Explanations [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Funny

Now try explaining Jersey Shore.
There are 15 comments:
Male 3,231
i entirely disagree with all of you. point out your misspellings when i cant argue against the logic of the points you havemade. now look at my cat!!
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Male 5,624
"what was that about a toy d*ck, robotic dildo?"
Doing this...
And that...
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Female 283
what was that about a toy d*ck, robotic dildo?
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Male 4,891

"Hellow sir from the the 50`s. Yes, they are twice as loud and opinionated, but we aren`t allowed to smack the women. Can we trade places?"
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Male 535
@AvatarJohn,
There`s no words in his post after "Kenya"?
In actuality, there`s nothing else you want to read after the word "Kenya". You got your fill of FoxBot propaganda. Anything else might actually be fact. And we all know you don`t want to hear any of that...
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Male 13,630
Its all relative
time and invention, 20 years from now we will look primitive, probably less than that
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Male 5,624
Mr 50`s: "You all have pocket phones?"
Me: "Yeah. A lot of us. They outstrip the greatest computers from your era and cost less than a day`s pay."
Mr. 50`s: "You must call each other all the time!"
Me: "Who the hell uses a cellphone to call? I mostly use it for music, sh*tty turn-by-turn directions and, as you popped out of the tunnel, I was selling stock."
Mr. 50`s: "WOW!!! REALLY?!!!"
Me: "Yeah but, before that, I was... Lookin` at cats..."
Mr. 50`s: "This is INCREDIBLE!!!"
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Me: "Here, check out this dude and GF on a train."
Mr. 50`s: "Jesus!!" *stumbles*
Me: "Pff! Light-weight. Hey: Gay people get married!!"
Mr. 50`s: "JESUS!!!"
Me: "We just started selling a toy you can poke you d*ck and have a robotic dildo drive into your SO on the other side of the planet!"
Mr. 50`s: *runs while covering ears*
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Male 1,059
@Magickrat, that was the whole post.

I got as far as "nauseum" before I stopped reading your post. Because that was it. That was the last word you wrote. So I stopped. Dur...

How about, we`re still getting bombed by Islamist Muslim terrorists but our cowardly, dickless President is too scared to say so... Because he`s a pussy.
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Male 15,832
We`re running $trillion+ deficits, hiring convicted terrorists to teach at our universities, and burning our food supply.
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Male 535
@Mad_Gremlyn

I got as far as "Kenyan" before I realized you were just an irrelevant low-watt, lip-synching Hannity & Beck lyrics ad nauseum...
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Male 144
Nice. Also, we do not beat women with our hands. We just make them feel fat.
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Male 512
@Magickrat LOL, you fail. "FoxBot" Yeah, that`s me. Idiot.
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Male 535
"I`ve never been able to resist throwing rocks at a hornets nest XD"

And I`ve never been able to resist the temptation to point out an ignorant FoxBot schmuck...
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Male 512
LOL Flawless Victory. Also, a black male communist from Kenya is president (I`ve never been able to resist throwing rocks at a hornets nest XD)!
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Female 8,043
Link: Explanations [Pic] [Rate Link] - Now try explaining Jersey Shore.
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