Genius Hemingway [Pic]

Submitted by: peppyprep 4 years ago in

Inspirational. Brilliant. How we should strive to live our lives.
There are 22 comments:
Male 1,569
When I want to see this kind of texts, I just check Facebook....
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Male 2,097
This from a guy who put a bullet in his brain
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Male 840
Thanks, Hamptoninn. I always doubt these quotes because Abraham Lincoln always said "Never believe what you see on the internet".
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Male 57
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Male 7,123
I never pray and I seldom forgive. The rest are fine, though
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Male 275
How to be a troll:
act, react, spend, criticize, pray and quit
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Female 47
and Gerry1of1, lets not forget the familial tendency to commit suicide.
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Male 1,497
You had me until the forgive part. Not so good at that.
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Male 5,874
Before you go to Walmart, view this post.
Walfart
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Male 13,624
All is good until you realise you work for a bunch
of cnuts who know you are more intellectually savvy
than they are and throw you on the night shift so
you are out of their way
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Female 4,359
one of my favourite authors. and good advice.
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Male 38,498

Sure. `Cause a dead old alcoholic is just the sort of person you want to take advice from.
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Male 904
act/listen: meh
react/think: ok
spend/earn: definitely
criticize/wait: ?
pray/forgive: double ?
quit/try: absolutely

speaking in platitudes is not that brilliant really. not taking anything away from the man but writing inspirational poster fodder isn`t that impressive. that isht is easy. to wit:

before you jump, breath.
before you scream, whisper.
before you hate, love.
before you do, practice.
before you post, reread the wack isht you wrote in the comment box, realize it`s lame and don`t click `post`, watch porn for a while. or, ya know, whatevs, just post it.
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Male 1,060
If everybody followed this advice, there would be no comments anywhere, ever.
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Male 3,842
There are such better Hemingway quotes:

"Always do sober what you said you`d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut"

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools"

"Drinking is a way of ending the day"
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Female 2,549
& then shoot yourself in da face!
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Male 2,841
Whateva mr hemminwey i do wut i wan
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Male 37,826
@CaptKangaroo: Actually, Hemingway probably would say that too! :-)

What he should have said was: Don`t take your wife on your African Safaris...

She was the "Yoko Ono" or "Courtney Love" of her generation... Mary Welsh I mean, the 4th wife...
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Male 38,498

Before you tap it - wrap it
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Male 2,764
He left out before you sober up, drink.
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Male 6,227
Stupid post, I didn`t even bother to read it.

(Heh heh heh... 4 stars, Peppy. I love Papa Hemingway.)
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Female 476
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