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Captain Kirk`s 8 Steps To Kickin` Ass [Pic]

Captain Kirk”s Patented Fighting Moves:

1. The Kirk Kick

2. The Kirk Drop Kick

3. The Bowling Ball

4. The Human Projectile

5. The Kirk Chop

6. The Wall of Destruction

7. The Scissor Choke

8. The Kirk Double Fist


Use these at your own risk, or in the presence of a trained professional.

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Date: 04/14/13 06:59 PM

16 Responses to Captain Kirk`s 8 Steps To Kickin` Ass [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    April 14, 2013 at 6:54 pm
    Link: Captain Kirk`s 8 Steps To Kickin` Ass - Use these at your own risk, or in the presence of a trained professional.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    April 14, 2013 at 7:26 pm
    AKA, Gerry`s latest dance moves. =^.^=
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    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    April 14, 2013 at 7:27 pm
    Captain Kirk kicked ass...
  4. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32796 posts
    April 14, 2013 at 7:41 pm
    As someone who`s read the ENTIRE "Book Of Kirk"?

    I approve of this post!
  5. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    April 14, 2013 at 7:46 pm
    Hey, where`s the good ol` Bonanza roundhouse right?
  6. Profile photo of ZackDark
    ZackDark Male 18-29
    299 posts
    April 14, 2013 at 7:56 pm
    The power!
    The cunning!

    Truly a master of martial arts. I`m a bit sad JJ Abrams haven`t managed to slip a few of those in the movies.
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    RytWing Male 30-39
    316 posts
    April 14, 2013 at 8:15 pm
    The guy on the right in number 4. Watch his left hand. I call it "the Kirk just got molested by an extra" move.
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    Nageki Male 30-39
    110 posts
    April 14, 2013 at 8:18 pm
    I believe the last one (#8) is called the "hammer fist". :P
  9. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    April 14, 2013 at 8:47 pm

    Kirk = Awesome.

    So good he can fight himself and win!




    The Suck Her Punch




    The 2 time emmy award winning acting skills




    The Super Human ability to come back to matter what happens to his career!

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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    April 14, 2013 at 9:49 pm
    I strongly endorse this post.
  11. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    April 15, 2013 at 12:19 am
    He`s good with blunt objects as well.


  12. Profile photo of djwajda
    djwajda Male 40-49
    885 posts
    April 15, 2013 at 4:54 am
    And....

    Rematch!!
  13. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    April 15, 2013 at 6:14 am

    Even Spock couldn`t deny Kirks raw sexiness


  14. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    April 15, 2013 at 6:17 am

    Of course, we all know how Sulu felt about Capt Kirk




    OH MY


  15. Profile photo of geckohead
    geckohead Female 50-59
    591 posts
    April 15, 2013 at 9:29 am
    Likewise, strong support.
  16. Profile photo of bordo
    bordo Male 50-59
    907 posts
    April 15, 2013 at 6:20 pm
    He looks like the Pillsbury Dough Boy with hair now but he could be surprisingly badass back then.

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