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Date: 04/23/13 04:10 PM

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 4:11 pm
    Link: Explanations - Now try explaining Jersey Shore.
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    Mad_Gremlyn Male 30-39
    512 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 4:33 pm
    LOL Flawless Victory. Also, a black male communist from Kenya is president (I`ve never been able to resist throwing rocks at a hornets nest XD)!
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    Magickrat Male 40-49
    535 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 5:11 pm
    "I`ve never been able to resist throwing rocks at a hornets nest XD"

    And I`ve never been able to resist the temptation to point out an ignorant FoxBot schmuck...
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    Mad_Gremlyn Male 30-39
    512 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 8:25 pm
    @Magickrat LOL, you fail. "FoxBot" Yeah, that`s me. Idiot.
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    WesleyV78 Male 30-39
    143 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 8:34 pm
    Nice. Also, we do not beat women with our hands. We just make them feel fat.
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    Magickrat Male 40-49
    535 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 8:40 pm
    @Mad_Gremlyn

    I got as far as "Kenyan" before I realized you were just an irrelevant low-watt, lip-synching Hannity & Beck lyrics ad nauseum...
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 8:54 pm
    We`re running $trillion+ deficits, hiring convicted terrorists to teach at our universities, and burning our food supply.
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    AvatarJohn Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 9:18 pm
    @Magickrat, that was the whole post.

    I got as far as "nauseum" before I stopped reading your post. Because that was it. That was the last word you wrote. So I stopped. Dur...

    How about, we`re still getting bombed by Islamist Muslim terrorists but our cowardly, dickless President is too scared to say so... Because he`s a pussy.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    April 23, 2013 at 9:41 pm
    Mr 50`s: "You all have pocket phones?"
    Me: "Yeah. A lot of us. They outstrip the greatest computers from your era and cost less than a day`s pay."
    Mr. 50`s: "You must call each other all the time!"
    Me: "Who the hell uses a cellphone to call? I mostly use it for music, sh*tty turn-by-turn directions and, as you popped out of the tunnel, I was selling stock."
    Mr. 50`s: "WOW!!! REALLY?!!!"
    Me: "Yeah but, before that, I was... Lookin` at cats..."
    Mr. 50`s: "This is INCREDIBLE!!!"
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    Me: "Here, check out this dude and GF on a train."
    Mr. 50`s: "Jesus!!" *stumbles*
    Me: "Pff! Light-weight. Hey: Gay people get married!!"
    Mr. 50`s: "JESUS!!!"
    Me: "We just started selling a toy you can poke you d*ck and have a robotic dildo drive into your SO on the other side of the planet!"
    Mr. 50`s: *runs while covering ears*
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13596 posts
    April 24, 2013 at 12:28 am
    Its all relative
    time and invention, 20 years from now we will look primitive, probably less than that
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    Magickrat Male 40-49
    535 posts
    April 24, 2013 at 7:26 am
    @AvatarJohn,
    There`s no words in his post after "Kenya"?
    In actuality, there`s nothing else you want to read after the word "Kenya". You got your fill of FoxBot propaganda. Anything else might actually be fact. And we all know you don`t want to hear any of that...
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4710 posts
    April 24, 2013 at 8:24 am

    "Hellow sir from the the 50`s. Yes, they are twice as loud and opinionated, but we aren`t allowed to smack the women. Can we trade places?"
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    xCANDACEx Female 30-39
    283 posts
    April 24, 2013 at 2:48 pm
    what was that about a toy d*ck, robotic dildo?
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    April 25, 2013 at 2:00 pm
    "what was that about a toy d*ck, robotic dildo?"
    Doing this...
    And that...
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    liabach Male 40-49
    3242 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 7:33 am
    i entirely disagree with all of you. point out your misspellings when i cant argue against the logic of the points you havemade. now look at my cat!!
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