzer Here Legally! For free! You have to watch some adverts though... not many.

I just love this show! Am hoping for season 2 and happy there`s a movie on the way!

@chicagojay: lolz! They`re Japanese schoolgirls, anime style! Real Japanese girls have curves, same as everyone.

@Tiredofnicks: :-) Better than @davymid`s 5Cats predicting.

@robthelurker: Don`t worry! They`re all legal, in Japan, more or less... most of them... ;-) (They`re in grades 10-12)

Besides: they`re just cartoon characters, eh?
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Male 3,620
i hope this doesnt awaken anything inside me.
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Male 5,094
Saw the thumbnail, read the title, thought "5cats.".
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Male 2,099
Why are they all so fat? .... Feed them!
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Male 2,988
its a fun series to watch. I watched it a while back when you mentioned it before 5Cats
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Male 3,060
When I think that Japan couldn`t make me tilt my head and wonder in the hell am I watching, they come out with this and, TOTALLY REDEEM THEMSELVES!!!
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Male 40,300
This One Has Subtitles But the resolution is terrible! Alas!

"I want to meet that girl and will across this sea
The light on my head is my sign of love
Burning, scorching and swaying (x2)
Come here an an
Don`t run an an
Shaking the waves an an an..."

Nevermind that the anglerfish with the lights are all girls... :-D
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Male 40,300
I`m in heaven!
>^..^<

Sorry I couldn`t find a subtitled version online, the lyrics are very funny...

Good news everyone! They`ve announced a "Girls und Panzer" movie for next year! Hooray!
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Male 40,300
Link: Girls Und Panzer: Anglerfish War! [Rate Link] - Your daily WTF, from Japan of course!
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