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Date: 04/29/13 04:02 PM

28 Responses to Cat… Wants… In… NOW! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 4:02 pm
    Link: Cat... Wants... In... NOW! - How many captions can IAB come up with? Submit yours!
  2. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 4:09 pm
    `Uhhhh...you know how I usually like to kill birds right...`
  3. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4911 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 4:10 pm
    I will never puke again on your slippers...if you let me enter,RIGHT NOW!
  4. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 4:13 pm
    "It`s standing right behind me, isn`t it?"
  5. Profile photo of whodat6484
    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3908 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 4:13 pm

  6. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 4:52 pm
    It`s funny because Peacocks are mean! They beat up dogs and cats given half a chance. Our local Zoo has a team which rounds them up and drags them back whenever they escape. Which is often! :-) They wander around freely in many Zoos because it`s almost impossible to keep them penned up! And people like them.

    "Mom! He followed me home! Can I keep him?"

    >^..^<
  7. Profile photo of 12chars
    12chars Male 18-29
    906 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 5:00 pm
    5Cats See, it`s a joke... if it needs explaining...
  8. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 5:26 pm
    i`m scared; HOLD ME!
  9. Profile photo of Skythe
    Skythe Male 18-29
    965 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 5:53 pm
    "The reckoning is at hand.
    I will miss puking in your shoes."
  10. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 6:07 pm
    "I told you to order KFC, not THIS!"

    @12Chars: Thank you Mr.Killjoy...
  11. Profile photo of tattoooedlex
    tattoooedlex Male 30-39
    26 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 7:06 pm
    YOU`RE ALL GONNA DIE IN THERE!!!!!!
  12. Profile photo of djwajda
    djwajda Male 40-49
    885 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 7:19 pm
    heeeeeeeeeeere`s johnny!!!!
  13. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 9:29 pm
    "I never thought I`d say this, but SAVE ME FROM THE BIRD!"
  14. Profile photo of stk5m
    stk5m Male 18-29
    322 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 10:58 pm
    Remember when you ate my brother? So do I...
  15. Profile photo of MrOrange
    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 11:20 pm
    at first glance it looks as though the kitty is crying?

    anyway this is the reason 5cats never leaves the house,, Big Bird is out there...
  16. Profile photo of onoffonoffon
    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2353 posts
    April 30, 2013 at 12:03 am
    "I think I`m gonna lose this one!"
  17. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    April 30, 2013 at 12:55 am
    WTF you say Pmarren is back
    Oh S hit
  18. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    April 30, 2013 at 5:12 am
    `You see it too, right? A phucking peacock?`
  19. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    April 30, 2013 at 6:07 am
    "The last known picture of Fluffy while still alive... taken only seconds before a single shot rings out from the parked and inconspicuous Cat-Killerz SUV owned by one pmarren. The bird is thought to have been a distraction, planted by pmarren himself."

    By the way, whodat6484, I think you may be my long lost brother. Nice post.

    Cats = Suck
  20. Profile photo of NNoamfer
    NNoamfer Male 18-29
    1216 posts
    April 30, 2013 at 6:38 am
    Pmarren, do you care to tell me why you hate cats so much? Just wondering really...
  21. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    April 30, 2013 at 7:27 am
    @MrOrange: That bird... he`s out there! WAITING! X-( :-)
  22. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36677 posts
    April 30, 2013 at 7:49 am

    NNoamfer, "Pmarren, do you care to tell me why you hate cats so much?"
    I can answer that. Pmarren was abducted by gypsies when his parents welched on a gambling debt. Not wanting to raise him themselves they snuck him in with a litter of kittens at the home of Mildred Katz, the worlds craziest cat-lady. Growing up he often had to compete with the cats for food, usually losing and was brutally punished if he made too much mess in the litter box. Until one day, after Fluffy & Tiddles jumped him and stole his only toy {a rubber mouse that no longer squeaked} he fled through the cat-flap in the door vowing never to return. He has understandably hated felines ever since. Here is a home video taken when he was a child. He`s the one on the right.


  23. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    April 30, 2013 at 10:38 am
    I see Katy Purry finally found the Peacock she was looking for
  24. Profile photo of emetro03
    emetro03 Male 18-29
    19 posts
    April 30, 2013 at 1:34 pm
    "Never touching cat nip before a Nicki Minaj concert again!"
  25. Profile photo of Magentab0b
    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    April 30, 2013 at 1:38 pm
    Tell my wife I love her.
  26. Profile photo of robthelurker
    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    April 30, 2013 at 4:32 pm
    AVENGE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
  27. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3336 posts
    April 30, 2013 at 4:37 pm
    THAT IS NOT A PEACOCK
    its a Peahen

    maybe some of you idiots can come and "milk" my bull
  28. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3336 posts
    April 30, 2013 at 4:49 pm
    Cock/Hen its all good right?

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