Congressman Creates Compelling New Slogan[Pic+]

Submitted by: FoolsPrussia 3 years ago

And you didn"t think gun control and abortion have anything in common
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Male 15,832
[quote]Holy crap! I can`t believe a few people here took this seriously.[/quote]
Then you haven`t truly grasped what it means to be a liberal.
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Male 4,893

Holy crap! I can`t believe a few people here took this seriously. Now I don`t know what is funnier, the congressman`s comment or the commenters who are worried about how a fetus will hold the gun and if it will shoot it`s mom.
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Male 14,330

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Male 373
`I love it when liberals are too stupid to realize they`re being trolled.`

OH GOOD SAVE.

If faced with failure - make it about the other political camp.
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Male 1,301
at the age when fetuses can be aborted, they don`t even have HANDS, much less fingers to operate a trigger, or a functioning brain that can send that impulse to the fingers.
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Male 7,915
I love it when conservatives are too stupid to realize they are actually voting for people that are so stupid that one has to pretend they are trolling.
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Male 15,832
I love it when liberals are too stupid to realize they`re being trolled.
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Male 3,061
I know he was born in Michigan. How he got down here to Texas and was elected in the first place...oh, I see, Houston.
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Male 625
Continuing the logic... If god didn`t want abortions, he`d give babies guns. Therefore, god is pro-choice.
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Male 884
@FoolsPrussia
I think that the baby would have to kill the doctor, who was trying to kill it, to stop itself from being killed, killing its mother would be counterproductive. You know: milk; love; and whatnot.
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Male 884
Um, I can`t imagine a newborn knowing how to fire a gun.

If they could his logic would be flawless.
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Male 3,445
If the baby killed its mom, would Republicans care about women`s health issues?
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Male 373
Ho jaaaaaaaaysus o_0
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Male 2,549
Do you think that we should consult the all mighty Pope Sicola over the moral ramifications of prenatal suicide??
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Male 2,549
...so...
I`d like to see a simulation of how this theory would pan out.
Oh hell, maybe a few of them:
One through the belly button,
One through the cervix
One showing a slow motion shot of the rupturing placenta
It would be a blast. -_-
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Female 2,927
(bangs head on desk repeatedly)
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Male 7,915
Well you don`t give them a gun. You give them a chunk of raw metal. Everyone knows a gun begins at raw metal.
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Male 37,888
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Male 2,357
@Gerry

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Male 4,893

That is friggin funny.
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Male 37,888
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Male 37,888

[quote]"If babies had guns they wouldn`t be aborted"[/quote]
ROFLMAO ... I suppose it`s kinda correct but still
ROFLMAO again

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Male 3,445
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