French Scientist Says: Girls Should NOT Wear Bras

Submitted by: paperduck 3 years ago Science

And it only took 15 years and "studying" 130 sets of knockers. *wink wink*
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Male 2,675
My high school guidance counselor never told me THAT was an option!

"After 15 years of meticulously studying the breasts of 130 women"
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Female 30
you all have clearly missee the many free falling boobies on the national geographic channel. thise women seem to have not a care in the world.
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Male 3,631
Apparently this researcher never saw a segment of national geographic - that sh*t`s been burned into my mind since I was 5 years old.
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Female 2,927
Im sorry but if your above a c cup NOT wearing a bra is painful!
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Male 2,549
Well, you`ve convinced me...I`m taking off my bra and never wearing it again. ;-)
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Female 7,832
I have a sports bra, takes about 18 hours to get in to the bugger mind, but I find my bra comfortable- and as my boobs are a fair size I find a decent underwire means I can forget them. No one should have to wear a bra- or shave anything they can`t be arsed to. Why shave in winter - possibly if you look like a bear then it saves on deodorant- but women actually are not nearly as hairy as men to start with.. and as for your foof- sod off, How to look like a Tescos value chicken with water warts...
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Male 14,330

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Male 1,745
Magentab0b why would you want to trick people into thinking your boobs are fake? All natural is 1000x better even if smaller.
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Female 1,467
It is an esthetics thing for me. Sometimes I wear two or three to make it seem like I have fake boobs.

A la JennaMarbles: How to Trick People Into Thinking You Have Fake Boobs
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Male 14,330
@McThstlpnts

No he just clearly likes women that look like little hairy boys.
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Male 14,330
@MrPeabody

I was just about to quote my studies of almost the same thing look at tribal women of Africa!!

@Marco51

Enjoy your malnourished hairy women with no tatas! BRING THE JUICY KNOCKERS TO ME!!!
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Female 1,540
@thudbanstar I concur. My mother passed on the huge boob gene to me and there is absolutely NO WAY IN HELL I am not wearing a bra. This `study` was not taking well endowed women into account.

@Marco51 You are a male and clearly have no clue what you are talking about.
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Male 1,093
HOW can one argue with science?
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Male 51
@thubanstar : you probably have issues with your boobs getting in the way because you probably weigh above 200 pounds, as you are from the land of the fat people.
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Female 836
God, this is a stupid study...

Look, women wear bras for a few reasons. Speaking as a DD cup, YOU HAVE TO WEAR THEM TO NOT DROOP AND FLOP AROUND IN A VERY UNAPPEALING WAY. If you are not an A cup or 18 years old, yeah, you need a bra or it looks GROSS. Figures the land of "don`t shave under your arms" came up with that one. derp.
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Female 3,001
I reallyyyyy hate bras.
I`m all for no bras, freedom for boobs! No more stupid wires caging my boobs to my ribs, I can`t see a downside to this...
@madduck, we can still own sports bras in this bra free world then, their totally different things anyhoo
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Male 406
@InvaderTiger It`s distracting to every one... but I think boobs should get to run free and if thats gonna distract me then so be it:)
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Female 4,349
look, I`m fine with that, cause wearing a tight elastic band that restricts my bosums and attempts to cut me in half all day is f ucking torture, just so long as men remember that all womans breasts are not perfect/above the waist any more.
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Female 7,832
A bra is worn ( by me at least) to stop the damn things getting in the way. Try running or boxing without a bra- it hurts. nearest male equivalent would be hurdling naked...
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Male 769
alright everyone; calm your tits.
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Female 55
I dunno about the rest of the girls, but having my boobs flop around all the time it a little distracting and uncomfortable. I will continue to wear my bra, thanks.
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Male 11,740
Item not found when I clicked the link. I guess I`ll have to do my own research.
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Male 37,888

MrPeabody has his doctorate in Hooterology.
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Male 6,227
LOL @ Mr. Peabody`s post. =^.^=
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Male 1,920
Although I am not a medical professional, I do have around 30 years of experience researching mastology in human females. My last documented study was of the Chinese Hooters which was published recently here.

That being said, during my early research in my adolescence, I had studied many of the native tribes that appeared in National Geographic. I have noted that I have never seen one of the tribal females who do not wear bras, and is over the age of 20 with breasts that did not look like prunes. This of course can not be healthy. It definitely had a negative impact on my eyes. I am aware that there may be other environmental issues involved such as exposure to the Sun, or nutrition etc. For this reason I suggest we try to replicate the results of this study.
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Male 676
I heard that women don`t need to wear panties, either.........
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Male 3,445
Hmm...this study will require confirmatory research. I volunteer.
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Female 160
I already knew they don`t help with back pain or future sagging. I wear them because they prevent my boobs from flopping all over the place.
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Male 1,268
Doubt this "study" even exists. Couldn`t find anything linking to the actual Jean-Denis Rouillon study, just a bunch of english sites saying he said this.

I`m not a fan of large breasts to begin with, that said, I very much doubt most women over the age of 30 with DD cupped breasts wear their bra to "prevent sagging in the future." They`re wearing it to prevent sagging at that moment.
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Male 37,888

But it makes me feel pretty!

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Male 1,745
Link: French Scientist Says: Girls Should NOT Wear Bras [Rate Link] - And it only took 15 years and `studying` 130 sets of knockers. *wink wink*
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