Cat... Wants... In... NOW! [Pic]

Submitted by: 5cats 4 years ago in Funny

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Male 4,242
Cock/Hen its all good right?

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Male 4,242
THAT IS NOT A PEACOCK
its a Peahen

maybe some of you idiots can come and "milk" my bull
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Male 3,680
AVENGE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Female 1,467
Tell my wife I love her.
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Male 19
"Never touching cat nip before a Nicki Minaj concert again!"
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Female 3,696
I see Katy Purry finally found the Peacock she was looking for
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Male 39,920

NNoamfer, [quote]"Pmarren, do you care to tell me why you hate cats so much?"[/quote]
I can answer that. Pmarren was abducted by gypsies when his parents welched on a gambling debt. Not wanting to raise him themselves they snuck him in with a litter of kittens at the home of Mildred Katz, the worlds craziest cat-lady. Growing up he often had to compete with the cats for food, usually losing and was brutally punished if he made too much mess in the litter box. Until one day, after Fluffy & Tiddles jumped him and stole his only toy {a rubber mouse that no longer squeaked} he fled through the cat-flap in the door vowing never to return. He has understandably hated felines ever since. Here is a home video taken when he was a child. He`s the one on the right.


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Male 40,752
@MrOrange: That bird... he`s out there! WAITING! X-( :-)
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Male 1,216
Pmarren, do you care to tell me why you hate cats so much? Just wondering really...
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Male 4,593
"The last known picture of Fluffy while still alive... taken only seconds before a single shot rings out from the parked and inconspicuous Cat-Killerz SUV owned by one pmarren. The bird is thought to have been a distraction, planted by pmarren himself."

By the way, whodat6484, I think you may be my long lost brother. Nice post.

Cats = Suck
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Female 2,549
`You see it too, right? A phucking peacock?`
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Male 13,630
WTF you say Pmarren is back
Oh S hit
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Male 2,419
at first glance it looks as though the kitty is crying?

anyway this is the reason 5cats never leaves the house,, Big Bird is out there...
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Male 322
Remember when you ate my brother? So do I...
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Female 6,381
"I never thought I`d say this, but SAVE ME FROM THE BIRD!"
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Male 883
heeeeeeeeeeere`s johnny!!!!
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Male 26
YOU`RE ALL GONNA DIE IN THERE!!!!!!
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Male 40,752
"I told you to order KFC, not THIS!"

@12Chars: Thank you Mr.Killjoy...
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Male 965
"The reckoning is at hand.
I will miss puking in your shoes."
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Female 4,084
i`m scared; HOLD ME!
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Male 903
5Cats See, it`s a joke... if it needs explaining...
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Male 40,752
It`s funny because Peacocks are mean! They beat up dogs and cats given half a chance. Our local Zoo has a team which rounds them up and drags them back whenever they escape. Which is often! :-) They wander around freely in many Zoos because it`s almost impossible to keep them penned up! And people like them.

"Mom! He followed me home! Can I keep him?"

>^..^<
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Male 3,908

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Female 4,447
"It`s standing right behind me, isn`t it?"
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Male 5,164
I will never puke again on your slippers...if you let me enter,RIGHT NOW!
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Male 1,383
`Uhhhh...you know how I usually like to kill birds right...`
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Male 40,752
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