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Date: 04/14/13 08:54 AM

30 Responses to Cop Accidentally Eats Daughters Weed Cake

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    April 14, 2013 at 8:56 am
    Link: Cop Accidentally Eats Daughters Weed Cake - Gets majorly harsh buzz in the process. Just one bite, Captain Bringdown--not the entire cake.
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    unmercyfuldu Male 18-29
    762 posts
    April 14, 2013 at 9:09 am
    Hmmm... Cops nearly die and experience the scariest moment of their cop lives when they eat pot brownies. Everyone else gets high.
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    Kain1 Male 18-29
    1473 posts
    April 14, 2013 at 9:26 am
    "...the entire thing..."
  4. Profile photo of Fehz
    Fehz Male 30-39
    580 posts
    April 14, 2013 at 9:29 am
    He had a panic attack. Happens to some people. You won`t die. It`s all in your head.
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    April 14, 2013 at 9:44 am
    That`ll teach him not to eat someone else`s cake!
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    thecurt Male 18-29
    411 posts
    April 14, 2013 at 10:01 am
    Did he just admit to driving while impaired?
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6952 posts
    April 14, 2013 at 10:10 am
    First thing in the morning and he eats an entire cake? I can barely manage toast and marmalade. Wasn`t even his cake.

    Possible charges include assault? Nobody offered him any damn cake.
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    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
    1111 posts
    April 14, 2013 at 10:16 am
    Nobody mentioned to him that its pretty damn rare to feel any effects on your first time through? I deduce he went to work baked and got busted ....must have been his `daughters` cake eh? She baked a pot cake at her police chief-dads house and left it on the counter overnight? I mean really? Pretty weak ass excuse there dad.
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    An-egg Male 30-39
    885 posts
    April 14, 2013 at 10:25 am
    It would have only been assault if it had been baked into a donut.
  10. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    April 14, 2013 at 11:00 am
    BULLSH*T DETECTED!!!

    And, you DID drive while impaired, you f*ck!!
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2343 posts
    April 14, 2013 at 11:01 am
    For a porker who eats an entire cake for breakfast, he`s kind of a lightweight.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    April 14, 2013 at 11:08 am
    The pig was a pig. Don`t touch what`s not yours. Or ask permission, ya piece of crap.
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    April 14, 2013 at 11:12 am
    Yepper, I`m with the folks calling BS on this guy`s story. He`s covering a unbelievable weekend of partying is my guess. Monday morning regrets.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7560 posts
    April 14, 2013 at 11:33 am
    Greedy sod- get up, eat cake, unlucky. He also drove- even if he did not know what was wrong, to drive when feeling ill was not responsible...
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    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    April 14, 2013 at 11:33 am
    Weak hearted pig suffers the consequences for his gluttony!
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    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    April 14, 2013 at 11:38 am
    "toxic"? lmao yeah right
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2779 posts
    April 14, 2013 at 11:52 am
    piga just cant hold their sh*t.
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    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    April 14, 2013 at 12:12 pm
    pussy.
  19. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    April 14, 2013 at 12:30 pm
    thats pretty f ucking funny
  20. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    April 14, 2013 at 2:08 pm
    "I thought I was dying." Classic amateur quote.
  21. Profile photo of TeChNo_RaVe
    TeChNo_RaVe Female 18-29
    160 posts
    April 14, 2013 at 5:41 pm
    He felt "sick"?
    More like high as a kite.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    April 14, 2013 at 8:53 pm
    He ate someone else`s entire cake? I`d say he got what he deserved. At least they ought to charge him with petty theft.
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    reDonkulous Male 18-29
    210 posts
    April 15, 2013 at 12:46 am
    "I woke up in the morning and ate it. The whole thing." Wow who eats a whole cake in the morning? No wonder you felt sick fatty
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    New_Guy Male 30-39
    406 posts
    April 15, 2013 at 2:20 am
    see if they just educate people he would have known just to eat sugar to get down a bit... cause there is no doubt if get a bad dizzying feeling it feels like... well more or less how he is describing it.
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    Canoas Male 18-29
    427 posts
    April 15, 2013 at 3:46 am
    wow.. so there was a cake in the kitchen not meant for him and he ate the whole thing? seriously? that was pretty pooty of him, but I guess he learned his lesson.
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    baradhili Male 40-49
    164 posts
    April 15, 2013 at 5:56 am
    and ever since he has been a much more relaxed dad :)
  27. Profile photo of Stormith
    Stormith Female 18-29
    543 posts
    April 15, 2013 at 8:48 am
    WTF, why the whole thing? One slice wasn`t enough for breakfast, chubbs? That probably made you sick, not the weed lolz. That`s what you get for eating other people`s cakes
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    An-egg Male 30-39
    885 posts
    April 16, 2013 at 3:11 pm
    @reDonkulous
    Maybe he had the munchies
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    April 18, 2013 at 5:22 pm
    Toxic my ass. Stupid f*er eating the whole damn thing.
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    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    April 19, 2013 at 11:59 am
    Maybe he got a headsup that there was going to be a piss test at work that day. Just covering his ass, with the cake story.

    Or yeah, maybe some random idiot left druggy cake on a cops kitchen counter. Sounds logical.

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