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Date: 04/28/13 06:05 PM

22 Responses to Genius Hemingway [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of peppyprep
    peppyprep Female 13-17
    476 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 6:07 pm
    Link: Genius Hemingway - Inspirational. Brilliant. How we should strive to live our lives.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 6:14 pm
    Stupid post, I didn`t even bother to read it.

    (Heh heh heh... 4 stars, Peppy. I love Papa Hemingway.)
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2343 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 6:17 pm
    He left out before you sober up, drink.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36829 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 6:39 pm

    Before you tap it - wrap it
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33079 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 7:13 pm
    @CaptKangaroo: Actually, Hemingway probably would say that too! :-)

    What he should have said was: Don`t take your wife on your African Safaris...

    She was the "Yoko Ono" or "Courtney Love" of her generation... Mary Welsh I mean, the 4th wife...
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 7:22 pm
    Whateva mr hemminwey i do wut i wan
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 8:16 pm
    & then shoot yourself in da face!
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 8:35 pm
    There are such better Hemingway quotes:

    "Always do sober what you said you`d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut"

    "An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools"

    "Drinking is a way of ending the day"
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    Zismo Male 18-29
    1054 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 9:42 pm
    If everybody followed this advice, there would be no comments anywhere, ever.
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    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 9:53 pm
    act/listen: meh
    react/think: ok
    spend/earn: definitely
    criticize/wait: ?
    pray/forgive: double ?
    quit/try: absolutely

    speaking in platitudes is not that brilliant really. not taking anything away from the man but writing inspirational poster fodder isn`t that impressive. that isht is easy. to wit:

    before you jump, breath.
    before you scream, whisper.
    before you hate, love.
    before you do, practice.
    before you post, reread the wack isht you wrote in the comment box, realize it`s lame and don`t click `post`, watch porn for a while. or, ya know, whatevs, just post it.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36829 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 10:37 pm

    Sure. `Cause a dead old alcoholic is just the sort of person you want to take advice from.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 10:52 pm
    one of my favourite authors. and good advice.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 11:59 pm
    All is good until you realise you work for a bunch
    of cnuts who know you are more intellectually savvy
    than they are and throw you on the night shift so
    you are out of their way
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 12:44 am
    Before you go to Walmart, view this post.
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    Mikeoxsbiggg Male 30-39
    1502 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 6:28 am
    You had me until the forgive part. Not so good at that.
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    bastrid Female 30-39
    47 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 6:38 am
    and Gerry1of1, lets not forget the familial tendency to commit suicide.
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    Essersmith Male 18-29
    275 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 7:24 am
    How to be a troll:
    act, react, spend, criticize, pray and quit
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    7046 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 11:01 am
    I never pray and I seldom forgive. The rest are fine, though
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    hamptoninn Male 30-39
    57 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 2:57 pm
    Not Hemingway
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    Cartunze Male 60-69
    841 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 3:38 pm
    Thanks, Hamptoninn. I always doubt these quotes because Abraham Lincoln always said "Never believe what you see on the internet".
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    April 30, 2013 at 9:11 am
    This from a guy who put a bullet in his brain
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    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1566 posts
    May 2, 2013 at 3:16 am
    When I want to see this kind of texts, I just check Facebook....

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