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Date: 04/12/13 02:27 PM

23 Responses to Congressman Creates Compelling New Slogan[Pic+]

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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
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    April 12, 2013 at 2:27 pm
    Link: Congressman Creates Compelling New Slogan - And you didn`t think gun control and abortion have anything in common
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    April 12, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    "If babies had guns they wouldn`t be aborted"
    ROFLMAO ... I suppose it`s kinda correct but still
    ROFLMAO again

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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    April 12, 2013 at 2:42 pm
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
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    April 12, 2013 at 2:44 pm

    That is friggin funny.
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    HumanAction Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2013 at 3:01 pm
    @Gerry

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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    April 12, 2013 at 3:55 pm
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
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    April 12, 2013 at 4:16 pm
    Well you don`t give them a gun. You give them a chunk of raw metal. Everyone knows a gun begins at raw metal.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
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    April 12, 2013 at 4:22 pm
    (bangs head on desk repeatedly)
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
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    April 12, 2013 at 4:48 pm
    ...so...
    I`d like to see a simulation of how this theory would pan out.
    Oh hell, maybe a few of them:
    One through the belly button,
    One through the cervix
    One showing a slow motion shot of the rupturing placenta
    It would be a blast. -_-
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
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    April 12, 2013 at 4:52 pm
    Do you think that we should consult the all mighty Pope Sicola over the moral ramifications of prenatal suicide??
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    dirtysteve00 Male 30-39
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    April 12, 2013 at 5:06 pm
    Ho jaaaaaaaaysus o_0
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
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    April 12, 2013 at 5:43 pm
    If the baby killed its mom, would Republicans care about women`s health issues?
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    An-egg Male 30-39
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    April 12, 2013 at 7:32 pm
    Um, I can`t imagine a newborn knowing how to fire a gun.

    If they could his logic would be flawless.
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    An-egg Male 30-39
    885 posts
    April 12, 2013 at 7:37 pm
    @FoolsPrussia
    I think that the baby would have to kill the doctor, who was trying to kill it, to stop itself from being killed, killing its mother would be counterproductive. You know: milk; love; and whatnot.
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    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
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    April 12, 2013 at 9:15 pm
    Continuing the logic... If god didn`t want abortions, he`d give babies guns. Therefore, god is pro-choice.
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
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    April 12, 2013 at 10:30 pm
    I know he was born in Michigan. How he got down here to Texas and was elected in the first place...oh, I see, Houston.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    April 12, 2013 at 10:37 pm
    I love it when liberals are too stupid to realize they`re being trolled.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
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    April 12, 2013 at 11:37 pm
    I love it when conservatives are too stupid to realize they are actually voting for people that are so stupid that one has to pretend they are trolling.
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    bliznik Male 30-39
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    April 13, 2013 at 6:05 am
    at the age when fetuses can be aborted, they don`t even have HANDS, much less fingers to operate a trigger, or a functioning brain that can send that impulse to the fingers.
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    dirtysteve00 Male 30-39
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    April 13, 2013 at 9:28 am
    `I love it when liberals are too stupid to realize they`re being trolled.`

    OH GOOD SAVE.

    If faced with failure - make it about the other political camp.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    April 13, 2013 at 10:25 am

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    turdburglar Male 30-39
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    April 13, 2013 at 11:38 am

    Holy crap! I can`t believe a few people here took this seriously. Now I don`t know what is funnier, the congressman`s comment or the commenters who are worried about how a fetus will hold the gun and if it will shoot it`s mom.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    April 13, 2013 at 10:11 pm
    Holy crap! I can`t believe a few people here took this seriously.
    Then you haven`t truly grasped what it means to be a liberal.

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