Cop Accidentally Eats Daughters Weed Cake

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in

Gets majorly harsh buzz in the process. Just one bite, Captain Bringdown--not the entire cake.
There are 30 comments:
Female 2,691
Maybe he got a headsup that there was going to be a piss test at work that day. Just covering his ass, with the cake story.

Or yeah, maybe some random idiot left druggy cake on a cops kitchen counter. Sounds logical.
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Female 2,415
Toxic my ass. Stupid f*er eating the whole damn thing.
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Male 884
@reDonkulous
Maybe he had the munchies
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Female 543
WTF, why the whole thing? One slice wasn`t enough for breakfast, chubbs? That probably made you sick, not the weed lolz. That`s what you get for eating other people`s cakes
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Male 164
and ever since he has been a much more relaxed dad :)
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Male 427
wow.. so there was a cake in the kitchen not meant for him and he ate the whole thing? seriously? that was pretty pooty of him, but I guess he learned his lesson.
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Male 406
see if they just educate people he would have known just to eat sugar to get down a bit... cause there is no doubt if get a bad dizzying feeling it feels like... well more or less how he is describing it.
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Male 210
"I woke up in the morning and ate it. The whole thing." Wow who eats a whole cake in the morning? No wonder you felt sick fatty
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Male 15,832
He ate someone else`s entire cake? I`d say he got what he deserved. At least they ought to charge him with petty theft.
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Female 160
He felt "sick"?
More like high as a kite.
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Male 795
"I thought I was dying." Classic amateur quote.
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Female 4,359
thats pretty f ucking funny
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Male 1,685
pussy.
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Male 3,620
piga just cant hold their sh*t.
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Male 2,579
"toxic"? lmao yeah right
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Male 2,579
Weak hearted pig suffers the consequences for his gluttony!
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Female 7,995
Greedy sod- get up, eat cake, unlucky. He also drove- even if he did not know what was wrong, to drive when feeling ill was not responsible...
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Male 4,431
Yepper, I`m with the folks calling BS on this guy`s story. He`s covering a unbelievable weekend of partying is my guess. Monday morning regrets.
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Male 3,477
The pig was a pig. Don`t touch what`s not yours. Or ask permission, ya piece of crap.
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Male 3,108
For a porker who eats an entire cake for breakfast, he`s kind of a lightweight.
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Male 5,624
BULLSH*T DETECTED!!!

And, you DID drive while impaired, you f*ck!!
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Male 884
It would have only been assault if it had been baked into a donut.
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Male 1,252
Nobody mentioned to him that its pretty damn rare to feel any effects on your first time through? I deduce he went to work baked and got busted ....must have been his `daughters` cake eh? She baked a pot cake at her police chief-dads house and left it on the counter overnight? I mean really? Pretty weak ass excuse there dad.
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Male 7,123
First thing in the morning and he eats an entire cake? I can barely manage toast and marmalade. Wasn`t even his cake.

Possible charges include assault? Nobody offered him any damn cake.
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Male 411
Did he just admit to driving while impaired?
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Male 3,369
That`ll teach him not to eat someone else`s cake!
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Male 579
He had a panic attack. Happens to some people. You won`t die. It`s all in your head.
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Male 1,471
"...the entire thing..."
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Male 762
Hmmm... Cops nearly die and experience the scariest moment of their cop lives when they eat pot brownies. Everyone else gets high.
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Male 20,825
Link: Cop Accidentally Eats Daughters Weed Cake [Rate Link] - Gets majorly harsh buzz in the process. Just one bite, Captain Bringdown--not the entire cake.
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