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Date: 04/09/13 02:59 PM

16 Responses to Do You Have Time To Masturbate? [Pic]

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    12chars Male 18-29
    906 posts
    April 9, 2013 at 3:02 pm
    Link: Do You Have Time To Masturbate? - You make time for the important things in life. Wink, wink.
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    Lillim Female 30-39
    269 posts
    April 9, 2013 at 3:37 pm
    So what, if you`re a girl you aren`t supposed to masturbate? Cause I can tell you right now that`s not the case...
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    April 9, 2013 at 4:17 pm
    this shows the end for the Girls
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    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    April 9, 2013 at 4:40 pm
    So that`s why most guys are always late.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9261 posts
    April 9, 2013 at 4:49 pm
    That was easy, I don`t have a life. So time to fap away.
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    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4916 posts
    April 9, 2013 at 4:58 pm
    Lillim we all know that girls masturbate too,but the 99% of girls will never admit it.
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    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4916 posts
    April 9, 2013 at 4:59 pm
    Oh and usually girls don`t fart too.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    April 9, 2013 at 5:48 pm

    There are some basic truths in life;
    There is always room for Jello
    There are no calories in birthday cake
    and there is always time to masturbate

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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3887 posts
    April 9, 2013 at 7:04 pm
    @gerry.
    you forgot one truth:
    amazon has great prices on sex toys.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    April 10, 2013 at 2:01 am
    panth753
    That was easy, I don`t have a life. So time to fap away.
    ------------
    I would fap with you if you lived closer :-D
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    April 10, 2013 at 2:06 am
    Oh crap I take that back your only 21 or so
    same age as my niece
    Im shamed and will get my coat and go now
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    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    April 10, 2013 at 4:13 am
    Why do you yanks always include a bottle of soap or lotion or whatever that is when referencing to masturbation?

    Edit: Oh, I get it I think, no foreskins?
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    furryblob Male 18-29
    574 posts
    April 10, 2013 at 3:53 pm
    I hate it when people call it "fap". Young people these days have no imagination.
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    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 2:10 am
    My favorite nearly euphemistic phrase is, "Rub a dub tug."
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    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 2:11 am
    Damn, I just realized that the phrase is a unpunny pun. Oh well. I did need a reason for today`s flogging session.
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    April 11, 2013 at 9:38 am
    I think it`s interesting that you think it`s a girl when it "takes a while". It only takes a while (usually never) to finish when I`m actually with a guy.

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