Captain Kirk`s 8 Steps To Kickin` Ass [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 3 years ago Funny


Captain Kirk"s Patented Fighting Moves:

1. The Kirk Kick



2. The Kirk Drop Kick



3. The Bowling Ball



4. The Human Projectile



5. The Kirk Chop



6. The Wall of Destruction



7. The Scissor Choke



8. The Kirk Double Fist


Use these at your own risk, or in the presence of a trained professional.
There are 16 comments:
Male 907
He looks like the Pillsbury Dough Boy with hair now but he could be surprisingly badass back then.
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Female 592
Likewise, strong support.
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Male 37,888

Of course, we all know how Sulu felt about Capt Kirk




OH MY


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Male 37,888

Even Spock couldn`t deny Kirks raw sexiness


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Male 883
And....

Rematch!!
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Male 1,920
He`s good with blunt objects as well.


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Male 3,445
I strongly endorse this post.
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Male 37,888

Kirk = Awesome.

So good he can fight himself and win!




The Suck Her Punch




The 2 time emmy award winning acting skills




The Super Human ability to come back to matter what happens to his career!

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Male 110
I believe the last one (#8) is called the "hammer fist". :P
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Male 316
The guy on the right in number 4. Watch his left hand. I call it "the Kirk just got molested by an extra" move.
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Male 299
The power!
The cunning!

Truly a master of martial arts. I`m a bit sad JJ Abrams haven`t managed to slip a few of those in the movies.
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Male 15,832
Hey, where`s the good ol` Bonanza roundhouse right?
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Male 36,410
As someone who`s read the ENTIRE "Book Of Kirk"?

I approve of this post!
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Male 1,793
Captain Kirk kicked ass...
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Male 6,227
AKA, Gerry`s latest dance moves. =^.^=
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Female 8,044
Link: Captain Kirk`s 8 Steps To Kickin` Ass [Pic] [Rate Link] - Use these at your own risk, or in the presence of a trained professional.
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