Do You Have Time To Masturbate? [Pic]

Submitted by: 12chars 4 years ago in Funny

You make time for the important things in life. Wink, wink.
There are 16 comments:
Female 1,803
I think it`s interesting that you think it`s a girl when it "takes a while". It only takes a while (usually never) to finish when I`m actually with a guy.
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Female 1,467
Damn, I just realized that the phrase is a unpunny pun. Oh well. I did need a reason for today`s flogging session.
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Female 1,467
My favorite nearly euphemistic phrase is, "Rub a dub tug."
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Male 573
I hate it when people call it "fap". Young people these days have no imagination.
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Male 5,094
Why do you yanks always include a bottle of soap or lotion or whatever that is when referencing to masturbation?

Edit: Oh, I get it I think, no foreskins?
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Male 13,630
Oh crap I take that back your only 21 or so
same age as my niece
Im shamed and will get my coat and go now
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Male 13,630
panth753
That was easy, I don`t have a life. So time to fap away.
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I would fap with you if you lived closer :-D
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Female 4,084
@gerry.
you forgot one truth:
amazon has great prices on sex toys.
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Male 39,877

There are some basic truths in life;
There is always room for Jello
There are no calories in birthday cake
and there is always time to masturbate

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Male 5,163
Oh and usually girls don`t fart too.
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Male 5,163
Lillim we all know that girls masturbate too,but the 99% of girls will never admit it.
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Female 9,572
That was easy, I don`t have a life. So time to fap away.
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Female 1,467
So that`s why most guys are always late.
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Female 269
So what, if you`re a girl you aren`t supposed to masturbate? Cause I can tell you right now that`s not the case...
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Male 903
Link: Do You Have Time To Masturbate? [Pic] [Rate Link] - You make time for the important things in life. Wink, wink.
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